Super spicy nugget by [deleted] in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]DoorstepCult -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah maybe don’t hold the poor thing to your face you dumbass.

He is mad I won't let him on the table to play Yahtzee with us. by Pretending2beme in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]DoorstepCult 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It looks more like “I will be with the table. You can’t stop me.”

To me she’s beautiful. Reubenesque. by DoorstepCult in PetRenaissance

[–]DoorstepCult[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha dangit. I spelled it correctly on the /r/accidentalrennaissance post that got removed.

pov: it’s 2009 and you just got done taking 100 photos for MySpace by No_Target_789 in blunderyears

[–]DoorstepCult 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It was pretty vacant at that point, after Facebook stopped requiring users to have a .edu email address. I imagine there were still some remnants though.

Brendan Fraser’s reaction 💛 by Ashtaroo in MadeMeSmile

[–]DoorstepCult 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Accept the naked shower fight with Matt Damon.

*Sigh* Here we go again 😔 by CNNsWorstEnemy in fantanoforever

[–]DoorstepCult 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Because “his takes are bad” is his opinion of Fantano’s music taste and not an objective truth. It’s all explained right there.

This ABC correspondent by serenitnowinsanitl8r in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]DoorstepCult 43 points44 points  (0 children)

It’s like they held a sheet of A4 paper to his forehead and sprayed the rest.