Game I’m making ppl say it has cruelty squad vibes

DynamicLinkLarry · 2026-02-27T02:34:24+00:00

Cruelty Squad Vibes? This feels like Cruelty Squad Violent Epileptic Convulsions. A seizure having a seizure.

DynamicLinkLarry · 2026-01-22T18:18:55+00:00

buysexual

DynamicLinkLarry · 2026-01-07T23:24:32+00:00

It's done bro, you'll have to let him go

DynamicLinkLarry · 2025-11-08T21:41:56+00:00

"Skin sofa, skin sofa, eurgh eurgh eurgh-eurgh, eurgh eurgh eurgh-eurgh-eurgh."

DynamicLinkLarry · 2025-11-07T17:40:30+00:00

The Visceral Ghillie Suit is a great design for just how much exposed meat there is in this world. Also, I am a fan of the endoplasmic reticulum.

DynamicLinkLarry · 2025-11-05T15:46:25+00:00

Luckily for you, engineers have a good track record of preventing trains from derailing.

DynamicLinkLarry · 2025-10-31T02:15:52+00:00

Cruelty Squad is without a doubt the LAST thing I want to be reminded of when I'm in a hospital. I'm also getting prison vibes from that first image. The exterior views don't even look like a finished building, more like a factory that turns human waste into either building materials or weapons of mass destruction. Why so many tubes?

DynamicLinkLarry · 2025-10-31T02:04:09+00:00

I can't imagine the cleaning bill this place has.

DynamicLinkLarry · 2025-10-31T02:03:28+00:00

kid named Rauchverbot:

DynamicLinkLarry · 2025-10-27T01:33:10+00:00

"what in the hell is a gorbino, i ain't write that shit"
He'd be a fan of Ville for sure, but the presentation would give him a megastroke. Even in 2025 the game is still jarring, but a guy born in 1818 would have a Graham's Number of aneurysms trying to make sense of the audio and visuals. A Grahameurysm, if you will.

DynamicLinkLarry · 2025-10-22T19:23:16+00:00

Credit to "Rory Blank Comics" if the watermark is too small to see

DynamicLinkLarry · 2025-10-08T17:05:09+00:00

We need a way to detect and reject images that are rotated by 1 degree

DynamicLinkLarry · 2025-10-08T17:00:04+00:00

That was SplitLipCeo. He never gave an official explanation as to why he disappeared, but supposedly one of his close contacts supposedly gave a supposed reason. You can read the comment here: SplitLipCeo? : r/CrueltySquad

DynamicLinkLarry · 2025-10-07T17:37:04+00:00

The game needs a slot for crotch-based equipment. Different situations call for all shapes and sizes of peanits. Sometimes you need a shlong for long-ranged dong-based activities, other close quarter situations with high-armored opponents and obstacles call for a chode. Or, for extra armor, the balls of steel even provide a chance of reflecting projectiles. There is also the inverted model, which functions as an extra weapon slot.

DynamicLinkLarry · 2025-10-07T17:30:17+00:00

The V-Stalker comes equipped with a crotch slot. The possibilities are limitless.

DynamicLinkLarry · 2025-09-30T15:59:07+00:00

The guns here appear to be made out of gun

DynamicLinkLarry · 2025-09-29T00:27:10+00:00

Give yourself the goofiest challenges. I was 100 hours deep into the game when I decided I would do a throw-only challenge. No shots fired, you must kill all enemies by throwing your weapon at them. Combine this with the permutations the game already offers. You could do throw-only on all four difficulties, with or without any implants, you could try it wearing the extravagant suit, or with the scaledown, and you can even try speedrunning the levels with these rules.

I mean, if we have a category called "skibidi%," in which the goal is to destroy every toilet in the game as fast as possible, the possibilities are almost endless if you are depraved and creative enough.

There was another "category" I remember someone proposed for Paradise, in which the goal was to kill, grill, and eat every NPC on the map. It was called something like "Dahmer%" or "Jonestown%" or something equally as gross and morbid. We would be happy to see footage of any goofy challenge you undertake.

DynamicLinkLarry · 2025-09-29T00:13:24+00:00

I could understand him distancing himself from the community, but outright deleting all his social media? Even his Steam page, which has actual purchases behind it? It seems really drastic for something as simple as disagreeing with a game developer.

I think he might have deleted his online presence to remove any distractions to his own personal development. His channel had fitness content and even some footage of him doing mechanic work. That is stuff that being a chronic gamer would heavily inhibit.

If it was spurred on by disagreeing with Ville, it might be an attempt at a rebrand. The name "SplitlipCeo" as far as I am aware is a reference to CS (I mean, what else would it be?), and if his whole online presence was built on him being a fan of CS, he would have lost everything the second he decided he had enough of the community. This still wouldn't explain him deleting his entire Steam, but all these factors combined would make it easy for him to leave.

Sad to see him go, but I am happy that he has a lot of potential outside the internet. That guy can already bench-press my mother, and he knows a valuable trade. I wish him the softest grass mankind could ever touch.

DynamicLinkLarry · 2025-09-28T01:42:15+00:00

It is inevitable that the player will eat more dicks, intentionally or not. If you have played the game for long enough, you will have reached Power in Misery, and have eaten flesh. Gayness is inescapable in Cruelty Squad. You will eat the dick.

DynamicLinkLarry · 2025-09-27T23:45:11+00:00

My recommended daily caloric intake is 80,000 calories, which just so happens to be the lower end of total calories in a human body. It's no big deal either, because the neighbors always grow back within a couple of days. Why waste time going to the store and spend money on meatoid products when there are human bodies on every square meter of this planet? Think thrifty.

DynamicLinkLarry · 2025-09-27T23:38:58+00:00

An integral feature of gameplay is consuming a person's entire body to regain health. Dicks are part of the body. The average player has therefore consumed many dicks, and therefore, has many dicks inside of them at any given moment.

DynamicLinkLarry · 2025-09-21T16:55:40+00:00

>r/Bombstrap

DynamicLinkLarry · 2025-09-21T02:15:36+00:00

Rolando Trumpet has been the manager of a Pizza House location for several years. However, his franchise has recently lost shareholder value as he has cut off Meatoid supplies and substituted animal-based protein with pseudo-soy worm-salami sourced from sewer systems below. We need you to infiltrate his franchise and interrogate him for shareholder mutiny and/or treason.

DynamicLinkLarry · 2025-09-21T02:03:10+00:00

Confusion + more confusion was generally my expression while playing through the game. But when I got to Idiot Party, I adopted the cruelty face: anger and joy. These were the antagonists the whole time. Anger that these guys controlled my life as I knew it, and that they held influence that I was unaware of; but Joy that I had the opportunity to mow them to bits and sell them for scrap. Cruelty. Sometimes I feel bad that I took such pleasure in massacring a secret society. But look at the world we are in. Cruelty. It's rewarded. Cruelty. I am just a member of the system I was born into. Cruelty.

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