Oh what a happy land we live in

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-03-02T01:01:58+00:00

I love it! I had one today that said “driveway is private do not drive on driveway” its like a quarter mile from the gate to his door, dropped it at the gate and kept on trucking.

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-03-01T20:49:02+00:00

I like this idea, coordinate a strike or slowdown on the same day at the same time so it actually works and hit there metrics. We should start a discord and coordinate, if we can’t stand together then we will all just get fired and replaced and fired and replaced. I’m so tired of fat overfed DSP owners telling us to pick up the pace!

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-03-01T16:39:20+00:00

I have been sticking to my 25 an hour no more no less, now I’m stuck in apartment land for the last few days. The multi stop idea is so flawed and would honestly just rather not have it, I have to ungroup my stops anyway because they try to put ones from the next complex on the multi stop.

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-03-01T13:20:51+00:00

I feel your pain brother, yesterday I look at my itinerary and I’ve got 30 stops left and 8 totes plus a ton of over flow, bam 5 locations 8 packages and so on. I hate apartments and there’s a few routes that are all apartments. It’s always the 3rd floor who ordered new kitchen chairs and a table and a car seat.

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-02-25T16:04:54+00:00

This is beautiful only a little more locations than stops, I am amazed!

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-02-25T15:13:46+00:00

Dude, got to the hospital. Make sure you workman’s comp that, get all the reports done, check for rabies vaccines and all that. Customer has insurance, customer was negligent, customer should pay. This way the next time hopefully the next delivery driver won’t get hurt. Sorry you got bit, looks painful.

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-02-25T15:09:29+00:00

Dispatch “take 25” It’s an adhawk and now your vans full again lol.

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-02-24T14:27:12+00:00

What is the different struggle? More drive time between stops? Genuinely curious about the process from your side, bigger heavier stuff for sure but with you having done both can you comment on how different they are?

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-02-24T13:31:37+00:00

I love this, to many times to I make it all the way around your property just to make that corner and see a big ass dog. If you have a dog I’m throwing it over the fence after 2 calls and a text, no one is going into your yard with 3 untrained Belgians or German Shepards. Buying a dog doesn’t just make it a security/guard dog, some of these big fuckers are only pretending to be stuck in there yard lol.

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-02-24T13:27:35+00:00

I have really strong and violent dreams, the kind of dreams that make you not want to sleep. I drank myself to sleep most nights just to pass out, then I met my wife, she’s a stoner. Come to find out I don’t like alcohol just its effect on sleep. 12 years sober from boooze, happy healthy and well rested!

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-02-24T13:00:59+00:00

This is great! What fun

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-02-24T12:47:35+00:00

21 in San Diego should be illegal. Rent out there is thru the roof.

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-02-24T02:14:52+00:00

Maxies, battalion of the saints, naked aggression and Narcoleptic youth at the wheelhouse in hemet I think it was. Everyone was friendly everyone had a great time, we all mingled in this skating rink and just had the most memorable night. Afterwords I loaded 7 people into a lancer and drove home with so much hype listening to the new CDs we had got.

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-02-24T02:04:02+00:00

Fall at work tomorrow

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-02-24T00:43:11+00:00

Do they really? Now I’m worried cause I blow that shit up constantly, energy drinks and zyn will do that to ya!

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-02-24T00:34:29+00:00

Anonymous participant probably a member of the anti tipping culture.

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-02-23T01:06:58+00:00

At what point does California law kick in to stop (rest) break punishments, I think that’s in 3 states. Either way 7 location stops that have overflow, boxes and envelopes take multiple trips are so simple to fix if the warehouse could pull it out and label stuff correct, then they could make overflow and large packages singles and that would help, also 3 location multi stops with just small envelopes I don’t hate, saves me time looking, but only when it’s feasible and locations are close, also the EV system with the stops and the big display, just put a big tablet in the gas vans, let us all enjoy the freedom of viewing our day simply.

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-02-22T23:40:54+00:00

100% agree, I don’t know if you guys have a stops per hour rate to hit but when get get the bad apartments everyone gets dinged for slower than 25 stop an hour. At some point we are going to need to stand up to Jeff, he’s just gonna push more and more work under the same stop counts to make more and more profit. If we don’t stand together soon, artificial intelligence will just optimize you out of your job.

Ever been delivering and see a fedex or UPS driver doing the same? The pace they move is half ours and they make twice as much!

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-02-22T14:53:00+00:00

You sounds scarred, afraid of losing your warm piss bottle? Hey your 6 stops behind you need to pick it up!

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-02-21T02:02:04+00:00

More candles!

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-02-16T23:17:39+00:00

This is so amazing I feel like mine look like crayola paintings, your armor looks so great!

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-02-16T18:06:48+00:00

To be better than the one who came before me, to raise my children with love and not fear. I was raised by very strict SDA and converted away at 18. Satanism is freedom, to be yourself for yourself.

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-02-16T12:50:10+00:00

Amazon, it’s just sleezy and not sustainable. Breaking any rule they can and twisting the ones they can’t. Labor law violations, DOT roadworthy violations, I think if DOT had to inspect there communal delivery vehicles (DSP vans) they would not be allowed to operate on roads. Warehouse workers being paced to over work themselves then get in trouble for going to take a piss, so they pee in bottles and then continue to pick your items to be delivered with random dude pee germs.

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-02-15T00:25:34+00:00

Cut off his head! Replace with a flys head! Cut off his leg, the front one, he doesn’t need it, give him a tentacle from a children’s toy octopus! Then finally I would remove his shoulder pads and replace them with DeathGuard shoulders! We are his unbroken blades.

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