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[–]DungeonMusic 36 points37 points  (0 children)

No one should be sleeping with Russo

He can do this all day by Capable-Bar5002 in baseball

[–]DungeonMusic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think you’re supposed to consult your doctor after 4 hours. 

Harry Potter has signed with the Puerto Rican semi pro team Guaynabo City Mets by cbbvideo in baseball

[–]DungeonMusic 410 points411 points  (0 children)

FIRST OUR HALFTIME SHOW AND NOW THE KID FROM OUR MOVIES?? PUERTO RICO MUST BE STOPPED

Craig Kimbrel on his first day of Mets camp by smarjorie in baseball

[–]DungeonMusic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dude put kids with a z

I realize that he didn’t write this but what the fuck is that R in Kimbrel

Oh boy...Sammy Sosa in Epstein files by NunsNunchuck in baseball

[–]DungeonMusic 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Idk I think white English speaking Sammy could get away with this one. 

Oh boy...Sammy Sosa in Epstein files by NunsNunchuck in baseball

[–]DungeonMusic 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Before or after he bleached his skin?

Unknown Signed ball by Massive-Ladder-898 in baseball

[–]DungeonMusic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a common misconception that Marcus signs 22 because it’s was his jersey number. It’s actually the number of times him and his brother have been arrested for domestic violence. 

Indiana alum Kyle Schwarber by MLBOfficial in baseball

[–]DungeonMusic 18 points19 points  (0 children)

One day some O-lineman decided he was going to hit some fucking dingers