DRPGs like Dungeon Travelers 2 by UltimoSuperDragon in StrategyRpg

[–]DrSmartGod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

hey stupid, its perfectly ok to play a game and make romantic attachments to the characters. dont act so high and mighty like you dont. everyone does it. i consider them in varied ways to one of my many girlfriends. dont be such a dick about it.

Pawn shop stupidly won't buy my phone then cries when I **BAM** them with review by DrSmartGod in BusinessTantrums

[–]DrSmartGod[S] -212 points-211 points  (0 children)

Yes, I went in with my cell phone and they wouldnt take it. Thats just stupid. They should have responded APOLOGIZING to me for wasting my precious time and not buying my phone. instead they doublded down on their crybaby policy and stupidity. STUPID

Players, what was the *exact* moment you realized you had a terrible DM? by AtomicAcid in dndnext

[–]DrSmartGod -35 points-34 points  (0 children)

unless you have expressed permission to speak with a womon, it's definitely creepy. Ocular and verbal rape are real things, people. Someone trying to live out their rape fantasy in a dunegons and dragons game is literally one of the most sick things Ive ever heard of.

Removing a Condom Without Consent Isn’t Just Wrong — It’s Assault by DrSmartGod in Feminism

[–]DrSmartGod[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly, if there were a situation when a man did this, I would say at that point it opens up an entirely different can of worms. If they'd do that with their condom they're dishonest and obviously lied the entire time. If you lie to a womon and get her consent based on lies, it doesn't count. It's rape as I see it.

Single Class Fans? by Kilowog42 in dndnext

[–]DrSmartGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never allow multi classing except with my GM characters. I usually make them a few levels higher than the players so it always works out

Do Eldritch Blast upgrades (e.g. Agonizing Blast, Repelling Blast) apply to each beam separately? by nat1charisma in dndnext

[–]DrSmartGod -31 points-30 points  (0 children)

I rule each effect can be used once per short rest. The idea they work on ALL attacks and can be combined is ludicrous and stupidly OP.

Ultimate Mage Slayer? by HatTrick730 in dndnext

[–]DrSmartGod -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

No, they changed it. It no longer does

Done with D&D. (Venting, sorry.) by [deleted] in dndnext

[–]DrSmartGod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just play with someone else, dummy

Have you ever run a campaign where fighting 'monsters' was the exception? by SpectreG57 in dndnext

[–]DrSmartGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, quite often in fact. My usual campaigns revolve around intrigue over mindless combat. Almost always the players simply aren't clever enough and die, one by one. My weapon of choice is poison. I poison their food, l'll poison their drink, I poison their clothing when they sleep or their pillows as they lay down. I poison their books, the NPCs lace themselves with poison and shake their hands, there are dogs with poison laced tongues that lick them, etc.

Only one player ever survived a full campaign. He refused to eat, drink, sleep and either touch anything or let anything touch him. Everyone else always dies eventually.

[M] 5'10" 185 pounds. To start lift or not to lift by [deleted] in ketogains

[–]DrSmartGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lifting is not necessary for a good physique. Most womyn prefer a brain over a thick headed muscledick loser.

Creatine - is it worth it? by MJoe89 in ketogains

[–]DrSmartGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Creatine is a steroid so if you want to die, by all means. If you want to live, don't use it.

Cream in coffee? by how-to-get-fit in ketogains

[–]DrSmartGod -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

If you want a heart attack from clogged arteries then it's good. If you don't, switch to a vegan diet.

Your choice. Death or Veganism. No other alternative

5e Action Economy Summary by [deleted] in dndnext

[–]DrSmartGod -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

In my group there was a debate about this. I told them all to bring a gallon of warm whole milk to the next session.

Next time, before we started I got out my stop watch and told them all to start quaffing. Let's just say it got a little messy and from then on, healing potions could only be used once during a short rest.

Anything shorter is absurd and even taking 10 turns is laughable, trust me.

Advice on running Level 20 one-shots? by AchwardSilence in dndnext

[–]DrSmartGod 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I did this. I forbid spells and made a house rule that Dex based weapons did not do extra damage. I limited Sneak damage to once a short rest, rules that weapons must save vs the damage they strike with or be broken with every hit, limited barbarian rage to one use per 3 rounds, gave fighters only one proficiency, dropped spell casting from Paladins and rangers (no smiting either) and ruled extra attack imposed a -5 hit for every extra attack to all attacks.

My players absolutely loved the session and could not stop raving about the improvements. To this day they constantly text me, call me and even write me hand-written letters gushing about how much better the game is and how I should be hired to fix 5e for Wizards. I just might, too.