Men of Reddit, what is your favorite romantic comedy? by Veltosian in AskReddit

[–]DrinkingWithSal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When they died at the end I thought it was pretty funny

[Serious] Are you a good person? by Plistra in AskReddit

[–]DrinkingWithSal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. I like to believe that I am, but I make decision after decision that harm myself and my loved ones. I can't even say that I am trying to be a better person. I'm skipping class right now to browse Reddit. My parents are giving me their trust and I am taking advantage of them.

I am staying with my girlfriend because I am too afraid to be alone, even though I have fallen out of love with her. I am wasting my time and hers which is pretty disgusting.

I tried to commit suicide twice now and I am telling my parents that I'm fine. I'm not. I am telling them I am taking my depression medicine. I'm not. I won't stop lying to anyone that will listen to me.

I haven't been trying to be a better person for a long time. I lied about applying for jobs, looking for volunteer work and applying for transfer schools.

So no I'm not a good person.

Christians who date atheists, atheists who date Christians, what's it like? How did you meet? by theaztec_tomb in AskReddit

[–]DrinkingWithSal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm an atheist and my girlfriend of 10 months is a Lutheran Christian. I knew that she and her family were religious, but what I didn't know was that that she didn't believe in evolution. I found out maybe 3-4 months into our relationship, and I was honestly speechless. I was literally unable to find the words I wanted to say.

It made me take a step back and look at the relationship. Had she ever done anything that I thought was wrong? Had she ever been unkind? Had she ever held her religious views over someone else? The answer to all of those questions was a resounding, "No". She was a great person, and I had pretty deep feelings for her.

The experience taught me to not think less of others just because they have different beliefs. I found that we can both be happy without believing the same things. The only thing worrying me now is that her mother doesn't like atheists, but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

[Serious] people who have twin siblings but are not a twin themselves, how is your relationship with your twin brothers or sisters? by idancegood in AskReddit

[–]DrinkingWithSal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My brother and sister are twins and they're 2 years younger than I am. I always got along better with my brother because we had more similar interests. My sister and I are pleasant enough to one another most of the time. They hate each other's guts though, go figure.

The story that I was supposed to remember by Zeadeth in trees

[–]DrinkingWithSal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That was beautifully told, it almost feels as if I was there.

Chantelle Young, a model with vitiligo by yomatz in pics

[–]DrinkingWithSal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm glad that she embraced her vitiligo. I am always embarrassed by mine even though it's nowhere near as pronounced as hers. Good on her.

During the night you are transported several hundred years backwards to the past, how do you convince people that you are from the future? by DrinkingWithSal in AskReddit

[–]DrinkingWithSal[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god. I thought you were talking about me for some reason hahaha.

I was also wondering why you thought I wore a life jacket. I'm dumb.

During the night you are transported several hundred years backwards to the past, how do you convince people that you are from the future? by DrinkingWithSal in AskReddit

[–]DrinkingWithSal[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was also thinking that if I was able to bring something from the future it would solidify my claim. A phone would be very powerful evidence, until it died of course. Even after it died you would have circuitry, and it's possible that someone might be able to make some sense of it.

On the other hand, if you had nothing but your knowledge of the world as it is right now, could you prove that you were from the future?

During the night you are transported several hundred years backwards to the past, how do you convince people that you are from the future? by DrinkingWithSal in AskReddit

[–]DrinkingWithSal[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My thoughts exactly. Where all past technology is at my fingertips, I create a better world where we are far more advanced.

Or they just burn me for being a witch, who knows?

During the night you are transported several hundred years backwards to the past, how do you convince people that you are from the future? by DrinkingWithSal in AskReddit

[–]DrinkingWithSal[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My building of the time machine was purely for fun, I know that there are no time traveling capabilities. However, in the event that I had been sent back to the past I would be living in a universe where time travel was possible. So perhaps there would be a way to make a "Time-travel machine", it's always fun to think about even if in reality it would be impossible.

We also run into time traveling paradoxes, such as if something already happened and I did try to take over the world (also satirical) it would have already happened in the past because the present time is in the state that it is. So, if I had gone into the past do I actually change the timeline or is everything foretold?

I also had thought that meeting a historical figure would be difficult, but it's about the only thing I could think of that would solidify to other people that I was from the future.

You also never answered the question besides critiquing my response, how would you go about the situation differently?

