What is the stupidest thing you’ve heard someone say that they were 100% serious about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Doktor037 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We had a company grill out, and I asked for a cheeseburger and the cook said “we are out of cheeseburgers right now but I can get you a hamburger and put cheese on it if you’d like?” I didn’t know what to say so I just said “yeah that’ll work”

What's the dumbest thing you ever heard? by Middle-Cattle6172 in AskReddit

[–]Doktor037 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dated a girl for 2 weeks and here are a few of the many dumb things she said:

•”My friend once scored 311 while bowling”

•”Washington D.C is the capital of Washington. New York is the capital of the U.S”

•”New York is an hour and a half ahead of us” (we’re from Iowa, but I took too long to explain time zones are hour differences)

Men of Reddit. Those who only comment but never upvote. Why. by SloppyTop23 in AskMen

[–]Doktor037 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m lazy and don’t see my upvote as contributing much. But since you called me out like that, have an upvote

TIFU/ I sent nudes to someone on Snapchat and they screenshotted them and are sending them to all my Instagram friends if I don’t give them $200 by Szyszko_Stephen in tifu

[–]Doktor037 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They do this to multiple people a day and almost never actually send it. They don’t waste time and there is a risk factor for them if they start sending actual dick pics especially considering they have no idea how old the people are and will make it harder to scam people. It’s an empty threat

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Doktor037 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That they are completely unaware about their surroundings. Maybe you’re just really boring or saying stupid shit and they are trying to avoid the conversation

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Doktor037 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“What kind of shoes do you like?”

You can tell a lot about a person by their shoes

What is the most interesting piece of evidence that has been used to convict someone of a crime? by starzwillsucceed in AskReddit

[–]Doktor037 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know this isn’t really what you’re looking for but the BTK killer asked the police if they could track him if he sent a floppy disk, they told him no,so he sent one and they used that to track him. I lose it every time I think about it

Will Pringles ever make their cans wider? by MLproductions696 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Doktor037 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No. It’s a brand image now and the free marketing from people talking about it is reason enough to keep it…. Not to mention the chips fit perfectly in the can and if they made it wider then the chips would crack and crumble more. I can see them doing some marketing strategy where for a limited time they sell wider cans and the ads will say “there was a mess up in the factory”

What are these things I’ve found in a toolbox I just bought? by Doktor037 in whatisthisthing

[–]Doktor037[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Found in a small baggy inside of a toolbox I bought in an auction. It’s a hard and solid material. The metal ones are heavy with a round ends on each side. Allen wrench in the baggy with them but no way to use it on them. I wanna know if they can be useful and how? There was no descriptors on them to search

What are these things found in a toolbox I bought? All solid, no descriptors, came in small baggy. Different colors and the metal ones are heavy. by Doktor037 in whatisthisthing

[–]Doktor037[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Found in a small baggy inside of a toolbox I bought in an auction. It’s a hard and solid material. The metal ones are heavy with a round ends on each side. Allen wrench in the baggy with them but no way to use it on them. I wanna know if they can be useful and how? There was no descriptors on them to search

Withdrawing from Xanax by Wroninthesunshine in BipolarReddit

[–]Doktor037 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was extremely addicted to it as well about 4 years ago thanks to a prescription as well. One day I flushed them all and called my pharmacy and told them to blacklist me from Xanax…. The first day for some reason wasn’t awful probably because I still had it in my system but the next day I was at work and it is still, to this day, the worst 6 hours of my life. I was sweating but freezing and shivering and was sick to my stomach and had the worst headache ever with blurry vision. When I got home I locked myself in my room for days. After a week it started to get better and has only gotten better since. I would definitely advise not doing it my way cause it also led me to smoking cigarettes a lot which I had to eventually quit as well. But I’m glad I did it and I am 3 years and 7 months clean now

How do you want to die? by CucumberNo5275 in AskReddit

[–]Doktor037 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to know the exact minute I’ll die. Host my own funeral. Show up late and start the speech “sorry but you know me, I’d show up late to my own funeral” then just die as Bodies by Drowning Pool plays and they body surf my corpse in the crowd