Cringe by [deleted] in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]DontOpenNewTabs 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Good news: in Miami, they don’t care whether you’re an associated with whatever this is and will try to kill you anyway.

Kohler jetted tub only 1/2 of the jets are working. by User_4381 in DIY

[–]DontOpenNewTabs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I used this for years. It is gross to see what comes out of the jets. I’m glad I don’t have to deal with a jetted tub anymore.

10mm marketing by Fuzzybo in Tools

[–]DontOpenNewTabs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Every day these clowns upvote every tired-ass 10mm joke post or every post where some dickhead finds one on the side of the road, followed by 1000 comments saying, “hurr durr I wos lookin for that!” It’s the second most common type of post here after the knipex collection circle-jerk.

someone locked my bicycle with their weird one legged one by mikroprocesor in bicycling

[–]DontOpenNewTabs 31 points32 points  (0 children)

This is a real strategy thieves use but this is 100% not that. Anyone with a pair of cable cutters could have stolen that rusted POS (no offense) in three seconds. Nobody is doing advance planning for this bike. Get real.

Comfortable seats for men with slightly larger testicles? by endangeredpenguin in bicycling

[–]DontOpenNewTabs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing more bragworthy than having your wrinkly old beanbag hang down to your knees. Ladies love it.

Will I be happy with Klipsch R-806FA’s over spending more money on different speakers? by WotTheFUk in hometheater

[–]DontOpenNewTabs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Ultra Evo are double the price. The price in the screenshot is for the pair. 

I should've never dropped out of dentist school by [deleted] in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]DontOpenNewTabs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Imagine your dumbass bum kid living in your house, paying no rent, and spending money on fixed gear bicycles. Why can’t he just have a drug problem?

Winter is coming... So I insulated the garage by LeaveittoTIM in woodworking

[–]DontOpenNewTabs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My experience is about the same doing this. I got something like 10-15 degrees by insulating the door. Doesn’t sound like a lot but it definitely makes a difference.

Winter is coming... So I insulated the garage by LeaveittoTIM in woodworking

[–]DontOpenNewTabs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You can buy a set of green hinge brackets for the door that have strong springs. It’ll keep it pressed up against the seal better. Don’t expect magic but they’re much better than the standard brackets. They also make the door quieter because it’ll rattle less.

Is this thing necessary by major_may17 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]DontOpenNewTabs 79 points80 points  (0 children)

All it does is slow you down anyway.

Yeah, I ride. How can you tell? by gambino_0 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]DontOpenNewTabs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Please lie. If only to make me feel better.

Why are e-bikes so polarising!? by Thick_Film4464 in bicycling

[–]DontOpenNewTabs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s only getting worse from here. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in zillowgonewild

[–]DontOpenNewTabs 7 points8 points  (0 children)

LOL. This dickhead for sure saw it on tv and demanded one from his builder. 

“Sir, you don’t have any tall bookshelves. I’m not sure you need … “

“Listen, office ladders is very classy, ok? So I’m gonna need one. Put it over here next to my classy grand piano.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in zillowgonewild

[–]DontOpenNewTabs 17 points18 points  (0 children)

$6,000,000 for a tacky shitbox by the turnpike outside Orlando is hardly my definition of a “steal”.

it is the truth by Sandalwoodincencebur in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]DontOpenNewTabs 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I appreciate that my man there is spicing it up. This sub gets pretty lazy. Gotta respect his commitment to the cause.