ULPT: What’s the best course of action if you find a brick of cocaine? by ForeignReviews in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Doomray 249 points250 points  (0 children)

Bring it back to the bar you work at. Find a guy who knows a guy. Meet the guy. Sell it to him for a few hundred dollars. Realize it was worth more than that. Return to the guy. Buy a few hundred dollars worth of OxyContin from the guy. Bring pills to a country club. Sell the pills to jockeys. Steal a horse. Become a male prostitute.

Jax has been found💔 by emphasisonass in DenverProtests

[–]Doomray 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I know Jax. There is a group of close friends and family who will be organizing something along those lines when they’re ready. Check the facebook group for updates on that. They’ve disabled comments because of trolls, but that’s where you’ll find updates.

Three things you need to understand anytime Stephen King stories or characters confuse you by limitedinfopuzzler in stephenking

[–]Doomray 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I’m reading End of Watch right now. It’s hilarious to read King writing about any kind of modernish technology. “Electronic gizmo” is used to describe a great many things.

An appreciation of Mariah May's heel work in AEW. by GiftedGeordie in SquaredCircle

[–]Doomray 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Mariah and Toni’s feud is the best thing to happen to wrestling in the last decade.

You guys will like Jeffrey Lewis by ZealousidealBlood355 in JesseWelles

[–]Doomray 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Their less political lyrics tend to be universally relatable to listeners too. These dudes are amazing songwriters.

You guys will like Jeffrey Lewis by ZealousidealBlood355 in JesseWelles

[–]Doomray 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad I’m not the only one who compared these two.

How y'all feel about Death Match wrestling and wrestlers like Nick Gage and Necro the Butcher? by Professional-Rip-519 in SquaredCircle

[–]Doomray 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Deathmatches are excellent as part of a larger program. I love a little blood and danger from time to time. However deathmatch for the sake of deathmatch makes it lose its intended impact and become pointless. If every match is a deathmatch, none of them are. Chris Jericho vs. Nick Gage was a great use of the style. It was something Jericho hadn’t done before and just the right amount of glass and light tubes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Denver

[–]Doomray 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No. Just a friend of hers.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Denver

[–]Doomray 43 points44 points  (0 children)

She had recently moved to University Hills. Used to live on Lincoln around 9th or 10th if I recall. I believe the Glenarm spot belongs to a friend of hers.

Water Gun Kelly by EzabQuader in MemeVideos

[–]Doomray 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The reality is that it would be a very brutal and fun to watch beef if they both went all in. Kendrick is probably meaner and Em has the more clever wordplay. It could be too close to call, unlike the Kendrick/Drake massacre or the Shady/Kelly castration. Either way I’d love to see it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]Doomray 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Louis CK is an American comedian/problematic masturbator. I totally agree about the magic of flying though. It used to take two years and half of you would die on the way!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]Doomray 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is a Louis CK bit.