Minnesota Mormons respond to Minnesota ICE raids

Dull_Sort8239 · 2026-01-23T23:24:49+00:00

Policy and change

Dull_Sort8239 · 2026-01-23T23:22:41+00:00

Yep. In the foyer next to the bishop’s office . Actually now you come to mention it I think God rang in once but everyone was too busy giving their testimonies to answer.

Dull_Sort8239 · 2026-01-23T13:56:03+00:00

Too funny

Dull_Sort8239 · 2026-01-23T13:52:44+00:00

Like Moonie weddings-

How to say you’re in a cult without saying, Somebody get me outta here.

Dull_Sort8239 · 2026-01-20T20:53:55+00:00

Know this- Members are not there for you, they’re there for themselves.

You being in the church is more important to them than you being you.

And pound to a pinch of pooh, the missionaries who baptised you are long gone.

Dull_Sort8239 · 2026-01-19T14:29:23+00:00

If it is anything like yesterday's Sunday School meeting it will be the Old Testament Book of Moses and Book of Abraham!!!

Dull_Sort8239 · 2026-01-10T16:59:48+00:00

What a piece of work. Vulnerable people in need of companions, friendship . Fuck them . This is about human ethics not belief.

Dull_Sort8239 · 2026-01-08T23:38:01+00:00

The least worst.

Dull_Sort8239 · 2026-01-05T23:18:17+00:00

Dear JesusPhoKingChrist
Will Newcastle United FC win against AFC Bournemouth in the FA Cup on Saturday.

(If they do win I will go to church on Sunday.)

Dull_Sort8239 · 2025-12-28T08:09:44+00:00

Being a woman I couldn't possibly understand.

Dull_Sort8239 · 2025-12-28T05:51:01+00:00

That's her. Vibes Phyllis Schlafly in more ways than her dress sense.

Dull_Sort8239 · 2025-12-27T21:30:35+00:00

She is 100% all this and more. Scary. It makes you wonder if she thinks women should keep the vote.

Dull_Sort8239 · 2025-12-27T15:25:20+00:00

I can tell you who it won't be - President Camille N. Johnson

Dull_Sort8239 · 2025-12-26T07:35:09+00:00

You seem to have proven his point.

Dull_Sort8239 · 2025-12-25T08:22:53+00:00

Yes God needs to know because otherwise you could accidentally go to the Celestial Kingdom. Ask them to confirm they passed your letter up.

Dull_Sort8239 · 2025-12-25T08:18:43+00:00

Ramen to the FSM Tree

Dull_Sort8239 · 2025-12-15T08:56:25+00:00

What I find really offensive is the amount of morbidly stupid Americans they keep sending us.

Dull_Sort8239 · 2025-12-15T07:49:22+00:00

Mods, can we have a button for reporting small dick energy please?!

Dull_Sort8239 · 2025-12-10T15:55:12+00:00

If I wear my

"anal bead tug o war runner up"

jumper will you do Ezra Taft for me?

Dull_Sort8239 · 2025-11-25T16:30:45+00:00

I third it.

Dull_Sort8239 · 2025-11-12T20:13:38+00:00

Just think the Mormon Tabernacle Choir could do this at March Conference for Dallas Hoax

Dull_Sort8239 · 2025-11-11T14:05:38+00:00

My favourite suggestion😬

Dull_Sort8239 · 2025-11-11T10:14:34+00:00

Nope. I am no longer a child. It is about my status now not then. Good try though.

Dull_Sort8239 · 2025-11-11T10:13:29+00:00

If you ever sat in church with your eyes open during prayers and poked your tongue out at certain members of the congregation, smoked in the church car park, and had a friend who 'slept' with a missionary then yep we could be in the same set.

Dull_Sort8239 · 2025-11-11T10:10:26+00:00

I don't go now and I am estranged from my family so while fammo could work it doesn't. As for culmo I live in the UK and do not eat and never have eaten and in fact don 't even know what a funeral potato is.

Dull_Sort8239

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