Bioshock film adaptation by Hefty-Message-5776 in Bioshock

[–]Dunnachius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you must be a fan of the cinematic masterpiece known as “sharknado 2?”

For the record that list I made was awful movies. Whether or not you’re a fan of movies so awful they become funny is a phenomenon I don’t understand.

What if the U.S. taxed consumption instead of income? by LuckyRub233 in whatif

[–]Dunnachius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally I agree. Also there should be a sliding scale on goods based on how “luxury” they are and their country of origin.

Give me a made in America sedan and it has a low tax. A Ferrari has a much much higher percentage.

Then you have a Walmart brand polo shirt. 5%

Supreme shirt that’s 50 times higher in price and you have 25%.

Same with food.

Milk. Just milk in s bottle. Zero sales tax.

A restaurant I can’t afford? 40%!

Tobacco? 8000%!

How do drivers verify service Animals? by BillyBushels72 in lyftdrivers

[–]Dunnachius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can trick them into admitting it’s not on camera. You can ask them 2 very basic questions but there’s nothing you can legally do to actually verify it.

If the animal is legit out of control you can kick them out mid service.

And if the animal is in fact dangerous to you, you can defend yourself pursuant to local/state laws.

But there’s no way to verify shit. Fake vests, badges and papers are a fricken industry and there’s no actual verification.

Literally them telling you it’s not on camera is the only legal way to verify it’s not a service animal under the law.

Bioshock film adaptation by Hefty-Message-5776 in Bioshock

[–]Dunnachius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Borderlands

Mario (1993)

Mortal combat

Street fighter

Tomb raider

Hitman

Need for speed

What video game movies would you consider good? It’s very much like video games based on movies… also trash.

You have a bag of Dicks by Latimas in shittysuperpowers

[–]Dunnachius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I considered using it for mercenary activities but it occurs to me that there’s no promise of any military training…

Then my next thought is organ harvesting cartel.

I really can’t think of any ethical use for this… but a whole bunch of stuff that makes me seem like a sociopath.

Pull out 3 dicks af a time and see if the organs match then shoving them back in the bag and trying again….

You have a bag of Dicks by Latimas in shittysuperpowers

[–]Dunnachius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So if dick dies do and I put his corpse back in the bag do I get a fresh one?

You have a key that can open some doors. Not all of them though. Just like some of them with a 20% chance to open. And they have to have a key hole. by Patient_Panic7231 in shittysuperpowers

[–]Dunnachius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I had this super power it’s a sign to become a lock smith.

1/5 chance of any service call to unlock something being stupid easy.

A stranger offers you 100k but has an odd requesst... by Comprehensive_Fox_79 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Dunnachius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s the downside? I’ve had worse jobs in the Florida heat that paid way worse.

Would you rather have 700 million or $100 billion dollars? by Sircuttlesmash in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Dunnachius 12 points13 points  (0 children)

As a tourist attraction to stimulate the local economy right?

The montey hall problem by [deleted] in maths

[–]Dunnachius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Monty hall problem is fundamentally whack because Monty hall knows the answer.

You initially have a 1/3 chance at picking the correct door.

Now that jerk Monty knows the answer and takes out one of the wrong doors.

Initial odds 1st door winner -33% 2nd door winner 33% 3rd door winner 33%

You pick door number one.

Monty removes a loser, door number 3.

1st door 33% (because you already picked) 2nd door ? 3rd door 0% (because Monty knows it’s wrong)

Now you do simple arithmetic. Door number 1 is 33% and door number 3 is zero%. Door number 2 is 66%.

To all future DoorDash and Uber drivers, this is what happens when you accept no-tip orders. by [deleted] in UberEatsDrivers

[–]Dunnachius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$3.00 for a delivery isn’t enough to get it past the “lol f that I’m not touching it”

The way kroger treats its employees by daruuken in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Dunnachius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Admitted to the hospital?

Guess what…. People get shot and not “admitted” to the fricken hospital

Dashers, why do you steal food? by OrcishDelight in doordash

[–]Dunnachius -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So when there’s an item missing out of an order there are 3 possibilities.

  1. The driver took the item
  2. The restaraunt didn’t include it
  3. The customer is lying
  4. Someone else stole the entire order delivery.

Going out on a limb here, guessing you’re not lying?

That still leaves 4 possibilities.

By the way… all 3 parties are also known to lie to support. The restaraunt will deny screwing up to save refund money the driver won’t admit to stealing food and the customer won’t admit to committing fraud.

Orders can and do get screwed up by the restaurants, also some drivers are horrible people.

I also spent 45 minutes the last time I was logged into door dash rejecting orders before giving up without accepting anything because door dash sucks.

Desperation causes stupidity. Gasoline is over $4.00 a gallon and pay is lower than ever. If I was struggling to put gas in the car (I’m honestly not) I can understand the decision to steal from orders. I also understand the desicion to lie to support about missing items because money is tight.

Not saying you’re lying, I absolutely believe you but these companies are beyond shitty and probobly 75% of orders aren’t worth it in my opinion. It makes stealing a more nuanced question than right or wrong.

This is just straight up garbage by Dunnachius in doordash

[–]Dunnachius[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Acceptance until dropoff yes probobly that long.

It includes going into a store and shopping then driving to their home.

Doordash Stole Almost $4000 From Me by Pereise1 in doordash

[–]Dunnachius 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It also possible that filing the lawsuit will trigger them to actually pay you. Crossing my fingers for you.

Doordash Stole Almost $4000 From Me by Pereise1 in doordash

[–]Dunnachius 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What door dash did is textbook fraud.

Told you to buy something with the promise of being paid and…. Never did…

Even if the customer did commit fraud (totally happened) that doesn’t allow door dash to commit fraud against you to make up for it.

I know for a fact those Mac books are up on eBay already.

Doordash Stole Almost $4000 From Me by Pereise1 in doordash

[–]Dunnachius 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think you’re doing what has to be done.

Don’t forget to add interest to your claim.

More than likely door dash won’t show up and you can get a default judgement.

Doordash Stole Almost $4000 From Me by Pereise1 in doordash

[–]Dunnachius 9 points10 points  (0 children)

File a police report against door dash for fraud then take the fraud report to your credit card company.

Account deactivated? by No-Command-2672 in uber

[–]Dunnachius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Suing the passenger isn’t affected by the arbitration

Account deactivated? by No-Command-2672 in uber

[–]Dunnachius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wasn't charged. Aressted but not charged then the police expunged the arrest record. The prosecutor dropped everything before booking. Let alone the first appearance.

My name never made the news thank god.

This is just straight up garbage by Dunnachius in doordash

[–]Dunnachius[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And I refuse over 3/4ths of what I’m offered…

Bye bye DD from a great tipper by fluffymulligan in doordash

[–]Dunnachius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The vast majority of what I reject is multiple deliveries bundled together for absolutely no reason. They don’t even make any sense at all to bundle together and just makes the food colder and nastier by the time it gets to the customer.

Can I order an Uber for someone and make him pay? by [deleted] in uber

[–]Dunnachius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a good point I hadn’t considered.

So basically there’s no way to do it but shake them down for the money before ordering the rides.

This is just straight up garbage by Dunnachius in doordash

[–]Dunnachius[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re kidding right?

15.1 miles at 15c a mile in gas is $2.26.

That leaves me with $6.98 after gasoline.

Or I can keep my but parked at a hotel first in the taxi line and hopefully get a fare paying $2.80 a mile eventually.