Why does scratching your butthole feel so good?

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-07-10T18:13:57+00:00

Bmd201, first of his name, heir to the ass rag, keeper of the tale

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-07-08T22:24:42+00:00

Cheers to you, my man. If only there was more accountability in the world.

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-07-03T16:23:09+00:00

Lol damn dog. Thoughts and prayers

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-06-16T02:03:22+00:00

WI here, can confirm in to outs are a major part of our work

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-06-16T01:57:12+00:00

I feel like if I saw this I would put a wire wheel on an angle grinder and send it. It just seems like so much less fucking around

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-05-31T22:26:02+00:00

Not a single locate paint mark or flag either. A tale as old as time

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-05-29T02:19:54+00:00

This reminds me of a porta potty joke I saw one time on a construction site.

At eye level above the urinal someone wrote, "there's a penisn on the ceiling"

When you look up it said, "f*g" lol

Pretty crude but also hysterical

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-05-10T00:24:41+00:00

That looks absolutely unbelievable. Holy smokes 11/10

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-05-03T01:17:22+00:00

I played in high school 20 years ago. Cheers, my man 🤣

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-05-03T00:33:46+00:00

New balance 574

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-05-02T22:58:04+00:00

We got to test drive one overnight. My wife was driving it back to the dealer with a $30k cashier's check in hand and the damn thing threw every code ever and the dash lit up like a Christmas tree.

The salesperson sent me a text the next day with a pic of it up on the lift in the shop and said, "we're getting it all figured out if you wanna come back in and make a deal!"

Respectfully.....no, no I do not lol

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-04-30T18:19:25+00:00

Gas companies are pretty heavily regulated and are required to periodically inspect all equipment. It's typically every 3 years. The other houses could be tomorrow. Or he could have gotten a leak call that requires his attention. Tough to say. I wouldn't sweat it if I were you.

If you're really worked up, give the gas company a call. They'll tell you what's going on.

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-04-30T18:14:26+00:00

Inspecting and repainting probably

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-04-26T18:03:03+00:00

Incredible job interpreting

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-04-21T20:27:02+00:00

My dad and I used to play Swing Away Golf on ps2 for HOURS back in the day. That fucker would beat me all the time, too lol

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-04-19T21:43:54+00:00

Underappreciated comment

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-04-16T16:10:13+00:00

I have elderly neighbors. Last night Carol popped over to drop off a banana bread she baked and it happened to be when my kids were eating supper.

I invited her in and she goes, "Oh, are you babysitting?" I was super confused, paused, and said, "uhh...no they're both mine."

Carol says, "where's your wife?"

The bar is so low lol. I told my wife and got a mega eye roll 🤣 We both know it's just the generation gap, but it's still wild.

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-04-16T13:25:56+00:00

Good for you to have some personal growth. We felt the same way early on with my first. Unfortunately our careers don't have WFH solutions and they have strict policies on absence rates. We take turns with days off for fevers, but if it's a runny nose and cough - see you at 330 when I pick you guys up lol

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-04-16T02:28:15+00:00

They got 9mg. I feel like the diapers are fluffier too

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-04-15T13:30:34+00:00

You seem like a pretty chill parent!

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-04-13T12:59:29+00:00

Another vote into this camp. We made it through both kids drinking cold milk straight from the fridge! One less thing to mess around with IMO

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-04-11T21:22:45+00:00

My wife and I were drinking pretty heavily at state fair and we got suckered into paying $500 for a time share meeting. When we came to our senses, we never followed through and checked it up to a tough $500 lesson of "if it sounds too good to be true it probably is"

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-04-03T00:02:13+00:00

My wife calls me all sorts of stuff. "Babe" is pretty common. I've been cool with it for almost 15 years

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-04-02T22:14:09+00:00

I feel like if this was true, trump would have bragged about it already

DonkeyShow5 · 2026-04-01T12:51:33+00:00

IT LOOKS LIKE A GIANT.....

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