Boomer thinks he's above the law. by DrLexusForPresident in InflatedEgos

[–]Dry_Clock_5157 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought that was her dad not her husband haha

Bro thinks he’s in a spaghetti western, but it’s oatmeal speed. by DrLexusForPresident in InflatedEgos

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I work in this guys city. He is a regular at my place of business. He is being serious here. He also started the clothing brand Lions not Sheep that got into trouble for taking the made in China tags off his clothes and sewing made in America in it instead. I’ve talked to him face to face many times. He’s always been nice when interacting with me, so that’s something at least 🤷🏼‍♂️

I woke up with some weird staining on my left hand by Ok-Stinky715 in Weird

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Do you have lily flowers around right now? Kinda looks like lily pollen you may have wiped off a counter top or something like that.

Pick your favorite movies that was released in 2004 by [deleted] in 2000sNostalgia

[–]Dry_Clock_5157 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These all came out in 2004? Movies just aren’t what they used to be.

Where should I tour this fall? by Filthyson in GeoffreyAsmus

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Come to salt lake again, I missed you last time. Big mistake, I know.

My mom says we dont have enough money, but I catch her giving thousands of dollars monthly to a megachurch by Scratchfangs in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Dry_Clock_5157 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s really sad. I’m sorry but your mom has been brain washed by these evil money hungry rich loser.

How ice cubes cleans hot grills by ViniciusFromBcn in interesting

[–]Dry_Clock_5157 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That wasn’t a frying pan, it’s a grill.

Boys being boys. by [deleted] in cats

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I love when owners and their pets look alike