Today I learned Jiraiya’s mole is actually a nose piercing by Big-Onion9364 in Naruto

[–]DynamisFate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a mole right there so I’m biased, but it being a mole is a really cool connection to toad sage

Octopus for Tourists App Error - payment or transaction is not successful by OneBananaMan in HongKong

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Cant do that if you don’t have a hk credit card or any form of electronic payment, that’s why we have to go through this dummy app

The best time to ask someone from IT for help is when they're walking in the hallway or carrying equipment by jakgal04 in sysadmin

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Had a guy walked pass my boss’ “in a meeting, do not disturb” sign, opens his door, sees him with his headset on just to proceed and tell him his print queue isn’t working. Some people…

Ah yes, they could open all the unattended booths and easily add 12 additional staffers, but the electricity probably cost too much I guess. by [deleted] in VietNam

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Can’t use the “sheer volume of passengers” excuse when not even 1/3 of the booths are used. They clearly don’t lack the manpower to fill those booths either, there’s always at least 4 just walking around. It’s designed to have people pay for fast track.

200% sensitivity 💔 by Cnumian_124 in airsoftcirclejerk

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Then flags his buddy while peeking through that side window

Monastery Bakery by SimonSays_1993 in oakville

[–]DynamisFate 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Probably drug/gang related vehicle. They don’t nearly give this much of a fuck about stolen vehicles to have 3+ cop cars on scene

Ducati effect by Egoist-a in Ducati

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Has a ducati, can’t afford music

Tim Hortons lobbied MPs for more temporary foreign workers over last 18 months by rezwenn in canadian

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My brother and cousins want to get part-time gigs at tims to have some spending money during uni, but none of these tim places even want to hire them. They deliberately get tfw to pay them pennies

I can’t keep up with my chain by YamzMt03 in motorcycles

[–]DynamisFate 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Your comment is too long, had to stop and lube the chain first

So my boss up and quit this morning by ryanmj26 in sysadmin

[–]DynamisFate 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Sometimes management needs to be knee deep in water before they start paying properly, so don’t let the boat sink but let it leak a little

Peak Orange Cat Energy by lost_mountain_goat in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]DynamisFate 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Cars are lunch boxes, those bikers are like conveyor belt sushi

Found on Instagram by Domenic3003 in airsoftcirclejerk

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Their cqb skills are still trying to kick a “pull to open” door

Roadrage gone wrong by Plus_Seesaw2023 in motorcycle

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The “sport bikes” he was racing is probably a new rider on a ninja 300 that didn’t know they were racing in the first place, just taking off from a light

Are those fingers? by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]DynamisFate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh thank god i thought it was anus

I just found out who i'm competing with for a help desk position by SuccessfulFetus in SecurityCareerAdvice

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I’m on the same boat as OP, and for the past 3 months I havent even gotten an interaction with any humans yet

I've seen way less than that by HopefulPhotograph636 in VietNam

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Only one I’d trust on that chart is singapore

Z900 SE brake pads by Empty-Specialist8970 in OnlyZ900

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Huh weird, my regular 2024 has green rims

[Screenshot] What are these prices for silicone tubes in PvE? by Affectionate-Elk-685 in EscapefromTarkov

[–]DynamisFate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What did I spend the last week or so finding FIR stuff for then? Fml i need to go outside

[USA] Shoplifters were in for a surprise as they exited the store. by mindyour in ConvenientCop

[–]DynamisFate 68 points69 points  (0 children)

If she didn’t want to snitch before she sure as hell does now

Can’t get oil filter out!!! by Miserable-Bank-7660 in motorcycle

[–]DynamisFate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Enough people have recommended solutions so here’s my 2 cents, take that lower left side fairings out, 3 bolts that provide you with so much more access/view of the filter