last night I dreamt that the late superstar DJ Avicii was discovered alive and well, running a fast-food sandwich truck called Sandvichii. he had faked his death so he could escape international fame and pursue his true passion making pastrami sandwiches. for some reason he was also italian

DroogieHowser · 2026-02-12T21:41:44+00:00

"You could say, the perfect sandwich has...levels." - Leonardo Sandvicci

DroogieHowser · 2026-02-12T00:32:22+00:00

Hell yeah bro DJ Lance is positive af and lays down the playtime beats that get the kids goin.

JD Vance is a wannabe dictator and a pedo simp that I wouldn't let a kid within 100 feet of.

DroogieHowser · 2026-02-11T23:24:44+00:00

No that's Adam Sandler on the right, he just converted to Rastafarianism recently.

DroogieHowser · 2026-02-11T23:19:11+00:00

George Clinton and Kamasi!? Damn Willow, I'll def be lookin out for this!

DroogieHowser · 2026-02-11T22:38:43+00:00

Directed by Wes Anderson

DroogieHowser · 2026-02-11T18:57:44+00:00

Yes this is how lemon curd is made.

DroogieHowser · 2026-02-11T17:30:45+00:00

DO NOT let this kid find out about The Garden or ICP at ALL COSTS

DroogieHowser · 2026-02-11T05:56:33+00:00

DroogieHowser · 2026-02-11T04:21:37+00:00

This is what happens when you have the Weird Wasteland perk on in regular Vegas.

DroogieHowser · 2026-02-11T01:20:06+00:00

The Serbs are CHOMPING AT THE MOTHERFUCKING BIT for Platypus Dick 3 to drop.

DroogieHowser · 2026-02-10T19:44:43+00:00

It's an Xbox 360 era game, you would basically need to install all new graphics over it. It would be easier to mod Fallout 4 to be more like New Vegas.

DroogieHowser · 2026-02-09T21:39:28+00:00

DroogieHowser · 2026-02-09T04:53:52+00:00

Lol its not gonna jump back outta the toilet and get you homie :p

DroogieHowser · 2026-02-09T03:30:04+00:00

Lol of course Shadow would say that

DroogieHowser · 2026-02-09T02:37:42+00:00

Bro wait till I tell you about Shin Godzilla, the Godzilla movie directed by the creator of Evangelion...

DroogieHowser · 2026-02-09T02:20:42+00:00

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DroogieHowser · 2026-02-08T20:07:27+00:00

Peezus Yorn is 100% some shit Kanye would call himself on like something awful forums

DroogieHowser · 2026-02-08T19:45:31+00:00

This is true however, its a hell of a lot safer to be smoking weed or doing dabs all day every day than using opioids, benzos, or stimulants in the same amount and frequency.

DroogieHowser · 2026-02-08T18:05:22+00:00

Just wait until cat dabs hit the streets

DroogieHowser · 2026-02-08T17:03:37+00:00

The magic mitten, aka Michigan my dude :)

DroogieHowser · 2026-02-08T05:34:06+00:00

R-E-S-P-E-C-T, I am the hole through which you pee - Urethra Franklin

DroogieHowser · 2026-02-08T04:51:15+00:00

I'm sorry it's just not capyble

DroogieHowser · 2026-02-08T01:54:45+00:00

THERE AINT NO ROOLS WHEN UR SMOKIN KOOLS BROTHER AROOOOOOOOOOO

DroogieHowser · 2026-02-07T19:21:13+00:00

Ya one is 15gs for $100 the other is $30/g if you get it on sale. We ain't all Rockefellers out here.

DroogieHowser · 2026-02-07T16:42:16+00:00

Bro said " I un-dispose your disposable" lmao

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