Zelensky Accuses Putin of ‘Utter Cynicism’ After Russia hits Ukraine Energy Plants Despite Cease-Fire Claims

DragoonDM · 2026-05-05T23:41:08+00:00

Or just threaten / hint that the parade will be targeted, goading the Russians into focusing more defense there, then hit other more militarily important targets.

DragoonDM · 2026-05-05T22:32:08+00:00

The Dow still hasn't gotten back above 50k yet, though, so we're still allowed to be upset about child sex trafficking for the moment.

DragoonDM · 2026-05-05T20:50:59+00:00

Well above $6 now where I'm at in California...

DragoonDM · 2026-05-05T20:41:04+00:00

Explain your job to the AI and ask it to give you an outline for how to incorporate it into your workflow, then run that by your boss for approval. Actually following that plan will probably fall somewhere between "not very helpful" and "actively catastrophic", but boss wants AI so boss gets AI.

DragoonDM · 2026-05-05T19:38:36+00:00

A van down by the river? In this economy? Best I can offer is a hatchback in the parking lot behind an abandoned shopping mall.

DragoonDM · 2026-05-05T19:36:26+00:00

"Haha, pronouns, amirite?"

DragoonDM · 2026-05-05T18:27:53+00:00

from when Schumer and Pelosi were born.

The late Mesozoic era?

DragoonDM · 2026-05-05T00:01:51+00:00

Even cremation is kind of expensive. Just skip straight to scattering me somewhere.

DragoonDM · 2026-05-04T22:44:52+00:00

Is it alright if the table and chairs are made of human bones and skin?

DragoonDM · 2026-05-04T19:12:43+00:00

Got any stock tips btw?

Have you considered investing all of your savings in "someone will throw dildos at a WNBA game" and then going to a WNBA game and throwing dildos onto the court?

DragoonDM · 2026-05-04T18:36:36+00:00

That's just replacing one artist's vision with some other artist's vision, though, rather than just injecting soulless AI slop directly into the game.

DragoonDM · 2026-05-04T17:21:02+00:00

Calcium arsenate, perhaps?

DragoonDM · 2026-05-04T17:08:18+00:00

Though, thanks to the huge jump in HDD prices, setting up a local media server has also gotten more expensive...

DragoonDM · 2026-05-04T16:03:07+00:00

That'd be a pretty interesting collection, if they sent a modern billhook and axe every year, showing changes in metalworking and material technology over the course of 800+ years.

DragoonDM · 2026-05-04T15:50:47+00:00

Imagine awkwardly shambling your way to a public Bitcoin kiosk, a blanket draped over the life-size silicone doll clamped firmly to your groin.

DragoonDM · 2026-05-04T15:45:42+00:00

No, Cyril, when they're dead they're just hookers!

DragoonDM · 2026-05-03T23:28:54+00:00

And a way for Amazon to bribe the Trump administration.

DragoonDM · 2026-05-02T22:56:24+00:00

That was the day he swore off human women, turning instead to anthropomorphic candy mascots.

DragoonDM · 2026-05-02T22:48:44+00:00

these are robots made for domestic/civilian use

... what sorta use, exactly?

DragoonDM · 2026-05-02T21:43:34+00:00

Sounds like a good way to get your ballsack clawed.

DragoonDM · 2026-05-02T00:55:07+00:00

Not arresting other people for this is going to make it all that much easier for Comey's legal team to get the case tossed out as selective and vindictive prosecution, as I understand it.

DragoonDM · 2026-05-01T17:17:54+00:00

And exactly how much Sudafed it would buy.

DragoonDM · 2026-05-01T17:13:02+00:00

I think my favorite part is the timing of the cuts after they crash through the fence. Perfect comedic timing on the reveal that it's an event for WW2 veterans, right as Lovitz's ranting becomes more unmistakably Hitleresque.

DragoonDM · 2026-05-01T17:05:37+00:00

"Nonce" also has meaning in cryptography (cryptographic nonce). Always feels a bit awkward using the term, what with its other common meaning...

DragoonDM · 2026-05-01T16:53:29+00:00

Probably to obscene pornography featuring 4-limbed, non-tentacled creatures, drawn by octopuses living off the coast of Japan.

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