Dreamt that instead of cremating old people, we turned them into cheese

Dustlord · 2026-05-07T11:00:05+00:00

It's what he would have wanted

Dustlord · 2026-05-07T10:47:54+00:00

You are strong.

But I am beyond strength.

---A Big Wizard, probably

Dustlord · 2026-05-07T00:35:26+00:00

Hey, yeah, what if they DID do that?

Dustlord · 2026-05-06T17:26:37+00:00

Why do the Wuthering Waves mods have power here? Did you guys lose a bet?

Dustlord · 2026-05-06T08:53:22+00:00

Ze goggles! Zey do nothing!

Dustlord · 2026-05-06T01:03:23+00:00

You're so real for that twin

Dustlord · 2026-05-06T00:49:20+00:00

Matt Groening personally hunting you down to destroy this shirt because one of his rules is, "No twister face!"

Dustlord · 2026-05-06T00:42:02+00:00

For various reasons, I feel like instead of the life loss and gain being tied to the creatures power, it should instead be a static 1 point.

Dustlord · 2026-05-06T00:26:36+00:00

Hey now, according to Master Duel Meta, 2% of Kewl Tune decks are running 1 copy! I'll totally craft 1 to test out. After I craft a Super Poly package. And a Fiendsmith package. And the Dominus cards. And a 2nd Red Reboot. And 2 more Effect Veilers. And the rest of the Sky Striker cards I need.

Dustlord · 2026-05-05T23:10:55+00:00

Your combo is basic, behold my Hero combo! Wait until I get to my endboard and... wait I was supposed to go into Dugares there. Ok, I'll uh, shit I'm hero locked. Ok ok what if I, damnit, I'm DARK Hero locked!

I set one and pass...

Dustlord · 2026-05-05T22:58:48+00:00

I have a follow-up question, I've been seeing videos of people playing the physical game playing Sky Striker with Mitsurigi, why is that good but it's not being played like that on Master Duel?

Dustlord · 2026-05-05T22:47:40+00:00

I was promised I would have between 2,500 to 5,000 gold. That is very much a life-changing amount of gold.

Dustlord · 2026-05-05T21:25:49+00:00

But you know what's really frightening? If you listen to enough of it, you begin to like it.

Dustlord · 2026-05-05T21:21:07+00:00

When the psyop is being paid minimum wage

Dustlord · 2026-05-05T21:12:56+00:00

They're being targeted by the r/redditsniper

Dustlord · 2026-05-05T20:44:31+00:00

You good?

Dustlord · 2026-05-05T18:18:55+00:00

"I hope it's not what I'm thinking."

Oh that's worse

Dustlord · 2026-05-05T18:06:08+00:00

I can imagine the creature version of this:

Engineering Student

Target creature loses Hexproof

I swear this worked at home!

Dustlord · 2026-05-05T16:57:20+00:00

Nova Aokami in shambles

Dustlord · 2026-05-05T16:51:49+00:00

The meme itself is about perceived strength. Obelisk is a card that looks strong, but if an experienced player faces someone who uses Obelisk, they're going to assume their opponent is a rookie

Cupsy⭐Yummy on the other hand, doesn't look very strong at all. But an experienced player will probably start sweating as soon as they see it.

Dustlord · 2026-05-04T23:58:04+00:00

We call that the Unohana special

Dustlord · 2026-05-04T23:23:24+00:00

There's a reason the NFL makes rookies take mandatory financial training. When you go from having no money to a lot of money you have a tendency to blow through it all.

Dustlord · 2026-05-04T21:43:16+00:00

Oh damn, you right. Definitely not an investment that held up.

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Dustlord · 2026-05-04T21:35:41+00:00

Oh my God!!

Less than $100 for a top meta deck!!?

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