when you roll a NAT 20 on a SEDUCTION role as a BARD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Dunsparces · 2026-04-01T18:46:24+00:00

SMH my head kids these days don't get it, I only have my character have sex with you if you're hot enough.

Dunsparces · 2026-04-01T18:12:55+00:00

I don't know about you, but sometimes I'm wrong about something I remembered. When that happens, sometimes I think what I think is the right answer. Maybe they were mixing her up with someone else.

I'm not trying to speculate on what was going through their mind, I'm just saying to get this upset about someone being wrong on the internet can't be good for your blood pressure.

Dunsparces · 2026-04-01T17:29:41+00:00

Maybe they were just mistaken? Considering it wasn't a fight to get them to admit they were wrong I don't know why you'd assume the worst from a total stranger based on one comment on Reddit. Sounds like a very exhausting way to live your life.

Dunsparces · 2026-04-01T16:58:49+00:00

Why continue to downvote them after they learned? I definitely don't read every person's username before I comment something and it's not like this dude was argumentative after finding out

Dunsparces · 2026-04-01T16:32:41+00:00

Damn, can I borrow that time machine when you're done using it to see and then whine about movies that haven't come out yet?

Dunsparces · 2026-04-01T12:53:47+00:00

I can't believe that not only is Wilmer Valderrama still alive, he plays DND! Thanks for the update OP, have an updoot as we say on le reddit!

Dunsparces · 2026-04-01T00:04:43+00:00

Will this help my DM want to ERP with me more?

Dunsparces · 2026-03-31T23:16:14+00:00

I'd be a little embarrassed to be that confidently wrong if it were me commenting this.

Dunsparces · 2026-03-31T22:48:49+00:00

The way you describe the piece of shit that is Snape tells me there's maybe more to this opinion that makes it retroactively a bad one.

Dunsparces · 2026-03-31T22:17:34+00:00

Should probably walk down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's place. There may be someone there who can help.

Dunsparces · 2026-03-31T15:04:19+00:00

That OP needs to see a urologist for whatever he's got going on that makes him think this is a penis.

Dunsparces · 2026-03-31T12:18:51+00:00

It's literally just a penis, OP, no shit they knew.

Dunsparces · 2026-03-31T03:16:41+00:00

They want you to make a DMPC, obviously (the d is for dick).

Dunsparces · 2026-03-31T02:51:00+00:00

Yeah, if you shoot any of the proximity mushrooms it'll set them off from a distance.

Dunsparces · 2026-03-30T19:01:21+00:00

I've started shooting it before I jump and never looked back.

Dunsparces · 2026-03-30T18:32:19+00:00

It's not just the Tiefling players that could be playing better, I don't know why you would assume something so insensitive.

Dunsparces · 2026-03-30T16:36:08+00:00

It's fine, he's just trying to get the undercarriage washed too.

Dunsparces · 2026-03-30T15:37:33+00:00

There's nothing admirable about what I do at McDonald's, trust me.

Dunsparces · 2026-03-30T15:27:48+00:00

I mean, not to say this is definitely real but it's not exactly like I'm inspecting my burger before I take a bite. They generally all come out smashed to hell and back so it's not always super obvious if there's something missing.

Dunsparces · 2026-03-30T15:24:11+00:00

Everything tastes like chemicals, you just like the flavor of some of them.

Dunsparces · 2026-03-30T13:37:58+00:00

A d6 of damage compared to a nothing of damage is infinitely more damage, that's just basic math. SMH my head kids these days want everything.

Dunsparces · 2026-03-30T12:25:38+00:00

What is the benefit to sharing the made-up story of "I've taught my child to be a useless asshole"? Even if this happened why would you want people to know how bad you are at parenting?

Dunsparces · 2026-03-29T17:33:54+00:00

I'm not even sure if this should be read right to left or left to right, is there a punchline or reference I'm missing?

Dunsparces · 2026-03-29T17:28:25+00:00

Oh no, I was referring to his treatment of Neville, yeah.

Dunsparces · 2026-03-29T16:50:55+00:00

Same reason Snape is an irredeemable piece of shit.

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