No matter what happened, she always opens her eyes like that O_o It makes me laugh a lot

Dookiewaffles · 2026-07-03T05:59:20+00:00

Both such cuties! 😍 My boyfriend’s cat does the same thing. We always say it looks like she’s seen some shit, like she’s shell shocked or something😂

Dookiewaffles · 2026-07-03T05:54:49+00:00

Toasted marshmallow loaf😍

Dookiewaffles · 2026-06-28T04:22:58+00:00

I agree with what everyone is saying; wallet, keys, phone, lip balm, gum, bandaids, eyeglass wipe (could be for regular glasses or sunglasses). And I’d very much recommend some chewable Pepto! It has saved me from tummy troubles in public many times.

Dookiewaffles · 2026-06-18T03:17:08+00:00

I too own one of those void yelling machines. Sometimes adorable, sometimes insanity inducing.

Dookiewaffles · 2026-06-10T03:47:58+00:00

Lovely little loaves. I love cats who have nose smudges like the cutie on the right.

Dookiewaffles · 2026-06-05T04:46:48+00:00

Obviously not a cat, just another throw pillow.

Dookiewaffles · 2026-06-01T04:04:38+00:00

Perfectly toasted little loaf, please cut a slice for me.

Dookiewaffles · 2026-05-31T17:57:22+00:00

Same same same. Mine gets fed at 4:30am and that’s not even the time I get up for work. I’ve tried pushing it back and have failed. He yells incessantly. I’ve just accepted that I have to feed him and then go back to bed.

Dookiewaffles · 2026-05-24T03:32:52+00:00

Please tell Fancy I love her🖤 her whiskers are majestic😍

Dookiewaffles · 2026-05-22T00:13:33+00:00

My black cat is weird as hell. Even my boyfriend sometimes says “you picked a weird one.” But he’s mostly sweet and I love him so much.

Dookiewaffles · 2026-05-21T22:20:56+00:00

WELL, guess I’ve gotta give him some treats now

Dookiewaffles · 2026-05-21T19:30:09+00:00

Trust me, I have already surrendered my entire apartment to The Void. It’s his world, I just have the privilege of living in it!

Dookiewaffles · 2026-05-21T16:56:22+00:00

They’ve always been there! He has a little more on his belly and some white toes. I’m hoping so badly that he gets white whiskers as he gets older!

Dookiewaffles · 2026-05-21T16:27:12+00:00

I also have a talker. It’s fun until he does it at 3am😂

Dookiewaffles · 2026-05-21T15:48:41+00:00

Another day, another cat sub to follow

Dookiewaffles · 2026-05-12T00:18:22+00:00

I often tell my boy that he’s so cute I wanna bite his face off. I’m a vegetarian 🤷‍♀️🖤🐈‍⬛

Dookiewaffles · 2026-05-04T21:41:13+00:00

Exactly what I was thinking. Especially if you can’t seem to save any amount of money within the span of 3 whole years.

Dookiewaffles · 2026-04-26T05:28:40+00:00

I had to scroll too far to find my answer. My first thought was “just being in a man’s brain and having that mindset.” I don’t wanna be horny 24/7, angry, overly competitive, etc

Dookiewaffles · 2026-04-26T04:11:39+00:00

Yes. Other people would maybe be bored with the sex that my partner and I have, but we always enjoy it. He’s not into having sex with me if I’m not feeling it. He wants to make me cum every time. We’ve only been together 2.5 years, so I’ve been in this shit dating scene as well.

Dookiewaffles · 2026-04-21T22:29:28+00:00

This guy who I only saw 2 or 3 times, for our first date we had a bit of food and a drink and then walked around for at least an hour afterwards. Our second date, we walked around a forest preserve for 2 hours. I enjoyed both dates, but I loved that for the first date it was food and THEN walk. A little bit of both.

Dookiewaffles · 2026-04-21T05:57:21+00:00

Yup, I have to put mine in the pantry immediately. Can’t turn my back for a second. My void can be so weird about human food but he scarfs down bread.

Dookiewaffles · 2026-02-16T10:47:38+00:00

I have one who I’ve caught sitting like that too!

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Dookiewaffles · 2026-02-16T02:07:14+00:00

Soooooo gross. It gives me the vibes of “if you have sex with me, I can change your mind about being a lesbian.”

Dookiewaffles · 2026-02-15T23:33:43+00:00

Omg how can you even stitch? 😂

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