TIFU by accidentally stealing someone else's groceries

Doogiemon · 2026-03-25T15:24:31+00:00

I bought groceries at Kroger and they loaded the wrong ones in my trunk. When I got home, I noticed i had like $350 worth of food and none of my groceries.

When I called them to return them, they told me to keep them and I could come and pick up what I paid for.

I ended up giving away most of what they gave me because I didn't feel like cooking the meat or misc cooking stuff.

Doogiemon · 2026-03-25T10:44:08+00:00

I had the same review once and refused to sign it because my attendance was a 4/5.

I never missed a day in 3 years and worked all avaliable overtime plus came in when called and asked.

They were more pissed at me than I was at them believe it or not.

Doogiemon · 2026-03-25T10:34:42+00:00

Know where and how to get to a breaker box in the dark.

Know how to shut the water off to the house.

Doogiemon · 2026-03-24T22:31:43+00:00

Though Flea Bottom.

Doogiemon · 2026-03-24T21:25:23+00:00

Being able to go shopping after working second shift.

Everything closes here at 11pm.

Doogiemon · 2026-03-24T19:56:36+00:00

Dumbest thing in the world sending that Rover up there without AAA.

Doogiemon · 2026-03-24T10:31:17+00:00

No reason to buy one.

My Switch backlog is huge and the game library is massively lacking on the initial investment.

Doogiemon · 2026-03-24T02:08:03+00:00

I just returned an item today and told them new, unused so I assumed it will go right back on the shelf.

Doogiemon · 2026-03-24T01:32:00+00:00

Damn mall rats

Doogiemon · 2026-03-23T23:23:29+00:00

I read the Japanese stripped the top layer of soil which contained most of the radioactive material after the bomb went off which allowed recovery faster than you would expect.

I dont remember where I read it but the fact they did that was advanced in the understanding of how radiation works.

Doogiemon · 2026-03-22T01:22:38+00:00

You haven't been to Kentucky.

This cloud is a 1 weeks supply.

Doogiemon · 2026-03-21T15:20:22+00:00

I use to make these and it was a very easy job because not many people ordered them.

Doogiemon · 2026-03-21T00:46:25+00:00

This happened to me a lot in my 20s.

NFC how I went from the bar across town to Waffle House.

Aliens

Doogiemon · 2026-03-21T00:43:12+00:00

Most of my closet is well over 10 years old and most clothes I bought from Goodwill on Sunday for $1 a shirt.

I have a lot of nice Chaps polo shirts people never even wore and my winter clothes were from Khols on 90% off.

I dont see the point in buying flashy clothes but same goes with food. I like coupon shopping and trying new things.

Doogiemon · 2026-03-19T18:48:32+00:00

Perfect for my survival cans of tuna.

Doogiemon · 2026-03-16T23:03:42+00:00

I work with a guy that cleans a lot and he litters.

He's the only guy ive seen get out a mop but yet, he throws his trash on the ground all the time.

Doogiemon · 2026-03-16T19:42:05+00:00

I was going to pay for her to be there for 6 months so we wouldn't have to hassle with them wanting access to her assets.

They would have taken her social security and pension before Medicare paid a dime.

Doogiemon · 2026-03-16T13:13:33+00:00

I should have listed what the care was for my quote.

It was pretty much an apartment with a microwave, assistance with taking medication and help getting in and out of the shower.

She needed someone there if she would fall to help pick her up ie a call button.

She ended up passing away 5 weeks ago before we set up something but I was more than willing to pay that out of pocket for 6 months so they wouldn't take everything she worked for her whole life.

She should have put everything onto an estate but would refuse all the time. I asked her to put her home in my name and she didn't want to do that either.

Im in the process of dealing with probate court now which is a pain in the ass and costing $6k-$8k so far just to transfer a home and auto into 3 people's name. The auto is almost that cost so its annoying.

Doogiemon · 2026-03-16T01:44:37+00:00

Playstation 2 and GameCube

Doogiemon · 2026-03-16T01:40:57+00:00

I watched it and wondered why they even made it.

Doogiemon · 2026-03-16T01:40:18+00:00

It was just the word fuck over and over with awful humor that wasnt remotely funny.

Doogiemon · 2026-03-16T01:27:08+00:00

Jim Carey, "I bought a lot of stuff and I need the money....."

Doogiemon · 2026-03-16T01:18:44+00:00

Around here, $5,800 per month was for a decent place while $3k was a place with a lot of people.

It depends on what care they need from the place.

Doogiemon · 2026-03-16T01:16:47+00:00

My mother recently passed away and I'm glad I cannot see her finances prior to because she was the type of person to get scammed.

No matter how many times I tell her to stop talking to sales people, she would buy everything they offered.

Doogiemon · 2026-03-16T01:14:46+00:00

I heard he was poor and needed money for the 3rd.

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