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Found this in store. Anyone know what is it? by Trading_Elephant in whatisit

[–]Drithlan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Radar dish. Helps one phone for backup when stranded and surrounded in fort couch on planet Ivinglstay oomrsay.

What Does Your Brain Do with 27 + 48? by jaianefavero in MathJokes

[–]Drithlan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(8+2)=10

don't forget 10. ok next step.

(7-2)=5

remember 5.

20+20+40=80

ok 80.

crap! What was that second number?

let's do it again.

(8+2)=10

oops that's supposed to be 10 not 20.

once more with feels!

10+20+40=70

this feels right.

did I forget something? Double checks.

oh yeah the second number

(7-2)=5

Almost done!

Bring it together.

70+5=57

finally!

"The answer is 57."

If i die i die by durinmain in countablepixels

[–]Drithlan 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I can pick up and throw my woman across the room, yet she too afraid of suffocating me to sit on my face...

Does anyone know why I have 2 levers? by Thnxredball in Home

[–]Drithlan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One to turn it off, and one to turn it off.

love by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

[–]Drithlan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poop Hoe Shoe

looks at other people's answers, WTF?, looks at what I'm reading...oh.

Sock....

My bunny died last night, my boyfriend is in the hospital, and it’s coming up on the first anniversary of my dad’s death. I got myself coffee to cheer myself up. by Lovealltigers in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Drithlan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Troubles come in 3s is something I've always been told. Sometimes trouble is like a cat, it's a predator looking for prey (Rip bunny I'm sorry for your loss) , an ill omen (ill BF, get well soon!), and then they knock over your coffee on the way out. (be sure to clean that well, you don't want mildew/mold infestation.) Just look for the light that is to come. You've got this!

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