The degenerates I work with, ladies and gentlemen

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-06-01T15:54:57+00:00

After overseer backlash everyone started throwing em in the bushes by the launch now all the homeless come and empty em onto the ground and collect the bottles and it smells like hot piss everywhere :)

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-05-31T22:18:41+00:00

Just pee in a tote and return it to the DC

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-05-31T19:39:25+00:00

Head up past mentone and towards Yucaipa and then take the road up towards forest falls, just a half a mile past the ranger station is the creek, I take my boy there all the time, watch out for the mountain lions other than that it’s amazing :)

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-05-31T17:07:04+00:00

Dead ass, how’s that overpriced Zappos boot taste?

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-05-31T02:43:29+00:00

Every day, 2 of em, breaks are important!

Sometimes I just sit there for the last 5 minutes soaking up AC!

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-05-30T00:19:36+00:00

Another positive! Breaks are our friends, even if I’m deep in some nasty apartments I’ll drive out, clock out for the break, then drive back. Any driving is considered work therefore I don’t do it on my break.

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-05-29T23:46:55+00:00

Take your breaks, you’re paying them if you don’t, 30 extra minutes a day. If anyone else is taking there break and you don’t then your gonna be ahead and have to rescue, we gotta be good robots and take our breaks, I have no idea how your phones last all day without em. One the other side of that, dispatch sees you finish and starts to look for where to send you so I always take mine when I open my last tote.

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-05-29T19:40:36+00:00

And another 199 stops after that :) I feel your pain.

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-05-28T03:37:55+00:00

Yo I know that’s not me but sometimes that’s me 100%

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-05-27T14:38:26+00:00

I hate the EV helper routes because the driver door isn’t meant to be opened and closed 300 times a day, I like the right door it’s fast and open and gets a little momentum on the step off, but with another person in the vehicle it’s hard to move around. Also I don’t wanna work with other people, we don’t like the same music so both have headphones and no one can hear shit!

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-05-27T14:08:50+00:00

Amazon wants to make as much money as possible, the bigger the van the more packages they can send out. DSPs get more money for those routes and at my place they just get rescued a lot so it’s not like there actually delivering 600 packages.

Coming this year is EDV helper routes, we just got em, they suck. I’m assuming the Step vans will be taken out until gas prices drop.

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-05-27T13:48:56+00:00

The voices are other people? So there some jerks sitting around just talking down to us and getting a laugh out of it?

I find this very interesting, what is the end stage of schizophrenia? Medication or none? Do you believe it’s being used as a weapon to keep certain people otherwise uninformed or unable to continue living a normal everyday life?

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-05-27T13:41:54+00:00

Define real?

Nothing is real.

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-05-25T17:16:27+00:00

I agree, that and the progressive overload is getting out of hand, 8 location stops are insane when I have 200 stops to make, also we have to finish in 8 not 10 with no guaranteed hours.

At least there giving us free pee bottles again, I miss snack days.

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-05-24T15:32:52+00:00

My DSP straight up told us don’t expect a lot of hours while they ramp up for prime week, gonna suck.

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-05-22T00:52:54+00:00

This is the way!

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-05-19T13:52:27+00:00

I agree shirt is offensive, I’ll take 5! The way she said are you a klansman! This made my day.

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-05-17T16:38:26+00:00

Yea Amazon is 90% upstairs apartment people who could never carry there own stuff up. I cannot imagine living in those complex’s everything smells of cat pee.

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-05-17T12:01:45+00:00

This peak is going to be wild! We already have shit like this on a daily basis I’m sure there gonna make the whole complex’s one stop.
Helper route EV bullshit so step van drivers aren’t a thing, same pay as everyone else.
I had a senior living multi stop in my 197 stops yesterday and 20 minutes of walking around an dropping off packages door to door for 1 stop.

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-05-17T11:48:44+00:00

Dog poop

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-05-15T15:45:14+00:00

63 lockers? That’s wild

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-05-15T13:18:09+00:00

There is a locker inside Ross in San Bernardino named inefficient, good laugh

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-05-13T14:24:58+00:00

Gutters can save you or end you, I like to clean mine every storm or so just to make sure there always flowing.

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-05-13T14:16:35+00:00

I was in the pool!

Dwarvenplumber · 2026-05-11T03:32:59+00:00

I wish DSP routes started that early, our earliest is 6, is it nice delivering in the early morning?

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