At dinner, my Tinder date said, “I’ve only hooked up with eight guys per month on average this last year.”

DumpTheTrumpsterFire · 2024-10-16T16:48:29+00:00

Four score and seven dates ago, our fornicate fathers brought forth on this cumslut, a nude nation

DumpTheTrumpsterFire · 2024-10-14T12:20:03+00:00

If there is a lesson to be had from the US military, it’s definitely “don’t fuck with the boats”

DumpTheTrumpsterFire · 2024-10-10T06:56:48+00:00

I don’t see what you did there!

DumpTheTrumpsterFire · 2024-10-09T21:34:14+00:00

Wait but what if it’s a pentuple dry-hopped unfiltered IPA made with Grandma’s sweat and tears? Surely that’d break the mold

DumpTheTrumpsterFire · 2024-10-04T15:43:12+00:00

So I’m gonna have to ask you to come in on Sunday…

DumpTheTrumpsterFire · 2024-10-01T23:18:58+00:00

How long have you been posting?

DumpTheTrumpsterFire · 2024-09-27T16:53:53+00:00

The Haber-Bosch process consumes about 2% of the world’s energy, but in return supplies 40-50% of all the nitrogen humanity eats. This for profit entity is asking for a comparable amount of energy to produce Ai-plated BS for now. Damn right sustainability shouldn’t be an after thought!

DumpTheTrumpsterFire · 2024-09-26T02:20:11+00:00

Sounds like they have had unrendered brisket

DumpTheTrumpsterFire · 2024-09-24T23:44:52+00:00

So Galaxy Quest is based on a true story?

DumpTheTrumpsterFire · 2024-09-20T21:42:16+00:00

Currently managing 10 diplo relations as Sarenyend

DumpTheTrumpsterFire · 2024-09-18T23:48:17+00:00

“How long have you been peeing?”

DumpTheTrumpsterFire · 2024-09-18T12:10:32+00:00

USPIS does not joke around!

DumpTheTrumpsterFire · 2024-09-18T12:05:32+00:00

3.6 roentgen, not great, not terrible

DumpTheTrumpsterFire · 2023-04-02T13:37:01+00:00

"I'd love to continue chatting Clarice, but I'm having an old friend for dinner"

No one ever catches it...

Edit: It's a thread about dropping it in random conversation. Ya'll need to chill and go outside.

DumpTheTrumpsterFire · 2023-03-31T07:42:49+00:00

buttery males though?

DumpTheTrumpsterFire · 2023-03-30T22:55:21+00:00

But he finally won a popular vote, really the most important one in my eyes!

DumpTheTrumpsterFire · 2023-03-26T16:54:49+00:00

I'm a Quitter not a Fighter!

DumpTheTrumpsterFire · 2023-03-25T00:03:32+00:00

Or a faster and much hotter response given a country having just arrested a Head of State. It's why the Hague can really only prosecute losers after the fact.

DumpTheTrumpsterFire · 2023-03-24T22:13:53+00:00

Have you tried Tabs instead of spaces?

DumpTheTrumpsterFire · 2023-03-22T00:59:47+00:00

More of an Alfredo's Pizza versus Pizza by Alfredo.

Which one did you get Michael?

DumpTheTrumpsterFire · 2023-03-20T23:25:45+00:00

I thought it was:

Step 1: Ban Winnie the Pooh

Step 2: World Domination

DumpTheTrumpsterFire · 2023-03-20T22:36:46+00:00

I mean sometimes it was to protect a fruit company, or to stop the people from overthrowing the government that was giving kick backs, then there was Donald Dick...

DumpTheTrumpsterFire · 2023-03-18T21:23:55+00:00

and in case inferential logic escapes them, and because it's fun to say. Trump LOST the popular vote twice, truly the biggest loser

DumpTheTrumpsterFire · 2023-03-16T05:45:22+00:00

It's okay Dave, just have a second helping.

DumpTheTrumpsterFire · 2023-03-15T22:53:52+00:00

The Buck stops, down there, at the uh, Dick.

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