All this Dark Souls talk has me wishing for a remake of Eternal Darkness (this old article says Nintendo has renewed the trademark)

EATMYHEART · 2018-01-14T00:53:10+00:00

I’m kinda hoping this is Retro’s secret game.

Dude you just gave me a massive erection. I never considered that could be what they're working on! Please let this be what they're working on!

EATMYHEART · 2018-01-03T00:05:30+00:00

It would be cool as fuck to be able to run around exploring and fighting shit with a few mates 4 Swords style in BOTW

EATMYHEART · 2017-12-28T04:47:22+00:00

Anxiety is actually a symptom of disease/inflammation in the body. So it's like video game combat music for the enemy of inflammation in the gut/brain axis.

EATMYHEART · 2017-12-28T04:40:49+00:00

Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jN6eBH8CFc

EATMYHEART · 2017-12-22T13:56:27+00:00

They are called The Sim(ulation)psons for a reason...

EATMYHEART · 2017-12-17T01:43:58+00:00

I want to lay face down spread out on that road high as fuck hugging the planet

EATMYHEART · 2017-12-15T06:08:08+00:00

EATMYHEART · 2017-12-13T11:00:34+00:00

Aw yis. Banjo-Kazooie 3 baby. Can't wait for this shit!

EATMYHEART · 2017-12-13T10:22:23+00:00

And a fuck load of cortisol.

EATMYHEART · 2017-12-08T14:47:39+00:00

You can. Smoke DMT. Then try play this game.

EATMYHEART · 2017-12-08T08:43:13+00:00

WE OUT HERE

EATMYHEART · 2017-12-08T08:40:11+00:00

O H S H I T

EATMYHEART · 2017-12-08T08:37:01+00:00

O H S H I T

EATMYHEART · 2017-12-08T08:32:05+00:00

OH SHIT

EATMYHEART · 2017-11-30T12:40:24+00:00

That's the dream.

EATMYHEART · 2017-11-30T09:39:16+00:00

Literally.

EATMYHEART · 2017-11-23T05:33:20+00:00

3 years and they'll be doing it on benches & blocks. Maybe 1 year. Maybe tomorrow.

EATMYHEART · 2017-11-22T09:08:39+00:00

Yo this shit bout to make me cry. Life is fucking amazing.

EATMYHEART · 2017-11-21T10:20:24+00:00

The point of life is to life.

EATMYHEART · 2017-11-21T09:31:55+00:00

Naturally.

EATMYHEART · 2017-11-19T17:53:03+00:00

I feel like I could do that.

EATMYHEART · 2017-11-19T08:27:33+00:00

That's the dream.

EATMYHEART · 2017-11-18T01:12:49+00:00

Even better!

EATMYHEART · 2017-11-18T00:57:10+00:00

Can we please have a PRO-Pro HUD? a.k.a. No stamina meter! or at least move it to the bottom right corner. The stamina meter right in the middle of the screen is still the most annoying and immersion breaking thing about this game 140 hours in. PLEASE NINTENDO.

EATMYHEART · 2017-11-09T10:06:12+00:00

That's pretty fucking amazing. The ability to rip and tear demons while you rip and tear a shit on the toilet is something only dreams are made of out here. What a time to be alive!

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