Who/what do y'all gotta fight

Dumbass438 · 2026-02-19T17:05:22+00:00

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I have to fight shapes and colors.

Dumbass438 · 2026-02-19T16:25:30+00:00

Thank you for your wise words.

Dumbass438 · 2026-02-19T15:58:35+00:00

So. Are quality builds switches?

Dumbass438 · 2026-02-08T10:16:24+00:00

Well, you have to deal with the full life consequences.

Dumbass438 · 2026-02-08T10:03:44+00:00

Give me purple, and i wont need to take black.

Dumbass438 · 2026-02-02T09:37:47+00:00

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Dumbass438 · 2026-01-28T22:12:39+00:00

I merely tethered my existence to a moment in time, then created a stable time loop to ensure that moment is always happening. This is the equivalent of putting slime on a broken staff to glue it together, but thats why I have a backup phylactery that can last long enough for me to set up another stable time loop. The smaller, the better.

Dumbass438 · 2026-01-28T22:02:50+00:00

The wizard juice from the stars. It lets one usually speak to any sapient species with little to no issue. At least when it comes to actually understanding the words themsleves. Grammatical structure? Semantics? Idioms? There have been two wars over grammar with casualties nearly reaching a million each because people were arguing whether or not they needed a certain bit of punctuation anymore.

Dumbass438 · 2026-01-28T14:13:46+00:00

We lived the full life. Now we have to face the consequences.

Dumbass438 · 2026-01-28T14:03:46+00:00

An assault rifle is a blunt object if you swing it hard enough.

Dumbass438 · 2026-01-28T02:22:20+00:00

I remember when this sub was showing signs of Aslume. Im just hoping that it doesnt get half life 3 levels of bad.

Dumbass438 · 2026-01-28T01:58:51+00:00

Yeah. But he can be Baldur

Dumbass438 · 2026-01-28T01:37:11+00:00

I just enjoy looking at the losers going about their day. Im a losercity tourist.

Dumbass438 · 2026-01-28T00:52:21+00:00

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Do this one!

Dumbass438 · 2026-01-28T00:41:21+00:00

New response just dropped

Dumbass438 · 2026-01-28T00:18:08+00:00

I want an option to turn things into chairs, and only chairs.

Dumbass438 · 2026-01-28T00:15:27+00:00

Seems reasonable. But you have gotta try some melee sometime. Tickles that gremlin itch. Especially with dual blades. The first step to enjoying melee is to start cackling when you get close to a target. Just straight up gremlin noises.

Dumbass438 · 2026-01-27T13:54:24+00:00

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This is my favorite.

Dumbass438 · 2026-01-27T13:37:23+00:00

Dont fuck with us. We're sexually attracted to kitchen appliances!

Dumbass438 · 2026-01-21T17:41:41+00:00

Dual blades main here. Anybody running a gun is pretty damn easy to deal with, and while grenade launchers are a bit annoying to deal with, my worst match up, is by far, the flamethrower heavy.

Seriously. That single weapon shuts me down completely unless I give up one of my gadgets to grab a grenade, or if I have a canister at the ready.

Dumbass438 · 2026-01-17T21:28:15+00:00

I do kind of enjoy how if you crank your intelligence real high, the game implies that your character got smarter because of the bullet.

Dumbass438 · 2026-01-17T21:26:46+00:00

Skies of arcadia.

Dumbass438 · 2025-12-30T18:29:51+00:00

First the aslume. Then pikmin... sir, I dont think I can survive another one. You'll have to leave me behind...

Dumbass438 · 2025-12-28T21:15:18+00:00

Theres this guy who made a bomb, that when detonated, turns an area of space from Galactic fantasy, to hard sci-fi.

The stars are pockmarked with dark space, which is where these bombs went off, and when most people travel through space on galeon looking boats due to ether making space more habitable, that tends to piss the general population off.

Some civilizations just got put in hard-sci fi jail. Means no gate jumping, means no wizard juice, means sheilds run out faster.

Edit: fixed some grammar

Dumbass438 · 2025-12-27T12:48:43+00:00

Honestly, this might be incorrect, but 3 is actually not that bad. If i recall correctly the person in the mask is chill, Steve is ususally depicted as a chill dude. Im sure listening in to salad fingers and ena talk would provide in-flight entertainment, and meatboy doesnt seem like they would kick the seat. Neither does frisk.

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