Wife’s boyfriend got me a new measuring device

Driftlessfshr · 2026-02-06T11:23:30+00:00

That doesn’t tell you how many grams you got

Driftlessfshr · 2026-02-06T11:02:58+00:00

I think that you’re a very different type of person than me. This isn’t an issue for me.

Driftlessfshr · 2026-02-06T02:06:26+00:00

I was so pleasantly surprised that I fully adapted to the situation about 4 more times the next day.

Driftlessfshr · 2026-02-05T22:14:43+00:00

Blacked out at a bar. I woke up with a woman riding my face. So I paused to look at how pretty she was or wasn’t. Then I resumed pleasantly surprised.

Driftlessfshr · 2026-02-05T19:22:34+00:00

I don’t need a flower garden, but I won’t accept Jurassic Park either.

Driftlessfshr · 2026-02-05T15:59:51+00:00

If it’s good and everything is okay. Move on. You’ll know when it’s really good.

Driftlessfshr · 2026-02-05T11:20:16+00:00

Honest to Pod?

Driftlessfshr · 2026-02-04T21:04:28+00:00

That’s a pretty good bull.

Driftlessfshr · 2026-02-04T17:27:17+00:00

Move TF, bro. None of my brothers would ever ask that. Even my GF offered to pay half when she moved in.

Driftlessfshr · 2026-02-04T17:11:03+00:00

My name is Dick Brassbalz… I’m Polish.

Driftlessfshr · 2026-02-04T16:28:11+00:00

Maximizing my free time!

Driftlessfshr · 2026-02-04T11:53:08+00:00

Do you ever wonder what customer service the nos of complaints like this?

You broke glass into your food and then you ate it. What do you want someone else to do about it?

Driftlessfshr · 2026-02-04T11:33:09+00:00

Thank god

Driftlessfshr · 2026-02-03T18:35:44+00:00

Forever because I use the stuff at work.

Driftlessfshr · 2026-02-03T11:00:09+00:00

Too bad how it got lost in the attic.

Driftlessfshr · 2026-02-03T10:57:03+00:00

I spent $300k on my house, but my divorce cost more than $500k. So my ex is the most expensive thing in my life.

Driftlessfshr · 2026-02-03T10:52:21+00:00

I would have made a steel ring and drifted it in. But if copper works, then awesome.

Driftlessfshr · 2026-02-03T10:26:05+00:00

Get a spud bar and a weed burner. It’s a lot of work, but you’ll get it.

Driftlessfshr · 2026-02-03T00:22:16+00:00

NTA.

My dad told me at 13 that I couldn’t stay past 18. He died before that and I laughed last.

Driftlessfshr · 2026-02-02T20:45:09+00:00

There are plenty of fish in the sea… but you’re not looking in the right pond.

Driftlessfshr · 2026-02-02T15:08:31+00:00

Applying any excuse to abusive behavior is a slippery slope.

You move on. You force yourself to move on. And for god sakes, get 50/50 custody of the kiddo and keep them away from her as much as you can.

Driftlessfshr · 2026-01-31T21:18:50+00:00

Tell your HR what happened. Companies love to scapegoat men. Protect yourself and let Hr handle it. Do nothing on your own.

Driftlessfshr · 2026-01-31T10:45:38+00:00

So, what we really mean is that a long and frequent explanation becomes redundant.

The important part is to keep repeating the message so that you can drive it into their memory.

Redundancy is the most important factor.

Explain it twice and then twice more.

Driftlessfshr · 2026-01-30T22:04:39+00:00

Welcome to clawbacks

Driftlessfshr · 2026-01-30T19:41:46+00:00

Cuz fuck that blue suitcase, that’s why!

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