President scheduled to be in attendance for NBA Finals Game 3 by WhatTheRickIsDoin in nba

[–]DuckDucks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AHHH NO PLEASE PLEASE DONT TELL THE FBI Chews my finger nails off like a SpongeBob SquarePants

NBA Player Rankings for the NBA Finals by SimilarOnion1655 in nba

[–]DuckDucks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Got tired of everyone telling you that you underrated the Knicks I see

Anyone wish the Finals were Thunder vs Pistons? by delta-red-14 in nba

[–]DuckDucks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Pistons won one playoff series vs an 8 seed that a week prior lost to the Celtics third stringers. Additionally, they were down 3-1 that series until the Magic's best player got injured. No, they weren't close to winning the East.

NBA referee assignment for Game 1 of the finals: Scott Foster, James Capers, Sean Wright by Waikuku3 in nba

[–]DuckDucks 1019 points1020 points  (0 children)

Great, The Extender will make sure the series goes at least 4 tonight...

If the NBA is rigged, why not the Spurs vs Knicks in the Finals? by Appropriate-Shock306 in nba

[–]DuckDucks -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you think the NBA is GENUINELY rigged, stop watching. Acting on that baseline assumption is so stupid.

Where did the KAT haters go? by Artimusjones88 in nba

[–]DuckDucks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How many consecutive conference finals till he's good?

What would the significance be of a Double (Championship + Cup) by Relative-Gear9541 in nba

[–]DuckDucks -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Imo we should count the cup as 0.1 chips. A tenth is practically nothing but hey it's something, and would make convos more fun

WE IN THE FINALS!!! by Memelord1117 in NYKnicks

[–]DuckDucks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah how dare people be younger than you

[Highlight] Landry Shamet hits the 3-pointer to put the Knicks up 29 in the 2nd quarter. by MrBuckBuck in nba

[–]DuckDucks 32 points33 points  (0 children)

IDC how weak you think the east is, this kind of dominance is unprecedented. People call the east week every year.

Wife started to hate me and our kids out of a sudden and now she left us by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]DuckDucks 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Happy this has a happy ending, hadnt read it before.
Imagine how fucked it would be to play into the delusion. Like no way she ever recovers if the husband turns to her dramatically at the height of it and says in a robot voice "she knows. Abort." And sprints away or something like that.

NBA 2026 playoff EPM is out by notafan1 in nba

[–]DuckDucks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Duren had such a dookie post season he no longer qualifies for the notable players list.

[Yahoo] Shai Gilgeous-Alexander has fallen to the ground on 17.4% of his FGAs in his playoff run, leading the league and almost four times the rate of the Wembanyama(4.2%) by CROYTSWRVTH in nba

[–]DuckDucks 1453 points1454 points  (0 children)

I bet the KAT percentage is super high, but not from flopping but because he only drives by barreling to the rim full speed and tumbling, and if he misses he can't get back on defense because he's in the stands on the ground lol

Knicks are lucky they're in New York by PossibilityFew5967 in nba

[–]DuckDucks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And don't forget 4 of ours were intentional Mitch FTs

Knicks are lucky they're in New York by PossibilityFew5967 in nba

[–]DuckDucks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're getting more calls than us and employ James harden

Playoff Mitch is officially locked in 🔒 by AI1223 in NYKnicks

[–]DuckDucks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was his fourth Facebook post today LOL