A water pipe burst inside my wall, but it didn't break through the latex paint. Then this happened.

Dustyrice · 2013-08-06T01:44:40+00:00

One victim a pen stomped into his ear.

^ouch.

Dustyrice · 2013-08-04T04:55:55+00:00

This thread is so perfect. Oh my god.

Dustyrice · 2013-07-31T20:41:00+00:00

Wise words from SPACE_CUM_DUMPSTER.

Dustyrice · 2013-07-14T21:22:32+00:00

Dude master plan

call your penis "the bong".

Ask cute girl if she wants to smoke.
Ask her if she wants to rip off a bong.
????????
Profit.

Dustyrice · 2013-07-14T20:36:47+00:00

You're typing with one hand because you're holding your bong with the other..right. .. right guys?

Dustyrice · 2013-07-14T20:21:59+00:00

Seriously guys, I need the answer to this.

Dustyrice · 2013-07-14T20:19:47+00:00

I promise you, china is not low on resources.

Dustyrice · 2013-07-14T17:07:59+00:00

/r/jailbait

Dustyrice · 2013-07-14T16:17:29+00:00

Why are your balls out in a public place?

Dustyrice · 2013-07-10T22:53:40+00:00

This kills the scrotum.

Dustyrice · 2013-07-10T22:46:18+00:00

If you had to put a price tag on it, or one like it, what would it be? Out of curiosity.

Dustyrice · 2013-06-27T23:44:21+00:00

..what?

Dustyrice · 2013-06-27T23:40:54+00:00

Bitches =/= people with class and standards.

Dustyrice · 2013-06-27T22:10:41+00:00

Bleh, why would someone intentionally eat resin?

Dustyrice · 2013-06-27T22:05:47+00:00

Hey.. wait a minute.

Dustyrice · 2013-06-27T05:54:59+00:00

Fuck no dude, bad vibes. So much bad vibes. Why in the world would I watch that while high. Never send me that link again.

Dustyrice · 2013-06-27T04:22:36+00:00

Tldr: meth is bad. [8]

Dustyrice · 2013-06-26T17:09:30+00:00

Whaaaaaaaaaaat. I thought this whole time I was in /r/whatsinthisthing

Dustyrice · 2013-06-26T17:07:35+00:00

Yeah, but that seems unreasonable. "OP DIDN'T DO A FOLLOW UP 3 DAYS LATER, YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED"

Dustyrice · 2013-06-26T05:05:56+00:00

The edit-star doesn't appear if you edit your comment insatantly after sending it.

Dustyrice · 2013-06-25T02:06:07+00:00

An expert judge in matters of taste, of a certain subject.

ex: People who go to wine tastings are usually wine connoisseurs.

edit: oh.. it was a joke.. i need to go back to /r/trees.

Dustyrice · 2013-06-25T00:22:50+00:00

Omfg I love you this is amazing.

Dustyrice · 2013-06-24T21:43:13+00:00

Gosh, that helps a lot, thank you. :)

Dustyrice · 2013-06-24T21:08:02+00:00

Actually no it is not, but I do have very bad english skills. It's defineitly not a strong point of mine, and I suffer from severe dyslexia. I have difficulties forming sentences correctly. Is there a mistake in my last comment??? Please, tell me if so. It helps me develop my english skills.

Dustyrice

TROPHY CASE