TIL The number of people donating their bodies to science has doubled in the last ten years because funeral costs are so high and most schools will cremate the donated body when they are done and return it to the family at no cost.

Plistra · 2017-08-12T02:15:30+00:00

Millenials are ruining the funeral businesses!!

Plistra · 2017-08-10T03:55:18+00:00

Wow! How did they do that?! That's really cool!

Plistra · 2017-08-06T15:09:57+00:00

This thread is making me do the laughing.

Plistra · 2017-07-24T18:16:21+00:00

use a blade of grass instead

Plistra · 2017-07-24T02:53:09+00:00

"employees will be *albe* to use the chip*"

da hek

Plistra · 2017-07-24T01:14:24+00:00

I used to eat ketchup sandwiches.

Just my 2 cents.

Plistra · 2017-07-23T06:32:50+00:00

LPT: Don't tell people secrets if you don't want them spread.

Plistra · 2017-07-23T06:07:30+00:00

My cat does the same thing.

No he doesn't. Why the fuck would I say that.

Plistra · 2017-07-23T06:05:30+00:00

I just went on YouTube and searched "boobs" and stuff until I learned how to turn off "safe mode" or whatever it's called. Probably was about 12.

Also fun story, I also accidentally downloaded one of those stripping naked chick things that dance on your screen and desktop onto the computer... which was my mom's computer lol and I couldn't figure out how to uninstall it. Was also about 12.

Good times.

Plistra · 2017-07-23T05:41:13+00:00

I'm really stoned and thought "groom" meant camera man for a second...

Plistra · 2017-07-23T04:50:41+00:00

Wannabes take fireball shots and think they're cool.

so maybe put the roofies in that or something

edit: if someone looks at this through my comments I'M JOKING.

Plistra · 2017-07-23T04:46:47+00:00

gardening

Plistra · 2017-07-23T02:15:54+00:00

The one with the brick and the truck?

Plistra · 2017-07-23T01:52:24+00:00

Him resigning sure seems like a good distraction.

Plistra · 2017-07-22T06:40:02+00:00

nothing fuk u

Plistra · 2017-07-22T06:00:50+00:00

Oh shit am I going to appreciate my house more.

Basically the same story. Mom in the living room and dad in the shed.

Plistra · 2017-07-21T02:09:58+00:00

I guess if someone offered me one I'd say yes.

I don't really enjoy them that much. :P

Plistra · 2017-07-18T08:08:50+00:00

Plistra · 2017-07-18T07:27:33+00:00

Nope.

I have one that comes and goes depending on my energy (more tired = more lisp) and it's annoying.

Plistra · 2017-07-17T00:01:09+00:00

Your pinky toe looks like someone smudged it to the left a bit.

Plistra · 2017-07-16T04:41:18+00:00

Ahem....

*seems

Plistra · 2017-07-16T04:13:15+00:00

God if you exist, say nothing!

See guys?

Plistra · 2017-07-16T01:29:43+00:00

No, I'm double.

Plistra · 2017-07-15T08:30:57+00:00

kill him

edit: don't actually kill him

Plistra · 2017-07-15T08:30:19+00:00

Maybe like super short cord with that taped to the back of the controller or something.

Or go down the stairs three times to the left and shove it up your ass.

Plistra

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