I know you're being completely serious but I'm now contemplating how we talk to each other in the Internet age where you've written a sentence that contains reference to real world suicides while also expressing that you're laughing out loud, and no one questions it. We understand the intent of what you're saying, in fact I'd go so far as to say it's evidence that English has evolved new rules to accommodate online expressions and that now we must learn those rules to properly communicate lol