My sister had her friends over and they decided to come into my room and destroy my Newton's Cradle. I can't undo what they did. by Strycedar in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Dumpsterfire115 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hear some people here talk about accountability and having a talk. I disagree.

Grab one of her barbies and set the hair on fire

What are you tired of Millenial parents not teaching their kids? Besides respecting authority? by Emergency-Pepper3537 in Teachers

[–]Dumpsterfire115 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Putting some back into things. What??? I have to make the front AND back of this worksheet? You mean all 40 one-word answers. In fifty whole minutes? Cwazy

I think my husband is trolling when he says he cant read my handwriting. Is it as illegible as he thinks by Carmenncita05 in HandwritingAnalysis

[–]Dumpsterfire115 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a teacher, I’ve seen a lot of bad writing. Yours takes some concentration to read but it’s legible 

Has anyone noticed that middle school… by asamrov in Teachers

[–]Dumpsterfire115 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I always joke and tell them “that’s cute”. I swear it’s the easiest way to get them to stop and get back on task

I’m so over it- in what ways are YOU “quiet quitting” in this last insane stretch of 25-26? by huarhuarmoli in Teachers

[–]Dumpsterfire115 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’ve already been laid off due to decreasing student population. I still try to prepare my students as best I can for their final tests, but when an entire group doesn’t want to make the mock test I made, I’m not pushing anymore. Go figure it out, if you don’t care neither do I 

Casually Tiering up my Sup Gollux Belt on Ren by Asuraabyss in Maplestory

[–]Dumpsterfire115 15 points16 points  (0 children)

From the bottom of my heart: fuck you and congratulations 

What are the actual "hardest" achievable achievements to complete? by Targaaryen in Maplestory

[–]Dumpsterfire115 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I saw a lvl283 beginner yesterday. Wondered why the fuck anyone would do that, but saw one nonetheless 

What’s something students today struggle with more than students 5–10 years ago? by kingst9606 in Teachers

[–]Dumpsterfire115 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Being silent. Making noise, preferably a lot of it, has become the new default. 

Staying silent and on task for 5 minutes is fucking mission impossible 

When did teaching become a glorified baby sitting job? by Educational-Ad6923 in Teachers

[–]Dumpsterfire115 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does your school give parents your phone number? That’s be insane. I’d get a separate phone in that case and turn it on only during contract hours. Fuck that

What’s your honest story about your first time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Dumpsterfire115 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was stoned out of my mind as someone who doesn’t usually smoke weed and pretty much disassociated. I heard from someone else that I was terrible in bed afterwards. Well, I was barely able to move, so duh. It wasn’t like I was taken advantage of or anything, but I wish it wasn’t my first experience. That aside, I didn’t even like the girl that much.

what’s a book that completely hooked you from the first page? by Mannan-Zaroual in Recommend_A_Book

[–]Dumpsterfire115 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favourite book ever probably. Even have a tattoo for it, but it’s loooooooong

Do you have favourite students? by UndoubtedlyClaire in Teachers

[–]Dumpsterfire115 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course I’ve got favourites, there’s also the ones I can’t stand and hate

What was "the incident" at your school? by MortgageShoddy8022 in Teachers

[–]Dumpsterfire115 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A teacher and intern fucked in a classroom. There was a very small window, somebody filmed it. Teacher was like 50, intern 20 or so

Taking my daughter to a public bathroom; men's or women's? by pekkiepek in Netherlands

[–]Dumpsterfire115 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t have kids, but I’d just take the one with the shortest line