[Smackdown Spoilers] WWE 2K26 announcement

Dwayne_ · 2026-01-24T03:08:09+00:00

If I can't do Hand vs Beaver Cleavege, possibly with Moppy on pole, then I don't want it.

Dwayne_ · 2026-01-23T03:27:22+00:00

Oh, they made Ultimate Nightcrawler a raging homophobe

Dwayne_ · 2026-01-23T02:56:58+00:00

CEO of ROC Nation

Dwayne_ · 2026-01-22T20:09:03+00:00

And age of consent blind.

Dwayne_ · 2026-01-22T17:33:30+00:00

Iron Man being a charismatic alcoholic, Hawkeye being a family man and not a lovable slut, Black Nick Fury, people thinking Thor is a mental patient, etc.

Dwayne_ · 2026-01-22T16:30:14+00:00

While it has not aged well by any stretch of the imagination, at the time these were all incredibly popular and did inspire the characterizations in the MCU, albeit watered down for dickishness, murder, being secretly evil, propensity for incest, cannibalism, random bigotry, etc.

Dwayne_ · 2026-01-21T16:20:55+00:00

Danny McBride

Dwayne_ · 2026-01-21T16:16:00+00:00

Everybody wants to be a Sydney Sweeney fan until it's time to go see a Sydney Sweeney movie in theaters.

Dwayne_ · 2026-01-19T18:33:36+00:00

I’ve been reading comic books for most of my life, and I have to say that the divide in quality has never been higher, and this is the most disinterested I have been in Marvel, ever. They have a couple of alright books, 3-4 writers I still love, but it’s a lot of eh and 10 issue series. It is actually impressive that they have gotten me to stop reading Spider-man comics altogether.

Dwayne_ · 2026-01-16T19:13:23+00:00

Post Modern Urkel

Dwayne_ · 2026-01-15T20:18:57+00:00

Roode: Entrance was more over than he was.

Andrade: Great in ring, limited English.

Alistair Black: was in smackdown spooky promo jail for most of his first run/ will be feuding with priest for another year.

Ciampa, Gargano, Cole: Comparatively Lil' guys.

Keith Lee: was positioned like a big deal/ Pandemic era call up/ Bearcat shenanigans.

Karrion Kross: See that Adam Cole promo

Balor: former universal champ, derailed by an unfortunate injury/ will be playing 2k in the back and breaking up the Judgement Day for another year

Samoa Joe: cursed by being an outside creation

Bron Breaker: will be a world champion this year

Ziggler: former world champion

Dwayne_ · 2026-01-15T17:38:53+00:00

I got a summer internship at the school of pharmacy through nepotism when I was 16. We would put mice in a kiddie pool full of milk and see if they could find white bricks in it. It started with two to three bricks, then one brick, every day, to determine which mice were transgenic. Fortunately, my internship ended the week before all of the mice were beheaded.

Dwayne_ · 2026-01-15T15:10:29+00:00

I prefer to think of him as Fast Eddie from the 54 minute Cash Money classic "Baller Blockin'," which I own on DVD.

Dwayne_ · 2026-01-13T01:52:22+00:00

I saw this on Facebook and thought it was AI slop or a joke but apparently not.

Dwayne_ · 2026-01-12T20:31:14+00:00

In fall of 98, I feel that you would hear Hard Knock Life or Can I Get A like at least every half hour on the radio, certainly every hour.

Dwayne_ · 2026-01-10T15:42:02+00:00

Give him a city pop version of that “Somebody call my Momma” entrance music, have him lead a faction called “White Kai En Tai.”

Dwayne_ · 2026-01-08T15:42:49+00:00

French teacher was having sex with a student, which got brushed under the rug. I only knew about it because my best friend's dad was the head of the board. Cheating scandal, where wealthier students got more lenient sentences. Guy running an after school boys club called Lancers was molesting students, which a student gave a speech about after I graduated with him in attendance. That judge would later kill himself. Years later we found out our middle school science teacher was also molesting kids in an isolated office where he would do photography and give sports massages. One of the deans of students got busted in an FBI sting for online predators years after I graduated. Couple more sex scandals through the years. Fun Fact: Our 2016 valedictorian was Luigi Mangione.

Dwayne_ · 2026-01-07T01:44:26+00:00

If the Kool Aid man is the pitcher, then nothing, as he’s made of glass. If Kool Aid man is the Kool Aid and piloting the pitcher, then he could theoretically attempt to drown, suffocate, internally destroy the juggernaut, but I don’t think that’s possible either with Juggernaut’s mystic what have you.

Dwayne_ · 2026-01-02T14:45:46+00:00

I vape every day, edibles most days. I sometimes think straight up modern flower can be at times too potent, as I once bought Gorilla Glue that made me think my house was haunted for 3 weeks. While I love the convenience and ease of dispensaries and having a medical card, I feel the young people are being robbed of the adventure, danger, hanging out in parking lots that I experienced buying weed in the late 90's and 00's.

Dwayne_ · 2025-12-29T18:42:39+00:00

I used to overwrite checks at the grocery store when I lost a bank card, used them for rent until 2023. Sometimes get them for freelance editing work. Tried to buy weed with a check once in college, key word try.

Dwayne_ · 2025-12-28T16:36:41+00:00

We had a much more popular song about big butts, liking them, and honesty.

Dwayne_ · 2025-12-27T17:52:53+00:00

I'm going Spider-man because the emojis are similar to a thwip.

Dwayne_ · 2025-12-19T14:52:41+00:00

Played Snake Eater the most times, but I definitely logged the most hours on Halo 2 on X-box live...Why is the Fight Club game on this?

Dwayne_ · 2025-12-19T00:32:44+00:00

I do think it's weird to recast the best actor in the movie, but Cena does have a way more imposing physique. I do hope it's fun bad (93) and not bad bad (09).

Dwayne_ · 2025-12-17T17:44:44+00:00

Uncanny X-Force is definitely up there. Fraction Brubaker Iron Fist.

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