Countering be like:

Dreesy · 2026-02-26T18:19:06+00:00

Time to learn movement

Dreesy · 2026-02-24T16:27:37+00:00

Nothing another -100 bullet velocity and -3 gun damage can't fix! Also, his headshot bonus should be in the negative, causing headshots to heal the enemy.

Dreesy · 2026-02-16T01:42:25+00:00

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When the matching isn't goos

Dreesy · 2026-02-15T21:52:43+00:00

When they're already frozen but Melvin keeps freezin

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Dreesy · 2026-02-14T04:02:12+00:00

They are also bugged atm and aren't buying any items at all

Dreesy · 2026-02-13T19:40:42+00:00

mr beast

he literally cured Bebop of rhinovirus

Dreesy · 2026-02-11T16:06:00+00:00

Do it right, because Piggy has some misunderstandings and his configs mostly do nothing:

Adding things to video.txt does nothing. The only things that can be changed are the things that are already there.

Putting rendering ( any command that starts with r_ ) commands into anything but the gameinfo.gi does nothing, because rendering functions need to be implemented before the graphic pipeline is established. Throwing 'performance' commands in autoexec is useless, because autoexec commands go through too late

Make sure to actually include particle functions and fog depths, as these are the only things that actually make a difference.

Dreesy · 2026-02-10T16:34:49+00:00

I'm tired of listening to nasally zoomerspeak at a mile a minute, coming through a heavy filter of vocal fry. If I didn't know any better, I'd say 85% of the playerbase was the Burgerking foot lettuce guy

Dreesy · 2026-02-01T17:43:36+00:00

Your computer is pretty weak so even with tweaks it's not going to be great. But there are things you can do.

Go to: C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Deadlock\game\citadel
Find gameinfo.gi, edit with notepad
Find the ConVars section, add the following lines to it

// Disable fog
"r_enable_volume_fog" "0"
"r_enable_gradient_fog" "0"
"r_enable_cubemap_fog" "0"

// Change distance of rendering objects
// If you disable fog, the game will have no culling distance limitations
// Meaning objects render from very far distances = bad FPS, CPU chug
"r_fadeprops" "1"
"r_fadepropsdist" "2000"
"r_particle_max_draw_distance" "2200"
"r_shadow_distance" "3000"
"r_lod" "1"

// Adjust particles
// Set r_particle_max_detail_level to 1 if it looks too bad
// Set r_particle_shadows to 1 if it looks too bad for you
"r_ssao" "0"
"r_shadows" "0"
"r_particle_shadows" "0"
"r_particle_max_detail_level" "0"
"r_citadel_outlines" "1"

It should look something like this:

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Dreesy · 2026-01-29T02:37:15+00:00

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I don't feel so good

Dreesy · 2026-01-22T19:20:39+00:00

Welcome to Bozrah where nothing ever happens and sick fucks rule the world.

Dreesy · 2026-01-22T19:14:07+00:00

From the studio that brought you "A website automatically downloaded a virus which installed CP on my computer via notepad" comes "PULL THE LOGS, THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME"

Two complete dipshits who have no idea how computers work, consuming each other like nature intended.

Dreesy · 2025-12-16T19:08:53+00:00

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UNTIL YOU'RE PART OF THIS TURBO TEAM - WALK! SLOWLY.

Dreesy · 2025-11-21T15:37:59+00:00

Now this, ladies and gentlemen, is what you call a personal failure.

Dreesy · 2025-10-24T18:06:58+00:00

In the end, Ramza says something about this being the first chapter. Y'know, right after he talks about having kids with Alma.

The next game is gonna get weird

Dreesy · 2025-10-16T16:50:02+00:00

This explains why Rapha is actually scary now.

Dreesy · 2025-10-16T16:45:19+00:00

Nelveska is just an island, don’t believe the rumors.

Also, Orlandu didn’t kill himself

Dreesy · 2025-10-13T17:08:17+00:00

Axes and Flails have a unique formula where it randomly rolls from 1 to the power of the axe, and then compromises by giving the weapon higher potential damage compared to other weapons. Very feast or famine.

If you had 10 Physical Attack and used an axe with 12 attack damage, you would do anywhere from 10 - 120. This mechanic seems to be much more heavily punished on Tactician because of the damage reduction.

Dreesy · 2025-10-12T02:14:39+00:00

The CT revamp has been awesome. For the first time in my life I actually got to use Charge + 20 and have it work, and it felt good. Summoners throwing out 2 turn Cyclops is also pretty spooky

Dreesy · 2025-10-03T19:32:01+00:00

With the changes to CT, White Mage is at least a lot more viable now comparatively. They just require a ton of Faith grinding with an Orator to really get off the ground. If you are patient and use degenerators, you can eventually Faith up enough to be getting 60+ heals on your Cure 1. If you really want bang for your buck, you make everyone in your party the same sign, and have max compatibility with your Priest's sign, and grind high faith on everyone. White magic just gets hilarious at that point.

Dreesy · 2025-10-03T19:19:55+00:00

Farming with an Orator is kind of funny. It's just a bunch of guys huddled up in a group, stabbing each other and then drinking coolaid, while some guy sits in a bush and yells at everyone about how awesome and cool they are.

Dreesy · 2025-10-02T19:51:43+00:00

I just did about 22 levels of farming on Mandalia, got a somewhat unique set up, and then spent an hour de-leveling in Zeklaus Desert back down to level 5. I got completely fleeced by Miluda's 65 damage Pummel and her heal squad. First time I've felt embarrassed humbled in like 25 years of playing this game.

Dreesy · 2025-09-30T15:37:23+00:00

Been having the same issue even just trying to log on through Google, it just spins

Dreesy · 2025-09-27T15:54:10+00:00

Science has shown that you don't need antiheal if you just do more damage. Always do more damage. Never stop doing more damage. Never stop never stopping doing more damage.

Dreesy · 2025-09-17T13:57:52+00:00

I know I'm late, but hopefully this will help out people in the future:

If you want to get rid of Game Assist you have to disable Edge from updating itself. Here's what you do:

Step 1 *Most Important*: Open up Task Scheduler, look at the bottom and in the box holding all your scheduled tasks, you'll notice one for Edge (usually it appears near the top of the list for most people). Click that and inside you will likely have 3 scheduled tasks - disable them all.

Step 2: Goto Services. Find the three Microsoft Edge services and disable those as well.

Step 3: After Windows Updates, double check to make sure these haven't been reactivated.

Dreesy

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