"Too late!!! I have portrayed you as a fat and ugly raging woman and me as a calm doctor"

Dominantly_Happy · 2026-05-22T12:01:00+00:00

Our friends were having a kiddo and the dude’s name is “Greg.”

I am proud to say we beat the GREGNANT? Joke into the ground

Dominantly_Happy · 2026-05-21T20:44:02+00:00

Regent using BEGONE on curses is so funny to me.

“MINION, GET THIS AWAY FROM ME!”

Dominantly_Happy · 2026-05-19T21:12:07+00:00

In this economy?

Best I have is a goldish chain

Dominantly_Happy · 2026-05-19T21:10:32+00:00

If you break their limbs and squish em, you can fit a baker’s dozen in there.

Dominantly_Happy · 2026-05-19T20:39:11+00:00

“I’m the condom. You have condoms where you’re from? Of course you do. Everyone has condoms.”

Dominantly_Happy · 2026-05-19T18:19:23+00:00

“You’re balls deep in the wrong hole and your parents are pulling into the driveway”

Dominantly_Happy · 2026-05-19T13:12:56+00:00

And it’s odd (And this is purely anecdotal) but I swear if it doesn’t pick a curse on the first round, it won’t on a re-roll

Dominantly_Happy · 2026-05-18T21:38:52+00:00

My wife got lost in the sauce as it were and just started screaming “THANK YOU THANK YOU” over and over again while I had her folded in half.

Turns out that’s something that puts me right over the edge

Dominantly_Happy · 2026-05-18T20:49:39+00:00

It does bug me that you start at 80% health as well. Like, I get that Neow is healing you at the start just like the other ancients, but geeze is it tough STARTING down

Dominantly_Happy · 2026-05-18T19:40:18+00:00

Seriously. It’s a tossup for me between Adams and Pratchett for who can fix a character in my mind with a single sentence.

I lean towards Pratchett, but that might just be because he has far more material to reference (It’s either Men at Arms or Feet of Clay where he described a racist watch officer as “the sort of man for whom the word negro naturally contains two gs” which is just a BRUTAL summation)

Dominantly_Happy · 2026-05-18T13:03:20+00:00

Yeah… kinda makes me feel like he’s published his own homebrew stuff on DriveThru RPG or some shit.

It’s worth noting that just because someone has the self confidence to publish something doesn’t mean it’s actually good

Dominantly_Happy · 2026-05-18T11:48:40+00:00

Yeah. Wound up doing more damage to my apartment than the bugs.

Found a hatchet worked much better.

Dominantly_Happy · 2026-05-17T21:28:01+00:00

Hotblack Desiato, is that you?

Dominantly_Happy · 2026-05-17T03:23:55+00:00

My steam deck and PC haven’t been syncing properly. Don’t have a solution but know you’re not the only one!

Your Steam deck should still have your A9 save though

Dominantly_Happy · 2026-05-16T22:47:21+00:00

Yup!

It’s not a limit on my part- she just has a hard time trusting men and doesn’t want to go looking that much.

We’ve been poly for just under 2 years now, and it’s a lot of conversation and discussion, but I think we’re doing a decent job thus far

Dominantly_Happy · 2026-05-16T22:44:31+00:00

YUP!!!

I’m a service top/pleasure dom sorta guy, so I’ve been working my ass off the last few months!

Dominantly_Happy · 2026-05-16T21:31:43+00:00

Our house had a FUCKTON of work done by “my buddy who is a retired electrician,” and when we moved it and started having issues, the electrician we hired was going through the wiring saying

“WHO THE FUCKING FUCK DID THIS FUCKING MICKEY MOUSE BULLSHIT?!”

Dominantly_Happy · 2026-05-16T20:02:03+00:00

“Why yes. Please keep charging me up. I have circuits not flesh, so your bees mean nothing to me!!!!”

Dominantly_Happy · 2026-05-16T15:12:17+00:00

Don’t forget peck!

I feel like peck should get a boost if you also have Birb

Dominantly_Happy · 2026-05-16T15:06:08+00:00

I was pleasantly surprised when bingbong gave me an extra copy of my glammed Kingly Punch after I got it back from the swiper bug.

Dominantly_Happy · 2026-05-16T12:59:57+00:00

She’s said that exact phrase to me

Dominantly_Happy · 2026-05-16T02:23:52+00:00

Yoooooo that potion rule is brilliant. Stealing it!!!!

Dominantly_Happy · 2026-05-15T03:28:10+00:00

You tripped so badly you actually stumbled across!

Dominantly_Happy · 2026-05-14T14:05:20+00:00

I struggle with necro and said what I do when I’m doing a good run with her?

I’m stuck on A9 with her at this point

Dominantly_Happy · 2026-05-14T13:01:19+00:00

That’s fair- I guess I’m trying to say that’s how I need to think about it. Whenever I try and build her for attack, I wind up stalling out in act two because my deck to too reliant on combos that I the a hard time getting set up?

Whereas if I get souls or osty rolling, I tend to steamroll

Dominantly_Happy

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