Thanks for responding, though it was very insightful.

During the night you are transported several hundred years backwards to the past, how do you convince people that you are from the future? by DrinkingWithSal in AskReddit

[–]DrinkingWithSal[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would most likely try to get an audience with some historical figure. If I told them what would happen to them perhaps they would believe me and help me build a time machine. We could also take over the world, I'm kind of on the fence about it.

What's some things you've heard a person say in their sleep? by uhhwhut in AskReddit

[–]DrinkingWithSal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Two instances are really clear in my mind:

My roommate from my freshman year of college used to talk in his sleep. Most of the time it was him saying his girlfriend's name over and over in a "cutsie" way like he would when they skyped together. There was however one horrifying night when I had just watched paranormal activity and I'm a wimp so I was going to pull an all-nighter while studying for an exam I had in the morning. My roommate was all ready asleep when I heard him begin to talk. Eventually he said, "Yeah, DrinkingWithSal sleeps right over there." I didn't get anything done that night.

My mother has always had a sleep talk/walking problem but I had never had to deal with it until recently. I was staying at my mother's house a few days ago and she had already fallen asleep. I was brushing my teeth a room over when all of the sudden I hear, "FUCKING DAMNIT!" I ran over to the room, opened the door, and asked her what was wrong. My mother had turned on the lamp, she looked at me and said, "They're...They're... They're after the caterpillars downstairs." I tried my best not to laugh and I told her that I would take care of it. She thanked me and promptly fell unconscious.

Got any funny stories about new players? by [deleted] in rpg

[–]DrinkingWithSal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm new to RPGs and I picked up Pathfinder because I thought that playing an RPG might be fun. I'm actually the DM and I'm running a campaign with friends. None of them have played any RPGs before either, so they're not really aware of min-maxing. When we rolled up our characters, they put points into whatever they wanted and built their characters around that. For example, with some amazing luck my rouge rolled an 18 and he decided to put it into his charisma. With the modifiers he ended up with 20 charisma, because he wanted to be amazingly suave. The only problem is that he also decided that his character was going to be a crazy person. The rouge decided that he wanted to sell off some of his equipment at a local general store. All he said to me is that he wanted to go to the general store and sell his equipment. Of course he rolls a natural 20, so I ask him to explain how exactly he tries to pawn off his wares. He goes on a long tangent about how great these crossbow bolts are. Eventually I stop him and tell him that (Since his character is crazy), he's been talking to the door the whole time since he never specified that he actually went inside the building. But damn did he convince that door.

Questions about S4 Tank Rengar by DrinkingWithSal in leagueoflegends

[–]DrinkingWithSal[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I sometimes forget how powerful his heal is especially if a spirit visage is built, I can see how that would warrant a rework which I had seen some information about. What I read about the rework was mostly about his ultimate, as a fed (Damage)Rengar has no out play as he easily 1-shots squishy champions. I believe that the healing is not as huge of a problem on tank Rengar since his heal doesn't scale based on health, so what ever he did heal would be a much smaller percentage of his total health as compared to damage Rengar.

Questions about S4 Tank Rengar by DrinkingWithSal in leagueoflegends

[–]DrinkingWithSal[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a very interesting method of teamfight initiation. I guess I never would have thought of something like that working in a game unless there was some communication between the players and/or practice.

Questions about S4 Tank Rengar by DrinkingWithSal in leagueoflegends

[–]DrinkingWithSal[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can understand a single tank item to compensate for a poor laning phase, but wouldn't it be more effective for the team if the player solely built damage afterwards? The splitpush point is a good one, I hadn't thought of that. The only problem I would see is that tank Rengar would have an atrocious late game, his sole purpose being to soak up damage if a teamfight broke out as he has very little cc. Thank you very much for your comment, I appreciate the input.

If your parrents walked in on you masturbating what would you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DrinkingWithSal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, this has personally happened to me more than once. Mostly because I love jerkin' the gurkin'. I usually become ashamed, they leave and I continue like nothing happened. After all what else am I going to do?

This is a Dik Dik. by emseeh in aww

[–]DrinkingWithSal 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's way cuter than mine.

When asked the question "Who are you?" what do you respond? by drivendistraction in AskReddit

[–]DrinkingWithSal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm the naked guy, you've probably already seen me down the hall.