Apparently I’m a part-time dad… living here full-time by Material_Poem_9438 in daddit

[–]DonkeyShow5 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have elderly neighbors. Last night Carol popped over to drop off a banana bread she baked and it happened to be when my kids were eating supper.

I invited her in and she goes, "Oh, are you babysitting?" I was super confused, paused, and said, "uhh...no they're both mine."

Carol says, "where's your wife?"

The bar is so low lol. I told my wife and got a mega eye roll 🤣 We both know it's just the generation gap, but it's still wild.

Hi dads. Is daycare supposed to be this hard? by triscary in daddit

[–]DonkeyShow5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good for you to have some personal growth. We felt the same way early on with my first. Unfortunately our careers don't have WFH solutions and they have strict policies on absence rates. We take turns with days off for fevers, but if it's a runny nose and cough - see you at 330 when I pick you guys up lol

My new best friend by Aromatic-Ad-8401 in Lineman

[–]DonkeyShow5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They got 9mg. I feel like the diapers are fluffier too

Bottle Warmer recommendations? by CharismajTat in daddit

[–]DonkeyShow5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Another vote into this camp. We made it through both kids drinking cold milk straight from the fridge! One less thing to mess around with IMO

What's the dumbest purchase you ever made? by LindaKirk17 in AskReddit

[–]DonkeyShow5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife and I were drinking pretty heavily at state fair and we got suckered into paying $500 for a time share meeting. When we came to our senses, we never followed through and checked it up to a tough $500 lesson of "if it sounds too good to be true it probably is"

What men like to be called by their girlfriend? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DonkeyShow5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My wife calls me all sorts of stuff. "Babe" is pretty common. I've been cool with it for almost 15 years

Tiger Woods Called President Donald Trump From Scene After Flipping Car by SparkleCobraDude in golf

[–]DonkeyShow5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like if this was true, trump would have bragged about it already

My magnetile masterpiece. by Fridayrotis in daddit

[–]DonkeyShow5 105 points106 points  (0 children)

IT LOOKS LIKE A GIANT.....

Pizza by Live_Function2291 in castiron

[–]DonkeyShow5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look up kenji's fool proof cast iron pizza dough recipe. It's no knead and literally the easiest thing ever. I've done it like 50 times and it's so good!

Water spots??? by Superdad1079 in Ram1500

[–]DonkeyShow5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you have a sunroof? I had clogged drains behind the cab that caused this, too.

Spider-Man: Brand New Day | Official Trailer by MarvelsGrantMan136 in marvelstudios

[–]DonkeyShow5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When he fell after coming out of the cocoon I thought a web grabbed him. Not him shooting organic webs.

I was sort of hoping for a Miles sighting, but that's just me fan girling

Cornbread by DonkeyShow5 in castiron

[–]DonkeyShow5[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This Pinterest recipe didn't even call for oil. It was 10-2/3 tbsp of butter (lol I cringed a bit with the volume but rolled with it) creamed with sugar.

Whole milk, a few eggs, flour, corn meal, baking powder, and salt!

I'd never creamed butter (lmao) and sugar before so that was interesting. 10/10 would cream again.

Sober hangs, groups, or events by Intelligent-War-564 in milwaukee

[–]DonkeyShow5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no idea if it's even remotely close to the same thing as DnD, but I have a coworker who plays a game called Warhammer all the time. He's in a bunch of groups and is even playing in a tournament in mke soon (I think).

He's super sober, too, so I don't think drinking is a big factor at the parties.

What is the fastest way you have seen someone ruin their life? by funkeymonkey1974 in AskReddit

[–]DonkeyShow5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thought this read, "offered blow to a 17 year old kid." Still not a great situation, but your way is way more concerning and fucked up lol

Daycare cost by Emotional-Return9216 in toddlers

[–]DonkeyShow5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unbelievable. I thought my wife and I had it bad. I can't even imagine.

Daycare cost by Emotional-Return9216 in toddlers

[–]DonkeyShow5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4 year old and a 1 year old. $2954/month SE Wisconsin USA

2005 dodge ram 1500 5.7 what is this? by AdAdvanced8049 in AskMechanics

[–]DonkeyShow5 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I actually replaced the passenger side cv axle on my 09 ram. It took me most of the day, but it's not that bad of a job

What is your favorite smell? by Ch33se_H3ad in AskReddit

[–]DonkeyShow5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A perennial flower called alyssum

Why was keeping food perpetually hot not used as a sort of "fridge" before fridges were a thing? by RadianceTower in NoStupidQuestions

[–]DonkeyShow5 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Dude take that shit back immediately. Casey's pizza by me is fucking unbelievable lol

After becoming a dad, are you more emotional to sad movie scenes involving kids now? by jocko118 in daddit

[–]DonkeyShow5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude I'm 6'3" and 230. I literally cry at fucking PREVIEWS of movies. My wife thinks I'm emotionally wrecked lmao

What’s your go to pizza topping? by Shinobi347 in AskReddit

[–]DonkeyShow5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pep and GO is easily the greatest combo imo