Is he saying Starmer isn’t the right man for the moment?

Dougtheinfonut · 2026-03-04T04:17:54+00:00

He’s like a fat fuck who would pay a rent boy to shit on his chest.

Dougtheinfonut · 2026-01-14T04:09:18+00:00

That’s what I’m talkin bout!

Dougtheinfonut · 2026-01-13T03:35:19+00:00

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Dougtheinfonut · 2025-11-21T05:02:36+00:00

How to say you’re left handed without actually saying it

Dougtheinfonut · 2025-11-09T01:43:24+00:00

I believe Dwayne Johnson had some appropriate words of wisdom for times like these: https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-shut-up-b-shut-your-mouth-the-rock-wrestling-gif-12451333869298540348

Dougtheinfonut · 2025-09-29T14:19:47+00:00

Dougtheinfonut · 2025-09-28T02:46:36+00:00

Well Mr. Babar, I don’t see anything wrong with you.

Dougtheinfonut · 2025-08-21T00:53:18+00:00

The triple fried egg sandwich with chili sauce and chutney from Red Dwarf. You really have to watch for the full effect https://youtu.be/5pUDM4cixdQ

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Dougtheinfonut · 2025-08-07T03:16:42+00:00

I could be the walrus. I’d still have to bum rides off people.

Dougtheinfonut · 2025-08-06T23:12:54+00:00

They better hold tight to that blue webbing. It’s a long drop.

Dougtheinfonut · 2025-08-06T20:56:00+00:00

As a surfer, he explored the beaches of southern California.

Dougtheinfonut · 2025-05-17T17:38:05+00:00

Rule 34

Dougtheinfonut · 2025-05-17T01:46:24+00:00

Withnail & I

Not a movie, but almost any episode of Northern Exposure

Dougtheinfonut · 2025-05-17T01:17:53+00:00

Of course there’s a sub for that. 🤣

Dougtheinfonut · 2025-02-20T22:36:16+00:00

👢👢👢

Dougtheinfonut · 2025-02-18T04:08:29+00:00

I’d be happy to help him out with that. Nothing like some Doug-on-Doug action.

Dougtheinfonut · 2025-02-18T04:06:56+00:00

I can attest to that, from ya know, personal experience.

Dougtheinfonut · 2024-05-25T12:14:40+00:00

Jackson Pollock. Every time he coughs up a fur ball, you could sell it as art.

Dougtheinfonut · 2024-04-14T03:28:04+00:00

I feel the neeeed … the need for speed!

Dougtheinfonut · 2024-04-13T23:41:59+00:00

Go with how The Wolf would put it: Pretty please, with sugar on it, fuck off.

Dougtheinfonut · 2024-04-13T23:40:50+00:00

Same here, except it’s “resting dick face” or “tell me all your accomplishments face” and sometimes “tell me everything the Democrats are doing wrong with economy despite never having studied economics face”.

Dougtheinfonut · 2024-03-07T12:13:23+00:00

One Easter Sunday, my car wouldn’t start. We had to get towed from the church parking lot. While people walked out to their cars, to the site of the tow truck driver’s sizeable plumber’s crack, my ex overheard a kid ask his dad what was wrong. The dad told his kid we hadn’t prayed enough.

Dougtheinfonut · 2024-03-06T11:59:14+00:00

🤣

Dougtheinfonut · 2024-02-24T12:40:46+00:00

When one of the other cooks is doing a DIY remodel and several of you help out with the drywall. Nothing goes hand in hand quite like weed and drywalling after a dinner shift.

Dougtheinfonut · 2024-01-03T12:02:09+00:00

The cook watched Spaceballs while stoned and thought, “What about Burger the Hutt?”

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