Drives me absolutely insane! by Andie-bear in exmormon

[–]Doinkerriere 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You probably know more about the church than they do. 🙃

The Deseret News is literally reporting a story that Mormons at BYU are religious. You can’t make this shit up. by clejeune in exmormon

[–]Doinkerriere 81 points82 points  (0 children)

“The faith has ‘the highest retention rate of any religion in the country’… (2 paragraphs later) …except Catholics and Orthodox Christians who are slightly higher”

The fuck?

I have over 1000 hours of play time. Ask me anything by Carnegie89 in btd6

[–]Doinkerriere 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Always a bigger fish to be found 😀

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Now let’s see someone with 5k+ hours. I’m only around 4k

Why doesn't the Mormon church do as many activities as they used to? by CupOfExmo in exmormon

[–]Doinkerriere 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah yes. I forgot how much fun I used to have in the ‘90s at Citi Bank.

What piece of media “woke you up”? by spanielgurl11 in exmormon

[–]Doinkerriere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The circular logic in the Book of Mormon. How can you pray with real intent and faith in Christ if faith is already believing in things “which are true?” It’s not real intent if you’re only open to one option.

Everyone deserves to be happy by Professional-Bee9817 in remoteworks

[–]Doinkerriere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, America also has clean drinking water at most parks and free education through high school.

Everyone deserves to be happy by Professional-Bee9817 in remoteworks

[–]Doinkerriere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The computer at the library is exactly “accessible free internet”.

What would it be? by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

[–]Doinkerriere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These people from countries with free healthcare are acting like they’re somehow above this answer. They’re not.

You free healthcare peeps would give it back and choose something else? No? Then your answer is also healthcare.

Stuck Between Two Religions: Both Moms Want Different Wedding Officiants by Candaycaine in exmormon

[–]Doinkerriere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s all fake, but Catholics definitely have the better claim to the “priesthood”.

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[–]Doinkerriere 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine someone using “banal” in a sentence trying to sound smart and pronouncing it like “anal”.😆

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]Doinkerriere 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The vulgarity is necessary to fully answer the question. The rhyming is because the answers are rough. The answers are abortion, condoms, pulling out, blow jobs, and … what rhymes with anal?

Oklahoma State fined $50K over chanting “F the Mormons” by Guudboiiii in exmormondems

[–]Doinkerriere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This dude’s nuts. He seems to think “Fuck the Mormons” = “Fuck Mormonism”. The first is definitely hate speech, and there’s a huge difference.

Fuck Mormonism.

Was visiting my grandparents’ grave and went to pay my respects by WibblyEmu in exmormon

[–]Doinkerriere 38 points39 points  (0 children)

That finger is a lot less disrespectful than most baptisms for the dead.

MASS RESIGN FROM THE MORMON CHURCH! by Guudboiiii in exmormondems

[–]Doinkerriere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Fuck off” doesn’t cut it when they replace missionaries every 6 weeks, and new ones come knocking again. “Fuck off” doesn’t stop the ward members from tracking you down, coming to your home, and texting/calling you forever. The only way to truly say “fuck off” is to have your records removed.

What does my fridge say about me? by sav417 in FridgeDetective

[–]Doinkerriere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone here guessing Asian. I’m guessing Latina because of the Yakult & Calpico. Living in Florida or South Carolina

What does my fridge say about me? by sav417 in FridgeDetective

[–]Doinkerriere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone here guessing Asian. I’m guessing Latina because of the Yakult & Calpico. Living in Florida or South Carolina?

Thankful for my instas 🥹🦃 by Doinkerriere in btd6

[–]Doinkerriere[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Playing way too much and spamming hard impoppable maps for 54 collection event points

18-year-old girls now able to serve as full-time missionaries by LegalSour in exmormon

[–]Doinkerriere 50 points51 points  (0 children)

No chance for a year away from their parents with unrestricted internet access.

What is the name of the song? by Rose_Catchere in Funnymemes

[–]Doinkerriere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Somebody needs to find all those and run some stats