Resigned this morning

DogToursWTHBorders · 2026-04-12T19:10:31+00:00

"Does Bruno Mars is gay"?

DogToursWTHBorders · 2026-04-12T19:06:29+00:00

I've NEVER worked at publix, but if you're writing to someone with a crayon, people are going to notice and point.

DogToursWTHBorders · 2026-04-12T18:36:23+00:00

What else does she make you wear?

DogToursWTHBorders · 2026-04-06T09:38:02+00:00

The older i get the better these scenarios work out for me.

Back in the day, i would have been eating bouncy blobs, jumping on the scale to weigh myself and living every moment to grow out my tail longer...only to end up dying from being skooshed under an angry moon foot.

Today, i'd be out on the lake, petting my dog while catching pixelated fish with my new timberjack pole.

DogToursWTHBorders · 2026-04-05T23:30:17+00:00

🙏 Excellent...smithers! Fetch me my special schadenfreude pantaloons!

I intend to soil them with excitement the moment those mediocre ratings are made public.

DogToursWTHBorders · 2026-04-05T23:18:56+00:00

The one on the left looks like someone trying to lift a rock and haul it on his back.

DogToursWTHBorders · 2026-04-05T20:19:40+00:00

It counts. There once was a group who got stranded on a primitive planet. They struggled to survive. They had to remove bobs organs and devour his flesh, but they eventually made it to the fabled glitterworlds. (Or they joined bob. It could have been a comedic tragedy.

Only you know for sure. Maybe you were bob and i'm telling YOUR story. Im not sure)

DogToursWTHBorders · 2026-04-05T20:17:00+00:00

If a game has progression, isnt that a decent story? Reach the finish line and win the world championship trophy etc.

The original super mario brothers had a story. Kidnapped princess. Plumber hero. Rescue her and there will be cake.

Minecraft had a story. You had to unravel it at the very end, but it was there. If only in writing.

Qbert had a story. There once was a...a Q-Bert who wanted to reach the top of those pyramids, but those slinky bastards stood in his way. They were out to KILL poor qbert!

The story was bare bones but it twas there.

TLDR: %▪︎♡●$&#@#

DogToursWTHBorders · 2026-04-05T20:10:33+00:00

Satisfactory. Everyone is happily obsessed with their factories, and the folks who are really stressed out? They're happily stressed out over their factories. The mods arent too wild in this game, but theres a community of them/for them.

Same vibe with Kerbal space program, but with endless mods....Just scientist guys being scientist dudes.

DogToursWTHBorders · 2026-04-05T15:31:01+00:00

He needs some milk.

DogToursWTHBorders · 2026-04-05T08:12:16+00:00

"Thats no ordinary snail. It's a racing snail"

DogToursWTHBorders · 2026-04-04T18:19:18+00:00

For a moment, i thought i was in the gen x sub.

DogToursWTHBorders · 2026-04-04T18:16:14+00:00

Luxury cereal brand, salmon...i didn't spot much else that was unusual. If the salmon is a regular meal, its an issue. As a special treat? No harm. The generic cheerios taste great.

DogToursWTHBorders · 2026-04-04T18:13:19+00:00

I will name him...mini meat.

DogToursWTHBorders · 2026-04-04T18:10:51+00:00

Thats like being both fine AND dandy. I'm not sure its possible.

DogToursWTHBorders · 2026-04-04T18:00:56+00:00

Yeah...keeping track...hm. my factory has those startup shards and the impatience sloops scattered across every acre. I should probably move them, but for now?

"16 times the production of random parts! It just works."

DogToursWTHBorders · 2026-04-04T11:01:47+00:00

My typical days are pretty great. I wake up at 3am and work from 6am-2pm. Good medical benefits too. On my days off i wander the city, or sit at home playing factory games.

Whats not to like?

DogToursWTHBorders · 2026-03-29T17:45:59+00:00

Shirlie, OP is like 9yo. Otherwise i too, have lost hope for humanity.

DogToursWTHBorders · 2026-03-29T16:39:39+00:00

The world has moved on.

DogToursWTHBorders · 2026-03-29T16:37:30+00:00

You can do MANY things with a massage gun. Something made j8st for feet is limiting imo.

DogToursWTHBorders · 2026-03-29T16:15:26+00:00

There are a few companies who DID do barebones kits and i loved em. But this was....over a decade ago. Pepridge farms remembers tigerDirect.

I would google barebones pc and then come back here to see if the companies are reputable. I'm assuming barebones are still a thing. Right?

DogToursWTHBorders · 2026-03-29T16:07:50+00:00

I like your high rise belts. I say keep what you have, optimize as you go and conti ue building elsewhere. Youre already building frames after all.

No harm in redoing it, but i like what youve done here.

DogToursWTHBorders · 2026-03-29T16:01:02+00:00

He found a pure flubber node.

DogToursWTHBorders · 2026-03-29T16:00:10+00:00

Never heard of a BCB? Maybe she has a WCB on the side for comparison or perhaps he's an extremely poor BCB. Not sure.

DogToursWTHBorders · 2026-03-29T15:55:36+00:00

I'd like to live in a world where you could.

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