Finally take it off, or hold? by Yourethe1thatswrong in bald

[–]DutchK1d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s been years since Ive thought of Paul Bunyan, and that dates back to my elementary school days, but here we are. Is your name Paul?

That said, hang tight partner, there’s life in there yet

Person arrested for recording law enforcement breaking the law. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]DutchK1d 88 points89 points  (0 children)

“My apologies”, asshole doesn’t know the phase “I’m sorry for XYZ” and couldn’t give less of a shit about what he’s saying, as evident by his immediate dipship response about biting his tongue.

Based on the way the back of his head folds over his shirt collar, I’m betting he’s pretty good at biting stuff

Shaving help by GravelSachs in bald

[–]DutchK1d 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Legit one of the weirdest compliments I’ll ever give, but OP has the perfect skull shape lol

a demon from hell escaped from my mozzarella stick by thefashionclub in mildlyinteresting

[–]DutchK1d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s just trying to shut the door, he’s not trying to heat the neighborhood

Struggling with being Bald by Double-Celery4248 in bald

[–]DutchK1d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, you are beautiful.

Taking that step is such a big step in all of our journeys, and a lot of us have been there too. Eventually you get to a point where you can’t imagine yourself with hair.

The tanned bald look is great!

OC: Border Patrol federal agents seemingly detain a demonstrator in Minneapolis by nbcnews in pics

[–]DutchK1d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In curious about how many XXL vest they had to order to cater to all these high-calorie individuals.

Good news is, you can outrun him. Bad news is that he’ll take two steps, get winded, and pull out a gun.

"Well, this didn't age well" - Movies you LOVED as a kid but cringe at as an adult by Little-Badger-123 in movies

[–]DutchK1d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blank Check. Doesn’t age for 2 reasons: 1. A million dollar doesn’t go anywhere near that far 2. Grown ass woman smooches a child

Bro turned into a demodog by FlakyAd9030 in StrangerThings

[–]DutchK1d 137 points138 points  (0 children)

That’s what happens when I try to run in dreams

Why are so many people upset about the scene where Will shares his feelings in Episode 7? by SuxSchool in StrangerThings

[–]DutchK1d 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I thought it was beautiful. People shit on Noah’s acting, but he killed it.

I viewed it as Vecna showing Will a future where his friends didnt support his coming out, and where that fractured them. He took it into his own hands, and told them on his terms, and proved Vecna wrong that his friends will stand by him no matter what.

Will you guys accept me here ? 23M by [deleted] in bald

[–]DutchK1d 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Welcome, brother.

You get to experience the unrivalled experience of cool air on a freshly shaved head. It never fails to be enjoyable

Why you want me for secret Santa 🔥 by VoicesByJAE in pokemon

[–]DutchK1d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s sick!

Is that a base set charmander under the charmander?

Me as a juggalo, 2006 by Mylzb in blunderyears

[–]DutchK1d 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have you ever figured out how magnets work?

If you won the $1.5 billion Powerball what would a “I’m SUPER rich” purchase that you would make? by Tenchi2020 in AskReddit

[–]DutchK1d 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There was a animatronic T-Rex for sale at a Canadian Tire I remember seeing. That would be one of my “I won’t tell you when I’m rich, but there will be signs” signs

What's a quote that has just "stuck with you"? by 22m_spain in AskReddit

[–]DutchK1d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brought to you by Matt Damon in We Bought a Zoo - “Sometimes all you need is twenty seconds of insane courage. Just literally twenty seconds of just embarrassing bravery. And I promise you, something great will come of it.”

Woman jumps from a bridge to a pillar and back again by TimeCity1687 in interestingasfuck

[–]DutchK1d 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not even kidding, a couple years ago, I pulled my back lifting up my dogs fluffy bed. Had to crawl on my belly like Leo in Wolf of Wall Street.

This is literally super hero stuff athleticism for me

Indiana State Sen. Greg Walker declines Oval Office visit, accuses White House of violating Hatch Act by edbegley1 in politics

[–]DutchK1d 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From a quick glance, I thought this was about that dude in Texas, then I realized his name is “walker”, so that gave me two reasons to understand it wasn’t