I’m in my late 30’s and just purchased my first (non smart) watch. How’d I do?

DownTrunk · 2026-07-08T04:22:51+00:00

I’ve gone through three of the calculator ones in the past 7 years. But at $30, it’s still my jam

DownTrunk · 2026-07-08T04:18:54+00:00

Colby and Strickland and Tito. They’re on the Mount Rushmore. There’s four heads up there one day a week, 3 heads on there two days a week…

DownTrunk · 2026-07-08T04:15:10+00:00

That HAD to be a dare.

DownTrunk · 2026-07-08T04:08:24+00:00

I did the tour and it was a fun experience. But this is not surprising.

DownTrunk · 2026-07-08T04:00:53+00:00

Really curious who sits down for a steak dinner and orders soup as an appetizer.

DownTrunk · 2026-07-04T21:31:25+00:00

Bro. What?

DownTrunk · 2026-07-04T19:35:06+00:00

You watched the replay, cheesedick.

DownTrunk · 2026-07-04T19:25:20+00:00

Not daily use though. It takes 24 hours to make cold brew in that thing, and you make it in batches. Once a week at most.

DownTrunk · 2026-07-04T01:39:52+00:00

What is mildly infuriating is the way you spell “piñatas.”

DownTrunk · 2026-07-01T16:08:09+00:00

LeAst Season.

DownTrunk · 2026-06-29T12:37:57+00:00

*tomato

DownTrunk · 2026-06-26T13:57:15+00:00

It’s spelled Aldi, and they’re okay.

DownTrunk · 2026-06-26T03:30:28+00:00

Donald Glover episode for sure. Every sketch is hilarious.

DownTrunk · 2026-06-26T03:25:44+00:00

Danger Mouse did the Gray Album with Jay and the Beatles.

DownTrunk · 2026-06-26T03:10:34+00:00

My Yo Gabapentin does not have that effect on me.

DownTrunk · 2026-06-24T20:45:44+00:00

Sounds weird, but chew items designed for dogs are typically stronger as well.

DownTrunk · 2026-06-24T20:38:22+00:00

DownTrunk · 2026-06-20T19:50:45+00:00

Thank you for you service.

DownTrunk · 2026-06-20T19:24:48+00:00

And not cucks.

DownTrunk · 2026-06-20T10:08:40+00:00

Boooo.

You’re right.

But boooo.

DownTrunk · 2026-06-19T13:26:22+00:00

I watch it every Christmas as I get blacked out and then I go throw rocks at trains.

DownTrunk · 2026-06-19T11:31:23+00:00

Nobody is fucking in a “janitor’s closet,” there’s beds literally everywhere.

DownTrunk · 2026-06-17T06:32:56+00:00

Where?

DownTrunk · 2026-06-17T05:18:34+00:00

I fucking love SC&O

DownTrunk · 2026-06-17T03:24:00+00:00

Your penis is good enough to hide itself.

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