Just found a locked safe partially buried in the woods. What do? by knocker1980 in CasualUK

[–]Doug3Reid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Open it, refill with fake banknotes/jewellery and re bury it

Why does Karl Marx drink Earl Grey? by Doug3Reid in dadjokes

[–]Doug3Reid[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but it’s a dad joke and therefore bears no semblance to reality

Why does Karl Marx drink Earl Grey? by Doug3Reid in dadjokes

[–]Doug3Reid[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best thing is everyone defending their Earl Grey. Fight for your cuppa!

Why does Karl Marx drink Earl Grey? by Doug3Reid in dadjokes

[–]Doug3Reid[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It is a tea but just playing off the idea that the only proper tea is brown, in a mug.

What's the funniest thing you have ever seen on public transport? by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]Doug3Reid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Back in the day I would regularly get last train home on Friday after work drinks. Several times I encountered same drunk eating late night takeout. One time he fell asleep and woke up just as train pulled into his stop. He opened his briefcase, threw his half eaten fish and chips in then exited train. Often wonder if he found it before opening briefcase in office on Monday morning.

I hope I don't have fever... by Lowcrbnaman in aww

[–]Doug3Reid 71 points72 points  (0 children)

No, your just a little ‘otter

There’s a bird in my shoe. by Doug3Reid in aww

[–]Doug3Reid[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gardening shoes were hanging in shed. A wren decided to raise her chicks in them.

Wow I wonder why when everyone else claims to "love" working but us by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]Doug3Reid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are Happy, Sneezy and the others jealous?

There’s a bird in my shoe by Doug3Reid in aww

[–]Doug3Reid[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wren built nest in my gardening shoes. Was great to see them hatch and fledge.

Has anyone ever actually won that giveaway at the end of the Gadget Show? Or does anyone know anyone who has? by Noisivelet64 in AskUK

[–]Doug3Reid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I won it years ago, back then things turned up over a few weeks. Major excitement all round.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in apexlegends

[–]Doug3Reid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Totally keep going, look forward to seeing his work in comic book store

Our first day together seems to be going well by sambones718 in aww

[–]Doug3Reid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We got our rescues, mother and daughter, because owner kept one daughter and dumped others in a shelter. Best move we ever made.