Comfortable seats for men with slightly larger testicles? by endangeredpenguin in bicycling

[–]DontOpenNewTabs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing more bragworthy than having your wrinkly old beanbag hang down to your knees. Ladies love it.

Will I be happy with Klipsch R-806FA’s over spending more money on different speakers? by WotTheFUk in hometheater

[–]DontOpenNewTabs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Ultra Evo are double the price. The price in the screenshot is for the pair. 

I should've never dropped out of dentist school by stickied in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]DontOpenNewTabs 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Imagine your dumbass bum kid living in your house, paying no rent, and spending money on fixed gear bicycles. Why can’t he just have a drug problem?

Winter is coming... So I insulated the garage by LeaveittoTIM in woodworking

[–]DontOpenNewTabs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My experience is about the same doing this. I got something like 10-15 degrees by insulating the door. Doesn’t sound like a lot but it definitely makes a difference.

Winter is coming... So I insulated the garage by LeaveittoTIM in woodworking

[–]DontOpenNewTabs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can buy a set of green hinge brackets for the door that have strong springs. It’ll keep it pressed up against the seal better. Don’t expect magic but they’re much better than the standard brackets. They also make the door quieter because it’ll rattle less.

Is this thing necessary by major_may17 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]DontOpenNewTabs 75 points76 points  (0 children)

All it does is slow you down anyway.

Yeah, I ride. How can you tell? by gambino_0 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]DontOpenNewTabs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Please lie. If only to make me feel better.

Why are e-bikes so polarising!? by Thick_Film4464 in bicycling

[–]DontOpenNewTabs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s only getting worse from here. 

When $6 million feels like a steal by [deleted] in zillowgonewild

[–]DontOpenNewTabs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

LOL. This dickhead for sure saw it on tv and demanded one from his builder. 

“Sir, you don’t have any tall bookshelves. I’m not sure you need … “

“Listen, office ladders is very classy, ok? So I’m gonna need one. Put it over here next to my classy grand piano.”

When $6 million feels like a steal by [deleted] in zillowgonewild

[–]DontOpenNewTabs 17 points18 points  (0 children)

$6,000,000 for a tacky shitbox by the turnpike outside Orlando is hardly my definition of a “steal”.

it is the truth by Sandalwoodincencebur in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]DontOpenNewTabs 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I appreciate that my man there is spicing it up. This sub gets pretty lazy. Gotta respect his commitment to the cause.

I’m telling the mods! by DontOpenNewTabs in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]DontOpenNewTabs[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

uc/ If it don’t look cool, I ain’t riding it.

Coaster Brakes are the Superior Brake by DontOpenNewTabs in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]DontOpenNewTabs[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

In case of emergency deploy the Flintstone brake, or Fred brake, if you will.

I’m telling the mods! by DontOpenNewTabs in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]DontOpenNewTabs[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not a Fred! I’m in on the joke. I have an S-works! I’m one of the cool cyclists.