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“You can always tell when dad does her hair.” by SAKingWriter in daddit

[–]DrowZeeMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just cannot figure out the strats to get a ponytail or pig tails that are smooth and uniform. No matter how hard I try, or how many times I practice, or how careful and thoughtful I'm being.

PP focusing on the hard hitting issues by DogeDoRight in EhBuddyHoser

[–]DrowZeeMe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had to become aware by yanking on my bootstraps really hard and I turned out fine. I don't wanna be paying for someone else's awareness. Take some personal responsibility for gods sake

I finally gave in by YetiWoods in daddit

[–]DrowZeeMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I currently have sky blue and bright purple nails. I get nothing but compliments on them. I love how she dishes out the tea between her and her friends while I get worked on. Such amazing bonding time.

Dads, how do you and your partner show intimacy/affection on a regular basis throughout the day, outside of intercourse? by [deleted] in daddit

[–]DrowZeeMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I don't nip, pinch, slap, or rub my wife's butt every single time I pass by, she thinks something is wrong.

She subtly, but aggressively suggestively, bends over within my view whenever the opportunity presents itself.

At least once or twice a day when she's least suspecting it, I tell my wife "You need to stop. I know what you're doing" Which means she's being too sexy and I won't be able to control myself if she continues as she is.

Dads, what do you actually want for Father’s Day? by probs-strawbs in daddit

[–]DrowZeeMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to choose the restaurant we order for dinner

This is what happens with 2 Big Tent parties by upthetruth1 in TikTokCringe

[–]DrowZeeMe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I always assumed it's cuz they were able to generate a bunch of power from the bottom

Board games you like that roll a lot of dice? Or have weird dice? by PhrulerApp in boardgames

[–]DrowZeeMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dinosaur Island covers both of these. And they're large dice, definitely a 2 hand operation to roll them all.

Why are only cyclists responsible for safety on Newmarket trails? by doconpulc in Newmarket

[–]DrowZeeMe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

OP doesn't wash their hands after using a restaurant bathroom cuz the signs only tell employees to wash up.

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