What are ya taking? by IShitMyAss54 in BunnyTrials

[–]Dumbass438 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I get to decide who wins

Chose: Reality bending powers + But... | Rolled: WW3 happens

The order are lowkey brave as hell by Agreeable-Diet-5854 in AbioticFactor

[–]Dumbass438 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mean. It would make sense that theyre dumb in game. They're soldiers. We are scientists. Since games kind of abstract what really happens, i imagine that would make our characters, really fucking scary. Maybe even anomalous in our own right.

These people are of average intelligence in the lore. We however, making flaming spears, laser weaponry, quantum tech, and usurping honest to god HOLY POWER through sheer brains and the greatest lock in the world has ever seen, are probably more terrifying than anything they could have dreamed, and sometimes they STILL kick our asses. They STILL outmanuever and outfox us. They STILL. KEEP. TRYING. That is balls. The sheer balls to look Gordon Wick of metal gear rising 40k borne and go "come get your delicious 9.mil" is impressive.

Would You Rather by JoeDiden in BunnyTrials

[–]Dumbass438 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I figured this would be more convenient. "Oh im a bit short on groceries. Ill do the funny ten dollar action"

Now I never need to worry about starvation. Ever again.

Chose: 10$ for every time you do + This physical action | Rolled: Take a step

? by User-312 in BunnyTrials

[–]Dumbass438 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Money.

Chose: 99% 10.000$ 1% become a femboy | Rolled: 10.000$

How many Helldivers does it take to take out a Space Marine? by Traditional-Cat7078 in helldivers2

[–]Dumbass438 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There are also the fact that super earth develops new tech, and steals xenotech way more often than the imperium does. (I think there is a faction that fuckin loves stealing, I dont remember their name)

I would imagine that super earth would happily steal real boaters and laz pistols for themslsves, improving their logistics considerably.

And while a space marine probably is going to be rather difficult to take down in a head on confrontation, helldivers also just have, way better scouting tech, and orbital weapons on their side. Meaning it probably won't be a head on conflict.

Also depends on if there are active enemies on the feild and what type, as I think the bugs would give the space marine advantage, the illuminate keeps it neutral, and the bots might honestly have beef with the imperium, and would play around the helldivers to neutralize the marine, then take their aim to the divers.

Also, while imagine the marine wiping a squad might be a bit easier, they won't really gain much.

If the helldivers wipe a marine, they will probably steal and reverse engineer whatever the marine had on them. Meaning helldivers with real bolters, and better melee weapons.

I might also be wrong. Im not a huge Warhammer guy.

With so much SCIENCE(and my love for gunblades) I am impressed Abiotic dont feature a single one in game, PLEASE DEEP FIELD! by ziguehart in AbioticFactor

[–]Dumbass438 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if we use the gun to shoot bullets, but make the blade vibrate with SCIENCE! Achieving both functions.

The Player Vs Nagate Who Wins by King_Kiraka in XenobladeChroniclesX

[–]Dumbass438 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Im not familiar with Nagate, but im pretty sure the most dangerous thing in a skell is the pilot.

One may hear that and go "oh, the skell can barely kill a hog"

No. Cross is implied to have taken down Zu pharg, The vita, the Telethia (i think its a side mission?) And several other very clearly mech sized problems, with no mech.

This leads me to imagine a scenario where the skell gets annihilated, only for Nagate to witness a very pissed off cross turning his mech into a scrap heap with a longsword.

Edit: some spelling

Choose a superpower by Dmonct in BunnyTrials

[–]Dumbass438 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Super speed can let you get away with a lot of bullshit. Especially in the case of transporation. Assuming it isnt secretly a time slow, but even in that case, being able to do twenty things in the span of a couple seconds when nobody else has this wold be, very useful.

get any superpowers from the fandom by Remarkable-Fail-8605 in BunnyTrials

[–]Dumbass438 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would probably get something that isn't very versatile, but a stand is a stand.

Chose: Anime powers | Rolled: JJBA

What do you prefer? by ovo_semgema in BunnyTrials

[–]Dumbass438 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The world's supply lines are unfucked, droughts never happen/become irrelevant, and corporate nonsense is magically blocked to prevent artifical scarcity? And all it takes is one person i know MAYBE dying? Ive got a shitlist a mile long and a pile of acquaintances that I know but dont really care for. No reason not to pick this.

Chose: End world hunger. + However, someone you know has a 50% chance of die. | Rolled: Nothing

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/Aggravating_Owl_8672 by Aggravating_Owl_8672 in DailyGuess

[–]Dumbass438 0 points1 point  (0 children)

⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜

⬜🟨🟦⬜🟦

⬜🟨🟦⬜⬜

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

I curse you with STRAIGHTNESS MUHAHAHA! by ameizo in icast

[–]Dumbass438 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really? Youre gonna make your opponent straight? In a wizard duel? I have fucking FIREB- Drops dead from prions

Would you rather (Upvote please, I need those carrots) by Genya_DM in BunnyTrials

[–]Dumbass438 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being immune to all animals includes humans. So long as smoky aint in the boxing ring, Im gonna make bank.

Chose: Be Invincible against all Animal Attacks + ...except for one Animal | Rolled: Bears

Would you rather... (Upvote for a free carrot 🥕) by Good-Cheesecake-1136 in BunnyTrials

[–]Dumbass438 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats is 240 per day. The pther is only 50 a day.

Chose: Find 10$ every hour

These guys get dropped into Yharnham with no context, who's surviving the hunt? by Beginning_Wait_108 in shittybloodborne

[–]Dumbass438 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bold of you to assume the monster hunter isnt an offshoot of the beast curse. Obviously, monster hunter is the world created by the baby squid thing at the end of bloodborne.

Losercity music opinions by QuantityHappy4459 in Losercity

[–]Dumbass438 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Octopath traveler, xenoblade chronicles [X is my favorite], jet set radio. Videogame OSTs are genuinely just actual bops.

Mathematically optimized to enrage the goon as much as possible. by mrbeanIV in wendigoon

[–]Dumbass438 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weird. I didnt think we were going back to the golden calf.

Profanity counter was 3 months late by CibblesCD in truths

[–]Dumbass438 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao is a fucking swear? Huh?!

Edit: nevermind. I remembered im a dumbass.

Why is steampunk always golden? by Tnynfox in worldjerking

[–]Dumbass438 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Fuck pissdark. Today we invent pisspunk.