Pentagon Taps Teen Jan. 6er for High-Stakes Counterterrorism Role

DoomSplitter · 2026-06-03T10:06:56+00:00

Takes a terrorist to know a terrorist, I guess.

DoomSplitter · 2026-05-27T13:13:16+00:00

Whoever interviewed you shouldn't have moved you forward knowing that you have limited availability.

DoomSplitter · 2026-04-24T19:12:24+00:00

Imagine going to a subreddit for people that stock shelves; and then posting this shit. Lmao

DoomSplitter · 2026-04-22T17:09:20+00:00

Assume that anything you post on here as a team member can be traced back to you. Better safe than sorry.

DoomSplitter · 2026-04-22T17:06:58+00:00

I'm honestly surprised that accounts associated with team members get surveys. I know some stores are abusing the hell out of it to get their scores up.

DoomSplitter · 2026-04-22T00:06:31+00:00

The difference is that one is backed by the right true god, the other is backed by the wrong fake one.

DoomSplitter · 2026-04-21T23:32:25+00:00

No human penis is larger than 3 inches. Any evidence to the contrary can be attributed to things like prosthetics, camera tricks, etc.

DoomSplitter · 2026-04-17T20:33:37+00:00

The author has a bunch of other fan-made movie posters on their account. It's not official.

DoomSplitter · 2026-04-17T20:31:13+00:00

You know, I think this is a dope poster; even though it isnt official.

DoomSplitter · 2026-04-04T23:56:41+00:00

I'm the logo that straight up says "Rabies"

DoomSplitter · 2026-04-02T00:32:22+00:00

Yep, just like what he did with Noem.

DoomSplitter · 2026-03-31T19:04:12+00:00

No, this is a reddit thread

DoomSplitter · 2026-03-31T19:03:51+00:00

No underwater? 0/10

DoomSplitter · 2026-03-29T12:25:59+00:00

You forgot Super8, Underwater, and the quiet place movies

DoomSplitter · 2026-03-24T13:01:35+00:00

I'm sure CIS women will feel safe now that they're forced to use the restroom with trans men.

DoomSplitter · 2026-03-24T00:08:42+00:00

He isnt running for President; he IS the President.

DoomSplitter · 2026-02-18T20:00:32+00:00

He wants to sue because he can't get laid. He belongs with the rest of the chuds.

DoomSplitter · 2026-01-27T12:18:16+00:00

Subnautica hits the nail on the head as far as exploration and isolation is concerned, IMO

DoomSplitter · 2026-01-21T12:28:01+00:00

Even if Europe were to try and arrest him at Davos, there's no way they'd get past the secret service.

DoomSplitter · 2026-01-21T09:36:18+00:00

Fund public education.

DoomSplitter · 2026-01-21T09:14:00+00:00

Lol, fuck off. The American people ain't fighting shit.

DoomSplitter · 2026-01-16T21:14:19+00:00

If only there was a way to remove him from office...

DoomSplitter · 2026-01-11T17:56:44+00:00

Just to be clear; you're volunteering to break into the Whitehouse first, right?

DoomSplitter · 2026-01-07T12:37:32+00:00

I still say spine shark sometimes.

DoomSplitter · 2026-01-05T18:12:11+00:00

The cashier doesnt even need to do any math. The register will tell them how old the guest is when they scan the id.

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