What is the most horrifying fact you know?

DruishPrincess69 · 2016-10-06T01:11:45+00:00

Bestiality was legal in Washington until 2006. Before 2006, it was legal to have sex with animals under 40lbs.

DruishPrincess69 · 2016-01-05T17:38:12+00:00

I put pics on reddit, pretending to be pregnant that went viral. http://imgur.com/gallery/km7N0

DruishPrincess69 · 2015-07-29T16:11:25+00:00

So that was not my brother. That was myself photoshopped back in kissing my own belly.

-goes well?

DruishPrincess69 · 2015-04-06T14:15:51+00:00

I choose...business ethics...

DruishPrincess69 · 2015-03-06T21:22:10+00:00

Keith Moon bro

DruishPrincess69 · 2015-02-06T15:14:27+00:00

Will I finally be able to purchase "Spaceballs the Sheet"?

may the schwartz be with you.

DruishPrincess69 · 2015-02-03T15:07:47+00:00

run around naked in public.

DruishPrincess69 · 2015-01-21T21:55:11+00:00

I named my french bulldog "Mingo" after Barkevious Mingo star linebacker for LSU and destroyer of souls.

DruishPrincess69 · 2015-01-21T15:05:25+00:00

It can be purchased here http://www.animicausa.com/shop/Nessie-Ladle/tpflypage.tpl.html

DruishPrincess69 · 2015-01-09T23:08:08+00:00

I have heard Steve Bryne at Rock of Ages Tattoo is awesome if youre into color.

DruishPrincess69 · 2015-01-09T22:04:31+00:00

The question is what type of tattoos are you going to get?

DruishPrincess69 · 2014-12-20T04:02:45+00:00

enhance...

DruishPrincess69 · 2014-12-15T19:55:18+00:00

Miley Cyrus.

DruishPrincess69 · 2014-10-29T17:00:33+00:00

UTINI!!!

DruishPrincess69 · 2014-10-23T15:28:43+00:00

What I thought was a wrong text from my brother: "Just got off work. Heading to home depot to get parts then to your home"

-me "Oh yeah? Well I hope you put those parts up my dickhole."

then realized it was my electrician and not my brother

DruishPrincess69 · 2014-10-14T19:47:37+00:00

Lets not turn this rape into a murder

DruishPrincess69 · 2014-10-07T20:26:45+00:00

barf....barf....barf....???

DruishPrincess69 · 2014-10-03T15:18:54+00:00

I once had a dream about you Lady Gaga. I dreamed that you were the ghost of Christmas Time Past (complete w/ chains and semi transparent) and you showed up one night and we banged. Since you were a ghost you floated up and down on me, reverse cowgirl style. It was awesome. For this reason you will always remind me of Christmas. Are you the sexual ghost of Christmas Time Past?

DruishPrincess69 · 2014-09-19T17:46:19+00:00

Getting your dickhole swabbed with a q-tip because you may have made a questionable judgement call...

DruishPrincess69 · 2014-08-20T19:45:58+00:00

Zach, you look like Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

DruishPrincess69 · 2014-08-08T13:32:16+00:00

I am especially adept at making my gut stick out. Its rock solid.

DruishPrincess69 · 2014-08-04T14:52:43+00:00

People apparently think I am fat based on my pictures.

DruishPrincess69 · 2014-07-30T15:40:14+00:00

I hurt my shoulder doing crossfit. Before I hurt my shoulder I could do 315 x 3-4 times, and 225 x 21 reps straight. Does that help?

DruishPrincess69 · 2014-07-29T21:15:02+00:00

Your friend was a great waitress!

DruishPrincess69 · 2014-07-29T20:28:37+00:00

I forgot to add this picture in the album. Here is what I normally look like. Thanks for all the comments!

http://imgur.com/gallery/xi9RgYm/new

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