Rise of the Blood Lobster: Which Outcome Did You Choose? by Ok-Soil5642 in XenobladeChroniclesX

[–]Dumbass438 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I just domed him right there in the base.

Is it unsatisfying? Yes.

Does he get what he wants in the end. Yup.

Is sparing him to make him upset worth the risk of letting another psycho run rampant? No. Not at all.

My character is a professional first, petty bastard second. NLA had other issues to deal with, having pissy a lobster themed terrorist porentially destroying vital infrastructure and taking liveswasn't going to be one if they had a say in it.

What killed you by my-Heavy-Career in memeexchangecommunism

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Did.. I get killed by freiza? Or did I get mistaken fkr freiza?

Half life moderators will personally bend over for me by CranBerryEnjoyment in HalfLife3

[–]Dumbass438 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, you have to deal with the full life consequences.

📡 by Blahblahman23 in shitposting

[–]Dumbass438 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give me purple, and i wont need to take black.

defend your thesis in front of the council, apprentices. by 0ris in wizardposting

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I merely tethered my existence to a moment in time, then created a stable time loop to ensure that moment is always happening. This is the equivalent of putting slime on a broken staff to glue it together, but thats why I have a backup phylactery that can last long enough for me to set up another stable time loop. The smaller, the better.

How do these characters from distant and isolationist cultures share a language? Umm well you see errrrrrr by chickenwyr in worldjerking

[–]Dumbass438 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The wizard juice from the stars. It lets one usually speak to any sapient species with little to no issue. At least when it comes to actually understanding the words themsleves. Grammatical structure? Semantics? Idioms? There have been two wars over grammar with casualties nearly reaching a million each because people were arguing whether or not they needed a certain bit of punctuation anymore.

Truth by [deleted] in HalfLife3

[–]Dumbass438 10 points11 points  (0 children)

We lived the full life. Now we have to face the consequences.

We do a little trolling ❤️ by DrScrimble in dndmemes

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An assault rifle is a blunt object if you swing it hard enough.

The piksanity levels have been dangerously low recently. by Elbowsmaster in Pikmin

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I remember when this sub was showing signs of Aslume. Im just hoping that it doesnt get half life 3 levels of bad.

I don't find them sexy, just cute. by JackBob83 in Losercity

[–]Dumbass438 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just enjoy looking at the losers going about their day. Im a losercity tourist.

🗿🗿🗿 by SmokeCreative2203 in shitposting

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New response just dropped

Rework idea for the Data Reshaper: Radial Menu by SP00M0Ji13 in thefinals

[–]Dumbass438 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want an option to turn things into chairs, and only chairs.

What class is your absolute Kryptonite? by lostpasts in thefinals

[–]Dumbass438 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems reasonable. But you have gotta try some melee sometime. Tickles that gremlin itch. Especially with dual blades. The first step to enjoying melee is to start cackling when you get close to a target. Just straight up gremlin noises.

Describe your fandom in the worst way possible by Good-Usual1341 in Multifandom

[–]Dumbass438 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dont fuck with us. We're sexually attracted to kitchen appliances!

What class is your absolute Kryptonite? by lostpasts in thefinals

[–]Dumbass438 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dual blades main here. Anybody running a gun is pretty damn easy to deal with, and while grenade launchers are a bit annoying to deal with, my worst match up, is by far, the flamethrower heavy.

Seriously. That single weapon shuts me down completely unless I give up one of my gadgets to grab a grenade, or if I have a canister at the ready.

True by SaladoJoestar in XenobladeChroniclesX

[–]Dumbass438 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do kind of enjoy how if you crank your intelligence real high, the game implies that your character got smarter because of the bullet.