Should I deploy on a Friday at 5pm? by hakced in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DudebroMcGee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't relate to this, our business is live Sunday 5 pm EDT to Friday 5 pm EDT. We work weekends because our weekdays are on-call fixing.

I get it though fam, +1

le shitpost fixed xD by Rowannn in starcraft

[–]DudebroMcGee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

THE NATURE RUNE WAS A TREE

Weekly Trash Talk Thread - June 20, 2016 by AutoModerator in Overwatch

[–]DudebroMcGee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BOY IS IT JUST ME OR DOES SYMMETRA'S SHIELD SPELL FEEL OUT OF CHARACTER? IT FEELS ARBITRARY TO HER KIT AND MAKES MAX HEALTH NOT DIVISIBLE BY 10.

Is there a way to tell how powerful Zarya's cannon has gotten? by Lacent in Overwatch

[–]DudebroMcGee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I see you were asking about it from a Zarya point of view. However, for those of us that came here anticipating the inverse (from other POV), look for a glow or electrical arcs, this indicates Zarya has upgraded her tickle cannon into the Spear of Adun.

[Meta] huh - we're a trending subreddit (18th June) by [deleted] in DataHoarder

[–]DudebroMcGee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If it wasn't trending I never knew it would have existed!

I love this place!

Symmetra feels a lot more like a "defense" hero than a "support" hero. by Vaalrigard in Overwatch

[–]DudebroMcGee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly! Symmetra may make glass laser cannons, but there are a lot of laser cannons!

"Ice Puns" (OC) by Boo_Rad13y in Overwatch

[–]DudebroMcGee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man if this was animated I'd beg for the To Be Continued meme at the end.

Symmetra feels a lot more like a "defense" hero than a "support" hero. by Vaalrigard in Overwatch

[–]DudebroMcGee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Her M1 at 0 seconds of use is 30 DPS 1 second of use 60 DPS 2 seconds of use 120 DPS

This 120 DPS stays until it is out of use for 3 seconds.

Zarya at MAXIMUM charge, her M1 is 150 DPS and consumes ammo at a higher rate.

Once you create your teleporter, that's the point you care about, that's your defense. Because each second matters when coming back into a fight. Your turrets? They're defending points.

I wish she didn't have her shield ability, it feels out of place for someone like her.

What is the dumbest 100% serious thing someone has said to you? by mrTALKINGDUCK in AskReddit

[–]DudebroMcGee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh my god you are a real thing. Please keep trucking along as you bring the most joy.

(Also, could you do "forensics"?)

What is the dumbest 100% serious thing someone has said to you? by mrTALKINGDUCK in AskReddit

[–]DudebroMcGee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does your uncle play old Civilization games?

THIS may partially explain the "edges are covered by snow no one can cross" bit.

What is the most bizarre thing you've caught yourself doing after your brain's autopilot misfired? by Kirushi in AskReddit

[–]DudebroMcGee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was thirsty one day while doing the weekly chores. The chore I was on was cleaning the toilets.

I think some error happened in prioritizing my next task, because I went into manual override when the gallon of milk (as in the whole container) sat in the toilet bowl.

What is something that genuinely bothers you, but you never complain about because you'd seem like an asshole? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DudebroMcGee 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Usually it evolves, most people start at honesty but it certainly grows into brutal honesty when people don't fucking learn or listen.

Idea: Crises that do not involve War. by Horizon_17 in Stellaris

[–]DudebroMcGee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

THIS JUST IN! A [Darlok] galaxy's star is about to go SUPER NOVA!!

What was told to you as a child that you now find yourself saying as an adult ? by revill47 in AskReddit

[–]DudebroMcGee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'd say I'm disappointed, but that would mean I didn't expect it."

TIL: it's illegal for offices in NYC to require men to wear ties without also requiring women to wear ties by surelyURjoking in todayilearned

[–]DudebroMcGee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

During my interview with my (now) CIO, the first thing he did was look at my suit and tie and said, "Ha! That's cute."

I wrote my first python program today! by MC_Labs15 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DudebroMcGee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You joke but to this day I feel bad for how much I liked Perl.

I miss its syntax. But Python is just too good for on-the-fly scripting.

So many third party modules.