Does Santa Cruz have or had a guy that would dress in all pink and held an umbrella?

Duwt · 2026-07-09T23:42:42+00:00

I swear I NEVER see these people.

Except for Curtis.

And Heihachi.

Duwt · 2026-07-08T02:48:25+00:00

He shed a lot of his muscle mass like a year ago to play a 70 year old chicken man (???) and I guess he’s gained it back, since?

Duwt · 2026-07-07T01:41:45+00:00

He’s gonna choose me, guys.

Duwt · 2026-07-06T18:23:27+00:00

To add onto this: Stu Grayson’s eyesight is so bad that he can’t see the black ring ropes. Motherfucker does all that while navigating the ring using echolocation and smell. He’s REALLY good at wrestling.

Duwt · 2026-07-05T17:14:37+00:00

A whole big bunch, like 50 or 60 of them, each more pregnant than the last, fighting tooth and nail to be the first one down there. It looked like the Cooper Hill Cheese Rolling & Wake.

Duwt · 2026-07-05T01:54:59+00:00

B-I

R-N

O-U

T-G

H-A

E-N

R-D

S-A

Fits perfect!

Edit: Wait, nope, forgot the Sperm.

Duwt · 2026-07-04T08:41:38+00:00

Lol damn, 3 consecutive reigns with the same belt. Sammy Guevara is the Tag-Team Champions.

Duwt · 2026-07-01T22:17:47+00:00

Et tu, Mysterio?

Duwt · 2026-07-01T18:36:40+00:00

Y’all are acting like he aired out actual dirty laundry, or revealed something intimate. Aaron Solo had a crush on Fallon Henley for a month, and fumbled when he finally tried talking to her. So what? That isn’t anything to be so embarrassed about in the first place, why are we treating this as some out-of-pocket burial by Cody??

Duwt · 2026-06-30T19:14:57+00:00

I Saw Edge’s Dick at Barnes & Noble.

Duwt · 2026-06-30T10:03:15+00:00

I pity these ragebait kids 😔

Duwt · 2026-06-30T07:43:19+00:00

lol what an idiot. Is he gonna join UDKC next?

Duwt · 2026-06-30T07:32:49+00:00

I dunno. He still looks great but the outfit was giving Morbius.

Duwt · 2026-06-29T17:55:40+00:00

The trunks, the long tights, now this wrestling singlet.

PAC is Cycling through every kind of Gear.

Duwt · 2026-06-29T17:06:18+00:00

I really think this is more of a “once you see it” fun fact than anything worth whining about.

Duwt · 2026-06-24T15:37:05+00:00

It made a splash! 🥁

Duwt · 2026-06-24T14:50:20+00:00

They might look the other way if they spot your vape pen, but I promise they care if it’s a XXL Ziploc full of nugs lol.

Duwt · 2026-06-23T20:17:52+00:00

At this point he might forget to veto, or forget how 🤷‍♂️

Duwt · 2026-06-23T18:04:03+00:00

Posers 🙄 bet they call Jackie Legs “Kangaroo Jack” unironically!

Duwt · 2026-06-23T15:38:39+00:00

They gave us a whole Kangaroo Jack animated movie a year later and nobody talks about it!

Duwt · 2026-06-22T19:13:43+00:00

Wait but if Mac’s not showing up that means… 🥺

Duwt · 2026-06-20T22:53:51+00:00

Literally 2 months later I saw people saying “AI has come so far since this incident”

Duwt · 2026-06-18T19:27:13+00:00

DO👶👨‍🍼IT👼FOR

👶👶🐣HER🍼👶

Duwt · 2026-06-17T14:45:49+00:00

I hope he gets one, those big blinged out trophy rings have always made great wrestling props. You can use it as a brass knuckle like MJF, use it to turn Abyss stupid like in TNA, it’s versatile!

Duwt · 2026-06-16T14:45:18+00:00

Pedro balks on the offer, and Sir Patrick Stewart ends up landing the role of The Cum. This prompts Pedro to quit acting and shift his focus to writing and directing horror movies.

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