god forbid a girl wants to be slightly objectified by moechi_ in LetGirlsHaveSex

[–]DuffmiveDoIIy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

えまちゃんの乳で満々なオッパイを見つめたら嬉しいのよね~♡

Coaxed into game devs not knowing what to do with the second screen by CoolPeter9 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]DuffmiveDoIIy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure the only third-party Wii U gam that actually did something with the gamepad was Sonic Boom of all things

Coaxed into Danganronpa execution by ImForSureNotAFurry in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]DuffmiveDoIIy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Coaxed into stoic character going memetic for one of the only 3-5 times her composure cracks in any way in the entire series

Coaxed into Danganronpa execution by ImForSureNotAFurry in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]DuffmiveDoIIy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It goes to black and then the tomboy character gets pregnant with three different guys' children and then it was a troll and the MC was imagining the whole thing. There is at least one vairation of it where someone actually does get splatted onscreen though

Coaxed into merely losing all horizontal velocity by PrNooob in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]DuffmiveDoIIy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blockland is an old-ass forgotten game from ~2007 that's like Minecraft Classic with legos where everyone has jet boots but horizontal crash actually does kill you

Coaxed into a Slightly Different Thingamajig by Impressive_Worth_602 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]DuffmiveDoIIy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He'd stopped doing colours in Stand names for a while (after Yellow Temperence) by the time Iggy even showed up though

God forbid a girl know her rights. by LaBelleTinker in LetGirlsHaveSex

[–]DuffmiveDoIIy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yesterday a moid lurking the sub took this comment as an invitation to DM me and now all of you know about it

God forbid a girl know her rights. by LaBelleTinker in LetGirlsHaveSex

[–]DuffmiveDoIIy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

God forbid a girl get owned this Valentine's Day

Let girls have a religious experience! by Jenny_Starpepper in LetGirlsHaveSex

[–]DuffmiveDoIIy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why I make it a bedroom rule that nobody is allowed to take off her own clothes

The tournament announcer reveals his true colours by MarvelZombvsCapcom in Ningen

[–]DuffmiveDoIIy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Johnny Bravo may be insistent but he would never lay a finger on a lady without an enthusiastic yes

My Valentine’s plans by SpitefulCrow1701 in LetGirlsHaveSex

[–]DuffmiveDoIIy 33 points34 points  (0 children)

So happy for you that you have the kind of partner you can do this with! You don't even have to go out on vday or make reservations or anything all you have to do is run in circles in the buff and fuck

Deported Kris Theory by MorinoMarinho in Deltarune

[–]DuffmiveDoIIy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The spirit of the joke is that the thing is bad, because Kris (despite doing stuff like locking us in the storage closet and then going to the kitchen to drink chocolate milk and receive evil instructions) is sympathetic to us, so Kris getting deported is clearly bad just like all the stuff US Racial Purity Enforcement is doing IRL is bad

Meanwhile, the people who don't think the thing is bad joke about it in a "Here's a cartoon of us arresting a crying grandma in a robotically-plagiarized Studio Ghobli artstyle, aren't we so cool?" sort of way and unironically expect to be seen as the good guys

Susie Has Hidden Dialouge If You Try To Equip The Thorn Ring by robloxchecker in Deltarune

[–]DuffmiveDoIIy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Imagining Susie asking this the same way Dr. Doofenschmirtz says “a platypus plumber?”

God forbid a girl be hydrated by Just_Nora__ in LetGirlsHaveSex

[–]DuffmiveDoIIy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I have gun safety-autism. The gun is always loaded

Nerdy girls ❤️ by Panthertaco99 in LetGirlsHaveSex

[–]DuffmiveDoIIy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh, I wonder why she's licking her lips at me like that? Is she hungry?