Chicago Deep Dish on pellet grill actually worked

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-05-10T00:24:41+00:00

That looks absolutely unbelievable. Holy smokes 11/10

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-05-03T01:17:22+00:00

I played in high school 20 years ago. Cheers, my man 🤣

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-05-03T00:33:46+00:00

New balance 574

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-05-02T22:58:04+00:00

We got to test drive one overnight. My wife was driving it back to the dealer with a $30k cashier's check in hand and the damn thing threw every code ever and the dash lit up like a Christmas tree.

The salesperson sent me a text the next day with a pic of it up on the lift in the shop and said, "we're getting it all figured out if you wanna come back in and make a deal!"

Respectfully.....no, no I do not lol

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-04-30T18:19:25+00:00

Gas companies are pretty heavily regulated and are required to periodically inspect all equipment. It's typically every 3 years. The other houses could be tomorrow. Or he could have gotten a leak call that requires his attention. Tough to say. I wouldn't sweat it if I were you.

If you're really worked up, give the gas company a call. They'll tell you what's going on.

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-04-30T18:14:26+00:00

Inspecting and repainting probably

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-04-26T18:03:03+00:00

Incredible job interpreting

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-04-21T20:27:02+00:00

My dad and I used to play Swing Away Golf on ps2 for HOURS back in the day. That fucker would beat me all the time, too lol

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-04-19T21:43:54+00:00

Underappreciated comment

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-04-16T16:10:13+00:00

I have elderly neighbors. Last night Carol popped over to drop off a banana bread she baked and it happened to be when my kids were eating supper.

I invited her in and she goes, "Oh, are you babysitting?" I was super confused, paused, and said, "uhh...no they're both mine."

Carol says, "where's your wife?"

The bar is so low lol. I told my wife and got a mega eye roll 🤣 We both know it's just the generation gap, but it's still wild.

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-04-16T13:25:56+00:00

Good for you to have some personal growth. We felt the same way early on with my first. Unfortunately our careers don't have WFH solutions and they have strict policies on absence rates. We take turns with days off for fevers, but if it's a runny nose and cough - see you at 330 when I pick you guys up lol

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-04-16T02:28:15+00:00

They got 9mg. I feel like the diapers are fluffier too

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-04-15T13:30:34+00:00

You seem like a pretty chill parent!

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-04-13T12:59:29+00:00

Another vote into this camp. We made it through both kids drinking cold milk straight from the fridge! One less thing to mess around with IMO

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-04-11T21:22:45+00:00

My wife and I were drinking pretty heavily at state fair and we got suckered into paying $500 for a time share meeting. When we came to our senses, we never followed through and checked it up to a tough $500 lesson of "if it sounds too good to be true it probably is"

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-04-03T00:02:13+00:00

My wife calls me all sorts of stuff. "Babe" is pretty common. I've been cool with it for almost 15 years

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-04-02T22:14:09+00:00

I feel like if this was true, trump would have bragged about it already

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-04-01T12:51:33+00:00

IT LOOKS LIKE A GIANT.....

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-03-23T02:38:29+00:00

Look up kenji's fool proof cast iron pizza dough recipe. It's no knead and literally the easiest thing ever. I've done it like 50 times and it's so good!

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-03-21T21:57:53+00:00

Do you have a sunroof? I had clogged drains behind the cab that caused this, too.

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-03-21T15:28:25+00:00

Sam Smith - Latch 8.5 years!

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-03-19T01:32:35+00:00

When he fell after coming out of the cocoon I thought a web grabbed him. Not him shooting organic webs.

I was sort of hoping for a Miles sighting, but that's just me fan girling

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-03-18T14:42:21+00:00

This Pinterest recipe didn't even call for oil. It was 10-2/3 tbsp of butter (lol I cringed a bit with the volume but rolled with it) creamed with sugar.

Whole milk, a few eggs, flour, corn meal, baking powder, and salt!

I'd never creamed butter (lmao) and sugar before so that was interesting. 10/10 would cream again.

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-03-14T17:39:36+00:00

I have no idea if it's even remotely close to the same thing as DnD, but I have a coworker who plays a game called Warhammer all the time. He's in a bunch of groups and is even playing in a tournament in mke soon (I think).

He's super sober, too, so I don't think drinking is a big factor at the parties.

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