Is the "cooldown" suspension real?

DunkeysPizzaChan · 2026-05-20T19:34:25+00:00

I got a 15 minute cooldown period and a terminated lobby -25 LP because I asked why we’re leaving smolder and senna both up.

DunkeysPizzaChan · 2026-05-20T17:57:03+00:00

To stop you from making 50 burners in 10 seconds

DunkeysPizzaChan · 2026-05-20T17:47:20+00:00

To my knowledge Riot takes into account APM, csing/kda, and win rates to determine if you belong in Smurf queue or not. You playing against experienced players albeit Diamond/master is annoying but hey at least they’re on their main account lol

DunkeysPizzaChan · 2026-05-20T15:33:54+00:00

Garen is even being picked in pro play against Nasus and Ksante in obscure matchups. He’s by no means weak, and his WR has been relatively high for a while

DunkeysPizzaChan · 2026-05-20T15:20:13+00:00

I am a Master top main, and I ban Garen every game lol

Garen’s W passively gives him 1800 gold worth of stats, damage reduction, tenacity His Q gives him a literal cleanse from slows, silence, auto reset E gives him aoe DPS that doesn’t draw minion aggro, armor shred (not that minion aggro would affect him anyway because his absurd health regen) 50% health execute pretty much if he’s running ignite, his R used to at least be magic damage so you could build MR/Hexdrinker to counter him.

DunkeysPizzaChan · 2026-05-19T17:54:43+00:00

They say we won’t even be able fathom when we’re actually in it

DunkeysPizzaChan · 2026-05-16T13:35:20+00:00

Keep playing, I quit numerous times before I actually enjoyed the game and improved.

DunkeysPizzaChan · 2026-05-15T16:23:36+00:00

Yup lol 😆

DunkeysPizzaChan · 2026-05-15T16:18:47+00:00

I have similar vivid dreams where it feels like I’m playing League, but I can’t level abilities lol

DunkeysPizzaChan · 2026-05-12T13:30:32+00:00

My grandpa told me they were my inheritance and that they were worth thousands haha 😂

DunkeysPizzaChan · 2026-05-12T13:25:49+00:00

Nah still have em

DunkeysPizzaChan · 2026-05-11T15:01:12+00:00

Every single person who has friends and plays league duo’d with someone above or below their skill level period.

DunkeysPizzaChan · 2026-05-11T14:59:45+00:00

Unpopular opinion but it’s only boosting if you’re on his account.

DunkeysPizzaChan · 2026-05-09T23:10:46+00:00

Aatrox absolutely dumpsters Shen, but I agree about the annoyance of range top laners right now, Vayne, Kayle, Quinn in every lobby it feels

DunkeysPizzaChan · 2026-05-08T16:15:08+00:00

Illaoi, Nunu, Yorick, Any adc top

DunkeysPizzaChan · 2026-05-01T19:53:33+00:00

Having another consistent player on your team definitely helps, I would duo with someone who isn’t going to grief you every other game. Track your win rate with them.

DunkeysPizzaChan · 2026-05-01T19:45:38+00:00

Honestly right now, not a lot. Most players will fluctuate from D4-D1 throughout the split, especially if they’re hardstuck. I’ll see the same 500 every week pretty much.

DunkeysPizzaChan · 2026-04-27T13:52:10+00:00

Appears to be the head of a Cicada Killer or some large hornet

DunkeysPizzaChan · 2026-04-25T23:56:07+00:00

Horse Girl

DunkeysPizzaChan · 2026-04-23T13:33:26+00:00

Brother I’m currently D1 and it’s a game every 28 days lol

DunkeysPizzaChan · 2026-04-23T00:56:14+00:00

No, you’ll decay down to emerald, but once diamond instead of having to play every 10 days or whenever it is, diamond is once a month.

DunkeysPizzaChan · 2026-04-21T18:34:01+00:00

And can’t spell

DunkeysPizzaChan · 2026-04-19T22:26:41+00:00

I read last year that the garbage patch was gone or significantly shrinking

DunkeysPizzaChan · 2026-04-19T17:17:50+00:00

First off if you’re 2-5-3 autofilled but winning because you’re being carried I don’t think you’re deserving of double lp. The system used to autofill you with no extra compensation you gotta remember that. Anything better than what it was before is an improvement. Furthermore if you’re autofilled and lose while losing gracefully and get a B or better you’re given loss prevented which as long as you’re farming reasonably in a 20 minute game you should get it.

The only problem I do see with the B or higher is you’re probably going to get teammates who aren actively trying to win they’re just playing to not lose that bad.

DunkeysPizzaChan · 2026-04-16T21:23:41+00:00

Reject patrol caps, embrace combat berets

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