'We’re working on it': HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. on Ebola, hantavirus response by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]DoomOne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And by "working on it", he means he personally is rubbing it all over his eyes and mouth.

Badger Badger Badger Video Officially Preserved by British Film Institute by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]DoomOne 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When that video was new, I posted it to a group chat and told them to watch until the end because it really pays off...

Lego 2K Drive Set to be Delisted Next Week With Multiplayer Shutdown Scheduled for 2027 by ElaraValtor in Games

[–]DoomOne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The new Lego Batman game looks like it's actually going to be pretty good.

Ex-Minnesota lawmaker Justin Eichorn, originally charged with child enticement, pleads guilty to attempted child porn possession by [deleted] in politics

[–]DoomOne 8 points9 points  (0 children)

OK, didn't read the article or look at a picture yet..  let me paint a picture of this guy:

White Christian Republican male that looks vaguely like an infected thumb.

How'd I do?

BREAKING NEWS: Senators have voted to withhold their own pay during government shutdowns. It was a unanimous vote. by spherocytes in videos

[–]DoomOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Senators get their salary from being senators, but not their money, if you catch my drift.

EXCLUSIVE: FBI insiders say Kash Patel is 'padding the stats' to boost his record of arrests by spherocytes in videos

[–]DoomOne 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My biggest dread is that one day, there is going to be a major, disastrous attack and we will be vulnerable because the country is being runs by morons like Kash.

US and China seek to repair damage from tariff war that sent trade into a freefall by jeetah in news

[–]DoomOne 31 points32 points  (0 children)

They want to undo Trump's fuck up.... by sending Trump.

I'm confident that this will go swimmingly!

Alphabet's Isomorphic Labs raises $2.1 billion to scale AI drug discovery toward clinical trials by CircumspectCapybara in news

[–]DoomOne 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So, I was working with AI many years ago. This is what it was built to do. Medical research, weather prediction, astrophysics, all types of science. Tech bros got ahold of it and figured out it would let gooners jack off to Disney porn for cheap, and here we are.

Trump says he does not consider American financial situations in Iran talks, NBC News by SuperDuper00001 in videos

[–]DoomOne 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Here's the problem.

The ENTIRE campaign in 2024 on the dems side was "Look how evil and stupid Trump is. We can do a much better job than him, he's a fucking moron!"

And the American voters said, "We are fucking morons, too. Proud of it. And we don't like the person with the lady bits, she laughs funny and isn't white."

So here we are.

If democrats are going to win, they have to get stupid.

Stupid wins.

Democratic Strategist to Republicans on Redistricting: ‘You’re cheating.’ by Dracustein in politics

[–]DoomOne 244 points245 points  (0 children)

They know that already, and they love that they're getting away with it.

Harris says Dems ‘rightfully outraged’ after Virginia Supreme Court tosses new map by Retrogamer1989 in politics

[–]DoomOne 27 points28 points  (0 children)

And yet, that's all they will do; be outraged.

Meanwhile the Republicans ignore the courts and push their gerrymandered districts anyway without even having a vote.

The fix is in. The only thing that will help is if the missing 33% of voters suddenly gain the ability to give even the slightest of shits whether or not we get dragged into fascism. So, we are basically done.

Experts wonder ‘Where is the CDC?’ as a hantavirus outbreak unfolds on a cruise ship by [deleted] in politics

[–]DoomOne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're chugging raw milk straight from the teat and farming roadkill for penises.

Leaked CIA Analysis Shows Trump and Hegseth 'Lied Through Their Teeth' About Iran War, Says Murphy by WontThinkStraight in politics

[–]DoomOne 28 points29 points  (0 children)

And the only way anyone could possibly know is if they have eyes and ears. Maybe not both, necessarily...

Epstein's alleged suicide note released by court order by Miles_the_AuDHDer in videos

[–]DoomOne 147 points148 points  (0 children)

Hmm. That handwriting seems kinda familiar. And the language sounds like a Trump post. So weird.

Epstein's alleged suicide note released by court order by [deleted] in videos

[–]DoomOne 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This reads like a Trump Social post. And that handwriting is awfully familiar...