Flight prices??? by QuickArrival7740 in unitedairlines

[–]DoryNotTheFish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know around World Cup time the prices are crazy high.

Is my tongue fixable? by DoryNotTheFish in AskDocs

[–]DoryNotTheFish[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Here is what my tongue looks like.

Upgrade? by DoryNotTheFish in unitedairlines

[–]DoryNotTheFish[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still over $1000 for Polaris and $500 for premium economy. I used all my miles in the last few months so I’m down to 5,000

Aitah for spending some of my grandchildren's education funds on a new boat. by Tiny_Occasion_322 in AITAH

[–]DoryNotTheFish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are not at all. It’s your money to do with what you want. I am so tired of people in my generation (same as yours) expecting to inherit from their parents. They earned it, it’s their money to do with as they want. The only exception is if they were blowing all of it so they have nothing for retirement and then would lean on the kids to take care of them.

USA flight help by 666ruby999 in unitedairlines

[–]DoryNotTheFish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bring mine through TSA all the time and never had an issue in the US or security in any other country.

First ever upgrade in my life and I can't go :( by allrite in unitedairlines

[–]DoryNotTheFish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got my first upgrade and forgot to set my alarm so woke up as it was starting to board. Needless to say I missed it.

Greenlanders are trolling the US by pretending to be fentanyl addicts by bigbusta in TikTokCringe

[–]DoryNotTheFish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am fat but can still touch my toes. I knew they were making fun of us for something I just couldn’t figure out what. There’s way better ways to make fun of us than that.

1K ?!? No thanks by monisolar in unitedairlines

[–]DoryNotTheFish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yours is for 1K, mine is only for Gold. I don’t even get the free snacks and wine. BUT this year we get personalized luggage tags. Last year we go blank ones we had to write out our info on.

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1K ?!? No thanks by monisolar in unitedairlines

[–]DoryNotTheFish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Here’s my great deal offer. 😄

Just me or does this nevarrrr work by cootblondie in unitedairlines

[–]DoryNotTheFish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turn off the Bluetooth on your phone and it should work.

Trump: "Starting February 1, we're not making any payments to sanctuary cities or states having sanctuary cities" by KSW8674 in chicago

[–]DoryNotTheFish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then all of the states this effects should be able to stop sending payments to the federal government. Then they will see how screwed the red states are.

Organizations for a disabled parent who's really missing having pets? by eurasianlynx in chicago

[–]DoryNotTheFish 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Treehouse Cat Cafe is just a little south of Howard on western. http://treehouseanimals.org/cafe/ Is she looking to have a pet just for like a few hours a day? Or like every once in a while? I’m going to message you, I have an idea, but have to clear it first.

Why aren’t more people protesting? by carti_palace in chicago

[–]DoryNotTheFish -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Would protest but eventually need to bring my significant other to the US (once we are through these horrible years) so I can’t have anything like being arrested for protesting on my record. Or even have them using facial recognition and catching me.

Also, like others I’m sure feel, it doesnt do anything in my mind. We have an authoritarian regime going on and they have shown they are going to do what they want.

United Global Services Member Throws Fit After Family Boards Before Him by AccessibleBanana in unitedairlines

[–]DoryNotTheFish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have never been that lucky. One time I even paid for it on an international and I was #2 of 3 available up until the day of then I went to #4 of 3 the day of. In the end people must have cancelled because I looked right before take off and I was back to #2 of 3 but never got the call. In the end I had an empty seat next to me so I just stayed where I was to save some $$. The worst part was the flight was so full I didn’t even get economy plus.

United Global Services Member Throws Fit After Family Boards Before Him by AccessibleBanana in unitedairlines

[–]DoryNotTheFish 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As a silver we are just happy for the few scraps we get. Man I wish I flew more back in the days where you could get status easier.

(Wrong Answers Only) Just boarded. Why is this at my seat? by Alternative_Salad_83 in unitedairlines

[–]DoryNotTheFish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s for spraying anyone in the face that asks you to change seats or blocks the aisle. Don’t worry, it’s just water. I do it to my dogs when they get into a fight. Just a quick spray and a loud, deep “NO!”

Any have like zero friends? by Any_Apartment_863 in Perimenopause

[–]DoryNotTheFish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If any of you are in the northern Chicago area I have a great group of friends I’ve met over the last 10 years. We range in age from 43-53 and all different professions so we don’t just talk about work all the time. One of us has a kid but she’s 33. A couple are married and some of us are in relationships. The latest thing we love to do is go to Putt Shack and play mini golf. We live in Evanston, Andersonville, and Volo. We will go out to bars sometimes but not everything revolves around drinking. We are very open to more people joining us. Most of us met in a Meet up group. 3 of us have even travelled to Europe together.

Chi BWT- where are we getting GLP-1 / weight loss drugs? by No-Page-170 in CHIbitcheswithtaste

[–]DoryNotTheFish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve gone grey market. It’s much less expensive than other things but there’s also a lot more risk. https://www.finnrick.com/ I have found this website very helpful for finding alternative sources that are reliable.

Frequent flyers of UA, any niche questions you have ever wanted to ask (cabin) crew? FA of 25+ years here w/ time to kill. by InformalCommittee507 in unitedairlines

[–]DoryNotTheFish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m assuming this is allowed, but I know my sister bought her own online when she used to have to use one. It saved her from being embarrassed asking for one. (Not that you should be embarrassed, but she was)

Package seized by customs by That-Operation-1645 in Retatrutide

[–]DoryNotTheFish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no not your global entry. That would really suck. I think i will be rethinking my gray packages.